Taking care of Mother Earth is no laughing matter, but these Earth Day jokes will bring smiles and laughter to your Earth Day celebrations!
Grab some trees and seeds, gather your children together, and share these jokes while you work to give back to the Earth this year! I love to imagine tall oak trees and beautiful flowers every time I plant. What will you remember from your day together spent working and laughing?
Best Earth Day Jokes
- Q: What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
- Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to been careful not to step in a “poodle” (puddle)
- Q: What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea? “Kelp! Kelp!”
- Q: What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree on Earth Day? May the Forest be with you.
- Q: What did one lightening bolt say to the other? You’re truly shocking!
- Q: Why did the Easter bunny hide? He was a little chicken.
- Q: What did the mother worm say to her son who was late? “Where in earth have you been?”
- Q: Why does a Time Magazine survey state only 85% of Americans think global warming is happening? The other 15 percent work for the oil industry!
- Q: What kind of plant grows on your hand? A palm tree.
- Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.
- Q: Why do tornadoes zigzag? They’re dizzy.
- If I ride my bike twice … does that count as RE-CYCLING?
- Q: What happens when you throw a red rock in the Black Sea? It sinks to the bottom.
- Q: What did the beach say to the wave? “Long tide, no sea.”
- Q: What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water.
- Q: How many climate sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing.
- Q: What is the Texas state slogan? Oils well that ends well.
- Q: Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off? He didn’t have a leg to stand on!
- Q: What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.
- Q: How do you cut a wave in half? Using a sea saw.
- Q: Why do hens lay their eggs? They would break if they dropped them!
- Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.
- Q: How does a bee brush it’s hair? With a honeycomb.
- Q: Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets? Polly, Ethel and Ian
- Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear!
- Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up!
- Q: Why did the Sun go to school? To get brighter!
- Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!
- Q: How do trees promote the pledge to protect the Earth? By handing out leaf-lets.
- Q: When was our world born? On its B-Earth-Day!
- Q: What kind of flower grows on your face? Tulips!
- Q: Which bird suffers most from air pollution? A Puffin.
- Q: What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles? Wee-cyclers!
- Q: How do I save energy? I normally use the couch.
- Q: What lies between a good recycler and a bad recycler? Oregon!
- Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- Q: What do trees feel on Earth Day? Re-leaf.
- Q: What is the best way to communicate with fish? Drop it a line!
- Q: What did the Sun say to the Earth during a heatwave? “You look hot!”
- Q: Why did the Earth get in trouble at school? Because of its many faults!
- Q: What did the Tree Hugging hottie say to the guy in the SUV? “Turning off your Engine, gets my motor humming”
- Q: Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond? He was trying to grow a water-melon.
- Q: How do hurricanes see? With one eye.
- Q: What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you!
- Q: What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global worming!
- Q: How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
- Q: What did one firefly say to the other? Got to glow!
- Q: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles? UCLA.
- Q: What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses.
- Q: Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards? They like to avoid the flush.
- Q: What do loggers eat in the forest? Mac and trees.
- Q: Why was the cucumber mad? Because it was in a pickle.
- Q: What did the shark plead in the murder case? Not gill-ty.
- Q: What kind of bow can’t be tied? A rainbow!
- Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.
- Q: What’s the biggest moth in the world? A mammoth!
- Q: Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
- Q: How do you cut a wave in half? Use a sea saw.
- Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly? It waves.
- A climate scientist and a climate change denier walk into a bar. The denier says, nice to see you. The climate scientist says, nice to CO2.
- Q: Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea? Because they dropped out of school.
- Q: What did the flower say after it told a joke? I was pollen your leg.
- Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team.
- Q: Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins? It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
- Q: Why did the fisherman start doing drugs? Pier pressure.
- Q: Which bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean? Christopher ColumBUS.
- Q: Where does a killer whale go for braces? The orca-dontist.
- Q: Why are people always tired on Earth Day? Because they just finished a March.
- Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
- Q: What did one firefly say to the other? Goodbye, Got to glow!
- Q: What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!
- Q: What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-AID
- Q: How do Republicans plan on fighting record high temperatures? By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius!
- Q: Where do fishes go to work? To Offish!
- Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!
- Q: Where did the lightning bolt propose? Cloud 9!
- Q: What’s a weatherman’s favourite type of shoe? Rain boots!
- Q: What do you get when you cross a tree and a bicycle? A greener way to commute and help reduce carbon emissions!
- Q: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Q: Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship? All the sailors were marooned.
- Q: Why did the meteorologist go outside with a bar of soap? They wanted to see if there was a chance of a shower!
- Q: What do you call a rooster that crows every morning? An alarm cluck!
- Q: Where do rocks go to sleep? Bedrocks.
- Q: How do you know if a recycling bin is happy? It’s bin smiling!
- Q: Why was the recycling bin so cold? It left its lid off!
- Q: What did the mother worm say to her son who was late? “Where in earth have you been?”
- Q: How many climate sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb? None because they’d rather live in the dark.
- Q: How does a recycling bin get a six-pack? It does a lot of crunches!
- Q: How do you cut a wave in half? Using a sea saw.
- Q: What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite.
- Q: What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella!
- Q: Where do crabs & lobsters catch their trains? Kings Crustacean.
- Q: What happened to the shark that swallowed a bunch of keys? It got lockjaw.
- I do not have cobwebs in the apartment, they are eco-dream catchers!
- Mother to son: “You shouldn’t always lounge around so lazily on the couch!” Son: “I’m doing something for the environment; I’m saving energy!
- Q: What did the little tree say to the big tree? Leaf me alone!
- Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
- Q: Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little ant-bodies!
- Q: Which fish is the most famous in the ocean? The star fish!
- Q: Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike? It had lost its petals.
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