Fiery Dragon Knock Knock Jokes That Are So Funny

It seems like all kids love dragons and knock-knock jokes! So for kids who love to laugh and love a good joke, these dragon knock knock jokes are the perfect combination!

Dragon Knock Knock Jokes

Dragons are one of those creatures that kids naturally fall in love with! Who doesn’t love a fire-breathing dragon when you are a kid! They are there to protect people and are also perfect for a great battle scene (of course we always love when these dragons turn out to be really nice as well!)

If you kids love dragons as much as mine do, then these clean dragon knock knock jokes will soon be their BFF in no time! These jokes are perfect for kids of all ages, great to tell in the car, at bedtime, or even at a dragon-themed birthday party! So if you are ready for a laugh it’s time to dive in! Be sure to check out our mermaid jokes as well if you want even more laughs together!

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The Best Dragon Knock Knock Jokes

green dragon with the words dragon knock knock jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss, who?
If you kiss a dragon, you’ll get a 3rd-degree burn.
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dragon knock knock jokes: knock, knock! who's there? Kiss. kiss, who? If you kiss a dragon, you’ll get a 3rd-degree burn. with a dragon kissing a little girl on a red background.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dragon!
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again?
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Long tales.
Long tales, who?
Dragons have really long tales.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fire.
Fire who?
If I were you, keep away from fire-breathing dragons.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Talon-ted.
Talon-ted, who?
A dragon who is fantastic at juggling is called Talon-ted.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chewsday.
Chewsday, who?
Chewsday is the favorite day of all Dragons.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fangs a lot!
Fangs a lot, who?
Fangs a lot for this wonderful gift!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hot wings.
Hot wings, who?
Hot wings were the dragon’s favorite dish.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The Flaming Lips.
The Flaming Lips, who?
The Flaming Lips are dragons’ favorite band.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scales.
Scales, who?
Dragons are extremely good guitarists because they have the scales!
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knock, knock! who's there? scales. scales, who? Dragons are extremely good guitarists because they have the scales! with a dragon playing a guitar on an orange background.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Firecrackers.
Firecrackers, who?
Firecrackers are the dragon’s favorite snack!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Magical dragicorn.
Magical dragicorn, who?
If you cross a dragon and unicorn, you’ll get a magical dragicorn.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The White Fang.
The White Fang, who?
A favorite literary novel of dragons is ‘The White Fang.’
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Green dragons.
Green dragons, who?
Green dragons are the ones who haven’t ripened yet!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Birthday candles.
Birthday candles, who?
Dragons could not blow out birthday candles!
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Knock, knock!
Who is out there?
Fire!
Fire who?
If it was me, I would keep a safe distance from fire-blasting dragons.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The Red Wings.
The Red Wings, who?
Dragons played hockey with The Red Wings.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Talon show.
Talon show, who?
Dragons compete in a talon show.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fight knights.
Fight knights, who?
Dragons sleep during the daytime, so they fight knights!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
World on fire.
World on fire, who?
Dragons breathe on a map to set the world on fire.
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knock, knock! who's there? world on fire. world on fire, who? Dragons breathe on a map to set the world on fire. with a dragon blowing fire on globe on a gray background

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fire alarm.
Fire alarm, who?
You hear a fire alarm when a dragon eats spicy food.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chewsday.
Chewsday, who?
Dragons eat the most on Chewsday.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Baby dragon.
Baby dragon, who?
A baby dragon eating ice cream will melt your heart.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Meow.
Meow, who?
Dragons don’t meow, they roar!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Burnt lips.
Burnt lips, who?
If you kiss a dragon you’ll get burnt lips.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon today and could use a nap.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping tells me there’s a dragon on the loose.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Firing.
Firing.
Firing is the favorite sport of dragons.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scaly.
Scaly, who?
Dragons are really scaly.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Firing.
Firing, who?
Dragons are bad bosses, they start firing employees!
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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dragon fruit.
Dragon fruit, who?
Dragon + gigantic orchard, you’ll get Dragon fruit.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dragoff.
Dragoff, who?
Exhausted dragon and falling asleep is called dragoff.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly, who?
Holly peños alongside flamin’ dragons never went well together.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holiday plans.
Holiday plans, who?
Dragons make holiday plans by just winging it.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Swiss Charred.
Swiss Charred, who?
Dragon’s favorite European food is Swiss Charred.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scales.
Scales, who?
Dragons have their own scales.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scales.
Scales, who?
Dragon has the most scales on the outside!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon, who?
Stop Dragon me down stairs!
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knock, knock! who's there? dragon. dragon who? stop dragon me down stairs! with an image of a happy dragon on a red background

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Barbecue Sundays.
Barbecue Sundays, who?
Dragons are invited every Barbecue Sundays to fire up the grill easily.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Komodo.
Komodo, who?
Komodo dragons are the largest lizards.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice hockey.
Ice hockey, who?
Dragons can’t play Ice hockey, ice will melt.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Knight school
Knight school,who?
If the dragon is angry, you’ll get an earthquake.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon, who?
Nobody can dragon me down.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Drake.
Drake, who?
Always check your drake before leaving the house.
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