Share a laugh or two with these February Jokes. Perfect for sharing with friends or even to lighten the mood during a work meeting. These February jokes are sure to get you laughing.
Embrace the chilly humor of winter with our collection of February jokes! Perfect for lightening up the short days and cold nights, these jokes bring warmth and laughter to anyone looking to beat the winter blues. From Groundhog Day giggles to Valentine’s Day puns, our selection has something for everyone. Dive into our collection now and share the joy and laughter with friends, family, or coworkers, making February feel a little lighter and much more fun!
February Jokes
- Q: When is the best outfit for February 2nd? A tu-tu.
- Q: What do you call a shape born on February 9th? An asquareius.
- Q: What is Kermit the Frog’s favorite month? February. It has a Leap Year.
- Q: Why did the sprinter get disqualified on Leap Day? He tried to jump the gun
- Q: Why are groundhogs good at predicting weather? They aren’t.
- Q: Where do most people eat on Leap Day? IHOP.
- Q: What do you tell a hitchhiker on February 29th? Op In
- Sometimes February feels like it will last forever, But time Marches on.
- Q: What do you tell a pig on February 14? “Happy Valen-swine’s Day!”
- Q: Which is the month in which a person would talk the least? February, because it has the least number of days.
- Q: Sometimes February has 29 days. How many other months have 29 days? All of them.
- Q: My grandma has only had 20 birthdays! How is that possible? She was born on February 29th.
- Q: Why do people walk slowly in February? Because it’s not March.
- Q: What kind of music do you listen to on Leap Day? Hip Hop
- Q: Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory? He took a few days off in February thinking nobody would notice.
- Q: What month is the best for coffee? Feb-BREW-ary
- Q: What do pickles celebrate on February 14th? Valen-brine’s Day.
- Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year. Hers is in February and mine in July.
- Q: Why is February not a leader? It always says “Me two!”
- Son: Our dog is sad, groundhog’s get a day in February, but not dogs. Dad: Don’t worry, the dog will have his days in the summer.
- Q: What do you call a surgery on Leap Day? A hop-eration.
- Q: Why should there be a February 30th? So dentists can have a day to celebrate.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah, who? Noah good joke about February?
- Q: What do kids play on Leap Day? Hop-scotch
- Q: What do athletes wear on Leap Day? Jumpsuits.
- Dad: Hey there kiddo, do you know which month has 27 days? Kid: That’s easy dad! February!!! Dad: Haha! Wrong! They all do!
- I can’t wait for Tuesday, February 22, 2022 (2/22/22).
- We can call it… 2’s day.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo, Who? Don’t cry! We have the best February jokes.
- Q: What month is Jake Paul’s favorite? Feb – BRO – ary!
- Q: What date sounds like a train? 2/2/22
- Q: What month is the best month to tell a lie? FIB-ruary.
- Q: Do you have a date for Valentine’s day? Yes, February 14th.
- Q: What should you never give a dentist for Valentine’s Day? Candy.
- Q: What’s for breakfast on really cold days in February? Frosted Snowflakes.
- Q: Why should February 10th be National Fart Day? Because it’s 2/10.
- Q: What does a butterfly do on February 29th? Jump out of its skin.
- Q: What triples in price in February? Roses on Valentine’s Day.
- Q: What does it mean when a groundhog doesn’t see its shadow? The groundhog needs glasses.
- Q: Can February March? No, but April May!
- Q: How many seconds are in a year? Twelve. January second, February second, March second …
- Q: What did the lawyer do on February 29th? Jumps to conclusions.
- Q: How many Mondays are in February? Too many.
- Q: People born on February 29th good jumpers? Because they were born on a leap year.
- Q: What happens if you terrify someone on leap day? They jump out of their own skin.
- Q: What do Tom Cruise and the month of February have in common? They are both short
- I am worried about my neighbor who was born on February 29th.
- He says he is only 10 but he looks 40.
- Q: What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th.
- Q: What kind of music do you listen to on February 29th? Hip Hop.
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