Indulge your sweet tooth and tickle your funny bone with our collection of funny cookie puns. Perfect for bakers, foodies, and anyone in need of a good laugh, these cookie puns are baked to perfection.
From crumb-believable jokes to puns that are a batch made in heaven, get ready to dough-nut stop laughing. It is ideal for sharing with friends and family or on social media to spread some joy and sweetness. Bite into the fun now!
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101 Funny Cookie Puns
- I tried to start an online bakery. But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.
- Chews-day is the best day to eat cookies
- During Halloween, eat ghoul-scout cookies.
- Oh crumbs, I dropped my cookie!
- Raisin the roof
- I ate so many cookies I was sick, it may have been an overdough-se
- Don’t go baking my heart.
- Thanks for raisin me right.
- It’s peanut butter when we’re together.
- I chews you
- The chocolate chip cookies vowed to be there for one another through butter or worse.
- Gonna milk this cookie for all it’s worth.
- You’re the raisin I smile.
- Hey cookie, you’re the sweetest.
- Whatever crumbles your cookie
- A batch made in heaven
- Here I crumb.
- The cookie and I are mint to be.
- Everything happens for a raisin
- Go on and bake my day
- You’re a smart cookie, and you’ll stay that way if you don’t delete your cookies.
- How doughpe are these cookies going to be?
- Nothing like a good wake & bake
- Oreo a cookie lover too?
- I hope this cookie bakes your day batter.
- All good things crumb to an end
- Cookies are butter late than never.
- Tough cookies never crumble.
- The sugar cube took etiquette classes—now, he’s refined.
- One smart cookie.
- Did you eat all the cookies? Now, you’ve gone too jar!
- Go on and bake my day
- When you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter, you get cookie doe.
- This is what you call friend-chip goals.
- Chip chip hooray!
- Aren’t these cookies absolutely a-dough-rable?
- Bake me up before you dough dough
- We go together like milk and cookies.
- Some things are butter left unsaid
- These cookies and I were mint to be.
- My love for cookies is s’more than a feeling.
- Such a fortunate cookie for having a boo like you.
- Jar not going to believe who stole all the cookies.
- Love at first bite
- Chip chip hooray!
- This cookie is worth a fortune.
- All good cookies must crumb to an end.
- This lemon cookie is the zest.
- We’re a batch made in heaven.
- This was a cookie mistake
- Don’t go baking my heart.
- Don’t mind him, he’s a little cookie
- You’re a-dough-rable.
- That’s one tough cookie
- The winner bakes it all
- Oh crumbs, I dropped my cookie!
- Did it all for the cookie ‘Gram.
- Hey, you know what they say, easy crumb easy dough
- My love for cookies is s’more than a feeling
- Bad dough leads to a crook-ie.
- Bakers gonna bake
- You bake it, you eat it.
- When it comes to baking, don’t be afraid to take whisks.
- We’re a batch made in heaven.
- All good things crumb to an end
- My love for cookies is s’more than a feeling.
- Q: What do you call a cookie that’s always on time? Punctual-icious!
- Q: What will we get when we use a deer-shaped cookie cutter? ‘Cookie doe.’
- Q: What’s a cookie’s favorite type of music? Anything with a sweet beat!
- Q: What do you call a pile of cookies? A batch-elor party!
- Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite cookie? Ships Ahoy!
- Q: What do you call a confident cookie? A macaroon with attitude!
- Q: What did the cookie say to the glass of milk? You’re the perfect partner in crime!
- Q: What do you get when you cross a cookie and a hammer? Cookie crumbs.
- Q: What are the most popular cookies in Asgard? Thoreos.
- Q: Did you hear the one about confectioner’s sugar? If not, it’s fine.
- Q: What do you call a cookie that never stops talking? A real chatter-chip!
- Q: Did you hear about the cookie who became a baker? It had a real rags-to-rich-tea story.
- Q: What did the thief call the place where he hid his stolen sugar? His sweet spot.
- Q: What did the oatmeal cookie say to his parents? “Thanks for raisin’ me right!”
- Q: Why are cookies such bad golfers? They’re always crumbling under pressure!
- Q: What’s a cookie’s favorite type of literature? Shortbread stories!
- Q: Why did the cookie go to school? It wanted to become a smart cookie!
- Q: How do you make the baby computer sad? Delete his ‘cookies’.
- Q: What’s a cookie’s favorite type of story?
A sweet tale with a crumby ending! - Q: What do you call a biscuit that’s gone to space? An astro-nut
- Q: What do you call a lost cookie? A wander-snack!
- Q: How do you make a cookie smile? Give it a little choco-lot of love
- Q: Why did the cookie join the gym? “To avoid getting too doughy!
- Q: Why do cookies always carry an umbrella? In case of a sprinkle shower!
- Q: Why was the cookie so angry with the baker? He had a chip on his shoulder.
- Q: Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
- Q: Why did the cookie go to therapy? It had too many chips on its shoulder!
- Q: Why did the cookie take up painting? It wanted to be a chocolate-chip Picasso!
- Q: What do you call a cookie on a diet? A wafer-thin mint!
- Q: How do basketball players take their cookies? By dunking them in milk.
- Q: Did you hear about the fortune cookie that went to therapy? It needed help with its inner message
- Q: Why did the gingerbread cookie start meditating? It wanted to become one with the batch!
- Q: How does a cookie wish you a Merry Christmas? With gingerbread greetings!
- Q: What does Homer Simpson say every time he drops a cookie? “Dough!”
- Q: What letter of the alphabet always has sugar? The sweet P.