There’s nothing like a good laugh to bring the family together—and what’s better than fierce and funny dragon knock knock jokes? Whether you’ve got a little dragon fan in your house, or you’re just looking to add some mythical fun to your day, these jokes are sure to spark giggles and smiles all around.
At Easy Family Fun, we love silly, kid-approved humor that helps create lasting memories. These dragon knock knock jokes are perfect for lunchbox notes, bedtime giggles, or sharing around the dinner table. Get ready to ROAR with laughter!
Why We Love Dragon Knock Knock Jokes
Dragons are magical, mysterious, and oh-so-mighty! That’s why kids (and let’s be honest—grownups too) love them. Knock knock jokes add the perfect twist of surprise and silliness to make everyone laugh. Combining the two? A fire-breathing recipe for fun!
The Best Dragon Knock Knock Jokes
Here are our favorite dragon knock knock jokes—some fiery, some funny, all family-approved!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss, who? If you kiss a dragon, you’ll get a 3rd-degree burn.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dragon! Dragon who? Dragon your feet again?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Long tales. Long tales, who? Dragons have really long tales.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fire. Fire who? If I were you, keep away from fire-breathing dragons.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Talon-ted. Talon-ted, who? A dragon who is fantastic at juggling is called Talon-ted.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Chewsday.Chewsday, who? Chewsday is the favorite day of all Dragons.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Fangs a lot! Fangs a lot, who? Fangs a lot for this wonderful gift!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hot wings. Hot wings, who? Hot wings were the dragon’s favorite dish.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? The Flaming Lips. The Flaming Lips, who? The Flaming Lips are dragons’ favorite band.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Scales. Scales, who? Dragons are extremely good guitarists because they have the scales!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Firecrackers. Firecrackers, who? Firecrackers are the dragon’s favorite snack!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Magical dragicorn. Magical dragicorn, who? If you cross a dragon and unicorn, you’ll get a magical dragicorn.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? The White Fang. The White Fang, who? A favorite literary novel of dragons is ‘The White Fang.’
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Green dragons. Green dragons, who? Green dragons are the ones who haven’t ripened yet!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Birthday candles. Birthday candles, who? Dragons could not blow out birthday candles!
- Knock, knock! Who is out there? Fire! Fire who? If it was me, I would keep a safe distance from fire-blasting dragons.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? The Red Wings. The Red Wings, who? Dragons played hockey with The Red Wings.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Talon show. Talon show, who? Dragons compete in a talon show.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Fight knights. Fight knights, who? Dragons sleep during the daytime, so they fight knights!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? World on fire. World on fire, who? Dragons breathe on a map to set the world on fire.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there?Fire alarm. Fire alarm, who? You hear a fire alarm when a dragon eats spicy food.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chewsday. Chewsday, who? Dragons eat the most on Chewsday.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Baby dragon. Baby dragon, who? A baby dragon eating ice cream will melt your heart.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Meow. Meow, who? Dragons don’t meow, they roar!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Burnt lips. Burnt lips, who? If you kiss a dragon you’ll get burnt lips.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Dragon. Dragon who? Dragon today and could use a nap.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Thumping. Thumping who? Thumping tells me there’s a dragon on the loose.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Firing. Firing is the favorite sport of dragons.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Scaly. Scaly, who? Dragons are really scaly.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Firing. Firing, who? Dragons are bad bosses, they start firing employees!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dragon fruit. Dragon fruit, who? Dragon + gigantic orchard, you’ll get Dragon fruit.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dragoff. Dragoff, who? Exhausted dragon and falling asleep is called dragoff.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly, who? Holly peños alongside flamin’ dragons never went well together.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Holiday plans. Holiday plans, who? Dragons make holiday plans by just winging it.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Swiss Charred. Swiss Charred, who? Dragon’s favorite European food is Swiss Charred.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Scales. Scales, who? Dragons have their own scales.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Scales. Scales, who? Dragon has the most scales on the outside!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dragon. Dragon, who? Stop Dragon me down stairs!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Barbecue Sundays. Barbecue Sundays, who? Dragons are invited every Barbecue Sundays to fire up the grill easily.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Komodo. Komodo, who? Komodo dragons are the largest lizards.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice hockey. Ice hockey, who? Dragons can’t play Ice hockey, ice will melt.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Knight school Knight school, who? If the dragon is angry, you’ll get an earthquake.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dragon. Dragon, who? Nobody can dragon me down.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Drake. Drake, who? Always check your drake before leaving the house.
Do you have a funny Dragon Knock knock joke? Don’t forget to share it in the comments so that we can add it to the list!
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