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There’s nothing like riddles and jokes to send you to your laughing place! These clever Disney riddles for kids are just what you need for loads of giggles! Whether you are on a Disney vacation, or you are a huge Disney fan, you’ll think these riddles are fairy funny!
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The Best Disney Riddles for Kids
I am a princess who doesn’t want to get married,
I run away and pretend I’m delusional,
I meet a boy and a monkey,
I meet the same boy posing as a prince,
He takes me on a magical carpet ride.
Who am I?
A: Jasmine
I have a stepmother,
I love to sing,
I have 7 little friends
Who am I?
A: Snow White
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The dwarfs and Snow White sit down to a bite.
How fast can you guess what she serves them next?
A: Seven seconds
This is a creature whose ferocious breath can be lethal.
In movies about how to train them, they are seen in a variety of situations.
Toothless was the name of the primary one.
What is the name of this creature?
A: Toothless the Dragon
Although I was barely a princess;
I had the life of a princess. I am?
A: Giselle
I am a princess who’s not a princess;
I fight destiny with a lucky insect
Who am I?
A: Fa Mulan
I don’t like to wash my hands, or sing and dance.
I play the organ in a very different way.
I have to share a cottage with six other people.
And I don’t always have a very nice attitude. Who am I?
A: Grumpy
I live in the jungle
My father was killed
I am to be king of
the jungle one day
I sing I can’t wait to be king.
A: Simba
I want to marry the prince someday
I have a step sister
I love purple, my sister Drezilla loves green
My mother is Lady Tremaine
I am?
A: Anastasia
I am a Disney Princess
I have brown hair
I love to read
I sing Something There
Who Am I?
A: Belle
I used to be the favorite
But then someone else came in.
Buzz Lightyear.
Now he is my best friend.
Who I Am?
A: Woody
I fly around,
I always get jealous,
I have a bad temper,
I always wear green,
I have blond hair.
Who am I
A: Tinkerbell
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I am engaged with charm in my search for a switch;
Restored my fate of pride with the touch of a stitch.
Who I Am?
A: Merida
I am a princess who’s trapped and lost in a castle;
Bargain with the witch and fight for a special vessel.
Who am I?
A: Eilonwy
We are the group of girls Dot belonged to in the film A Bug’s Life,
Who are we?
A: The blueberries
I live in China,
I help a human who wants to help her dad,
I give her bad advice walking into camp,
I love doing stuff for my selfish purposes.
Who am I?
A: Mushu
My mother died when I was little.
I love to sing,
I love a human
My best friend is a fish
Who am I?
A: Ariel
I was cursed as a baby,
Three good fairies took me to the forest,
I returned to the castle where the curse came true,
A handsome prince saved me.
Who could I be?
A: Sleeping Beauty
I live in the jungle,
I was found in a tree,
I grew up in the jungle,
I wear a brown tarp,
I save a girl from Baboons,
I slide on tree branches.
Who am I?
A: Tarzan
My appetite consists of four dozen eggs a day.
And I wish to marry the odd girl in town.
All the girls swoon when I pass them by.
And I want to kill a beast that means no harm.
Who am I?
A: Gaston
I am a princess who stands for her own;
Speak the secret through a piece of stone.
Who am I?
A: Dot
I’m usually black and white but I’m not a newspaper
I have wings but I’m, not an airplane
I lay eggs but I’m not a chicken
I eat fish but I’m not a whale
I appeared in the movie Madagascar but I’m, not a zebra
Who am I?
A: Penguin
I come from a place where different from the rest;
Yet by the perfect fit, I’d proved I’m the best.
Who am I?
A: Nancy Tremaine (Enchanted)
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I am a princess, forced to be a bride;
Find my true love in someone aside.
Who am I?
A: Mei, Ting-Ting & Su (Mulan II)
I am the smartest of them all;
Living a life that had a deep, deep fall.
Who am I?
A: Kidagakash (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)
I am a tiny flaw but also a sweetheart;
Getting around with my own special cart.
Who am I?
A: Vanellope Von Schweetz (Wreck-It Ralph)
I fly around,
I order around a group of boys,
I never want to grow up,
I foil the plans of a pirate.
Who am I?
A: Peter Pan
I am in love with a maiden.
I can disguise myself very well.
I give to the poor and take from the rich.
I am a good shot with an arrow.
Who am I?
A: Robin Hood
I lived in London
I wear a yellow dress
I go to Africa to study gorillas
I met a boy who talks to the animals
Who am I?
A: Jane
I am the one who looked for a swift;
Being a perfect bride is my perfect gift.
Who am I?
A: Tiana
My sister has the power to create and control snow and ice.
We grew up together in the palace.
Who am I?
A: Anna from Frozen
I am your personal healthcare companion.
I like to help people and will always be there for you if you are in danger.
Who am I?
A: Baymax from Big Hero 6
My nose grows longer and longer if I tell a lie.
Who am I?
A: Pinocchio
I love to eat and bugs are one of my favourite foods.
My best friends are a small yellow meerkat and a loyal King lion!
Who am I?
A: Pumba from the Lion King
I really don’t like tick tocking noises, especially clocks.
I also sail the seven seas.
Who am I?
A: Captain Hook
I live in the street
I steal food
I was put in jail, only to get out
I met a beautiful girl,
I sing One Jump Ahead.
Who am I?
A: Aladdin
I love music
I live under the sea
I work for King Triton
I have to watch Ariel
Who am I?
A: Sebastian
I am gifted with power but also a curse;
Only by true love can make a reverse.
Who am I?
A: Elsa from Frozen
I am Goofy’s son in the movie A Goofy Movie?
Who Am I?
A: Max
I am noble, fierce and free-spirited soul;
The wind and the wild can make me whole.
Who Am I?
A: Pocahontas
I am Bambi’s love interest?
Who Am I?
A: Faline
I am a dog,
I think everything that happens on a TV show is real,
I run away thinking my girl was taken by the green eyed man,
I met a crazy cat and an obsessed hamster,
We all make our way back to the studio.
Who am I?
A: Bolt
I am the daughter of royal and bright;
Dream of a world which full of light.
Who am I?
A: Rapunzel
I am the leader of my people;
And I am coronated with the crown of petal.
Who am I?
A: Atta from A Bug’s Life
I am a princess not very well known;
Live in the land where children never grow.
Who am I?
A: Tiger Lily
I am a princess,
I am taken to America,
I meet another girl who treats me differently,
We become friends,
And she teaches me to be ‘normal’.
Who am I?
A: Rosie
I was brought up by two carefree guide;
My love can link the two rival pride.
Who am I?
A: Kiara
I am a curious cat
I meet a dog in the city
I sort of become one of “Them”, the dog’s friends
I love my owner, a little girl
Who I Am?
A: Oliver
A love Cinderellie
I hate cats, especially Lucifer
My shirt is red that Cinderellie made for me.
I always want to help Cinderllie for helping me.
Who am I?
A: Jaq
I am a princess who has been named well;
Sib of the one whose voice is like a bell.
Who am I?
A: Ariel’s Sisters: Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Atina, Adella & Allana
I look a little scruffy,
And I know all the rules of the street.
I found a nice Lady,
who eats pasta as a treat.
Who am I?
A: Tramp
This word begins with the letter A.
It’s the poisoned fruit the witch gave Snow White.
What is it?
A: Apple
Q: What do you call a Disney movie about a chef?
A: James and the Giant Quiche.
Q: What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
A: Tarzan with stripes.
Q: What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
A: He has a meltdown.
Q: How many dalmatian puppies are in pongo and perdita’s litter?
A: 15
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A: To Look for Pluto.
Q: Why couldn’t the Queen of Hearts find her hat?
A: It was off with her head.
Q: Why couldn’t Cinderella win the bike race?
A: She had a pumpkin for a coach.
Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A: He was looking for pooh.
Q: Why did Cinderella fail PE class?
A: She kept running from the ball.
Q: Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
A: She was looking for a date.
Q: Why did the Mad Hatter fall in love with his foe?
A: Because she was the Queen of his heart.
Q: Why was Alice late for tea?
A: Because she fell down the rabbit hole.
Q: Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will let it go.
Q: Which Disney character can count the highest?
A: Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
A: Because Donald ducked.
Q: What was the name of Beauty and the beast’s crooner?
A: Lumiere
Q: Which Disney movie features Mother Gothel?
A: Rapunzel.
Q: What is Captain Hook’s pirate ship called?
A: The Jolly Roger.
Q: Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?
A: Because there is a sign that says “Never Neverland”.
Q: How does the ocean say hello to Ariel?
A: It waves.
Q: Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?
A: The second-hand store.
Q: Why did the Hatter and March Hare get into a fight?
A: Because everyone is mad in Wonderland!
Q: When does Mickey Mouse put up his new calendar?
A: On New Ears Day!
Q: Why did Snow White wait outside the Main Street Photo Supply Co. in Disneyland?
A: She had been told that someday her Prints would come.
Q: Simba’s girlfriend in Lion King was named?
A: Nala
Q: Aladdins enemy had a name, what was it?
A: Jafar
Q: What do you call a princess that doesn’t want to be disturbed?
A: Slapping Beauty
Q: Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?
A: Because she’s the fairest of them all.
Q: Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
A: The Lost-and-Flounder Department.
Q: Where can you find a little mermaid?
A: Under the sea.
Q: What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?
A: High Hue, High Hue!
Q: Why would you not want to be one of Snow White’s dwarfs?
A: 6 out of 7 of them aren’t Happy
Q: What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other?
A: It was glove at first sight.
Q: Why did the cookie go to see Doc McStuffins?
A: Because it was feeling crummy.
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Q: How do you ask Scar to stop being so mean?
A: Be a bit more Simbathetic!
Q: What’s a bee’s favorite Disney movie?
A: Beauty And The Bees.
Q: What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream.
Q: Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?
A: Because he won the No-Belle Prize.
Q: What did the town sing when the Beast and Belle broke up?
A: Single Belle, Single Belle, single all the way
Q: Why does Alice ask so many questions?
A: Because she’s in Wonderland.
Q: Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
A: He Neverlands.
Q: What did Mickey Mouse say when he crashed his car?
A: Disney matter
Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?
A: “Move fasta” (Mufasa)
Q: What does an Olaf eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes
Q: Why was Woody fed up with Hamm?
A: Because Hamm was being a bore.
Q: What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?
A: Comet books.
Q: What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
A: Mulan Rouge.
Q: Why is Quasimodo great at solving crimes?
A: He always has a hunch.
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