125 Funny Thank You Sayings

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There are many occasions where it’s appropriate to say thank you. But sometimes, it can be hard to come up with the right words. especially if you are a kid. Why not share one of these funny thank you sayings with your kids next time they have to tell someone thank you! They’re sure to make your recipient smile!

Thank You Sayings

If you’re looking for a way to show your appreciation, why not try something funny? These 125 thank you sayings are sure to make your friends and family smile. Whether you’re thanking someone for a gift, or just for being there, these cute sayings will show them how much you care. So why not give one a try? Your loved ones are sure to appreciate it! For more funny sayings check out these funny New Year sayings.

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How To Teach My Child To Say Thank You?

It’s never too early to teach your kids about the importance of saying thank you. In fact, some experts believe that teaching kids to say thank you can help them learn important life skills like manners, empathy, and cooperation. Use some of these funny thank you sayings when helping your child find the right words to say thank you. You can have them practice saying some of these or even writing them on cards. The more they know the right words to say the easier it will be for them to express their gratitude to others.

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  1. So you think you’re all that? So what if you saved my bacon, solved my problem, and soothed my soul. Show off.
Thank You Sayings: So you think you're all that? So what if you saved my bacon on a yellow background
  1. You’re brilliant. Or maybe I’m brilliant because I know you?
  2. You’ve put my life back on track to being the incredible journey it was meant to be; you’re a little too awesome for your underwear.
  3. Some people are just plain old everyday people, then there’s you. This superhuman, crazy smart jerk who everybody loves cause you’re always there for others!
  4. Do you even know how to fail? Thank you for never learning that! Your help saved me again.
  5. Did you go to college to learn how to buy the perfect gift? Man, you sure know how to pick ’em. Thanks for making my gift giving skills look really bad.
  6. When God was handing out all the talent, he gave you a big chunk of it, didn’t he? Cause once again, I’m sending you a damn thank you card for your awesomeness.
  7. Of all the Charlie Brown’s in the world, you’re not the Charlie Browniest. Man, do you always have to be so helpful, so kind, so generous, so thoughtful… so perfect? Well, we’re glad you are. Forget trying out for the next Peanuts Movie.
  8. I’ve thanked you and thanked you and thanked you and thanked you over a hundred times, it seems—man, I’m sick of repeating myself.
  9. Some people get to help others and some people are hopeless cases like me! Thanks again for being who you are.
Thank You Sayings: Some people get to help others and some people are hopeless cases like me! Thanks again for being who you are on a pink background
  1. In a world filled with sub-par people, you’re an above-the-crowd type. Thanks for being annoyingly perfect.
  2. You’re like a diamond in the rough—wait, no, that’s me—thank you for always helping to polish me up a little. I need it.
  3. Since I’m always sending them to you, I finally got organized and bought a box of 500 thank you cards. Well, thanks for all you did for me, and thanks for the bit of money I saved buying your cards in bulk.
  4. Are you prepared for the gushing thanks this card is going to be filled with? I’ll give you a minute. *breathe in breathe out* *one and two* *here it comes* “Thank you for being the winner in my life!”
  5. A card saying thank you just doesn’t cut it. So can you please be my Valentine, too?
  6. Did I ever thank you for all you did for me? Just in case I haven’t I’m sending this card to stroke your ego some more.
  7. In a world of bad guys, you’re one of the good guys. Shocking, because most of the time you fit right in as a bad guy. Thanks.
  8. Electric is who you are! Electric! You can do anything, fix anything and be anything. You’re powerful. Thank you.
  9. Enough is enough. All you ever do is help, help, and help—aren’t you tired of being the goodie-two-shoes helper guy people can count on? I hope not, cause wow, you’re handy to have around in a pinch. Thanks, dude.
  10. Thank you doesn’t cut it. But since you already have an inflated version of self-worth, let me add to the pile—’You’re awesome, amazing, shockingly good looking, kind, thoughtful, always right, and most of all, just like me.’
Thank You Sayings: Thank you doesn't cut it. But since you already have an inflated version of self-worth, let me add to the pile—'You're awesome, amazing, shockingly good looking, kind, thoughtful, always right, and most of all, just like me.' on a blue background
  1. So you did something wonderful, and now I’m forced to send you this card dripping with thanks, gheesh, does it always have to be about you!!
  2. I don’t want to puke thank you over and over because that’s just not cool, so I’ll only send you this one card with the words thank you in big print once. Now lets forget everything you’ve done! Not really. How could I, you’re too awesome.
  3. You’re so annoying! All you do is help, help and help. Gheesh, aren’t you tired of being dependable.
  4. Thank you for just being the freakishly amazing humanoid you are.
  5. In this world there are movers and there are shakers. You’re both. Thanks for helping us move.
  6. In a galaxy far far away, there’s a missing poster of you. You can’t be of this world, you’ve done so much for us! Thank you seems so small.
  7. You’ve never given up on anything, and we’re grateful because we needed you this last time. Thanks for being a tenacious so-and-so.
  8. We have declared today your national day. Every year we’ll toast to you for what you did. Saying thank you was too lame.
  9. We’re your trophy. It’s ok, we promise not to sit on your mantle. Thanks for everything.
  10. Saying thank you in a card is so lame. That’s why we did it, ’cause that’s who we are—useless lame ducks who couldn’t get through life without your help.
Thank You Sayings: Saying thank you in a card is so lame. That's why we did it, 'cause that's who we are—useless lame ducks who couldn't get through life without your help. on a purple background
  1. We wanted to buy you a paid vacation to Hawaii as a thank you, but if we could do that we wouldn’t have needed your help and could have hired someone instead and saved the money and sent ourselves on that trip. Wow, that was rude. Sorry, what we’re trying to say is that without your help we couldn’t have written all this gold in your thank you card. So, thank you!
  2. Thank you for being you; that’s all we ever want. A million dollars, and that.
  3. To say thank you we bought you a star—not really, but look up and the first star you see is yours. You deserve the moon too, we’re working on that.
  4. Your ancestors must have been awesome because your genes fit you. Thanks for everything.
  5. A million bucks, that’s what you’re worth to us. Unfortunately this lousy cheap thank you card is all you’re getting.
  6. Somewhere over the rainbow is your pot of gold for all the help you’ve given me. When you get it, share it, because if it weren’t for me, you’d have nobody to practice your crazy good side on.
  7. You are the pilot of my life. Poor you, I understand why that upsets you. Thanks again.
  8. I put on my best dress, took out the champagne and toasted to your fantastic generous nature. Then I bought myself a gift to really show you how much I appreciate you! Not really, it’s all true but the gift part. Thank you.
  9. Thank you is easy. What you did for us was impossible. So we’re taking skydiving lessons to try and keep up with your mad skills.
  10. When God created you, he freestyled it. Cause there ain’t no mould. Thank God.
Thank You Sayings: When God created you, he freestyled it. Cause there ain't no mould. Thank God.  on a peach background
  1. We asked ourselves, ‘would we do for you what you did for us’. After great consideration, we concluded, ‘no effing way’. What are you, nuts! We aren’t in your league.
  2. Thanks for the help. That’s all you’re getting, a mouth full of thanks.
  3. Looks like you’re brown-nosing God. You gotta stop sucking up like that. But, it’s our turn to score points with the big man, and that’s where this thank you card comes in.
  4. You conspired to help us, forcing us to send you this thank you card. Takes a lot to fool us.
  5. If you knew how awesome you were, you’d be way more conceited. Thank goodness you’re not too bright. Thanks!
  6. We’re in a bit of a pickle; we want to thank you but we’re afraid you might think we’re grateful? We decided to risk it. Happy thank you card day.
  7. Sometimes life is not as complicated as it seems. See, helping me wasn’t all that bad, at least you got this card with words and such.
  8. Did I ever thank you for all you’ve done? In case I didn’t, let this card be your notice of thanks.
  9. I don’t understand people who say, “I don’t know how to thank you!” Like they’ve never heard of money.
  10. Thank you for being my unpaid therapist.
Thank You Sayings: Thank you for being my unpaid therapist. on a yellow background
  1. I’m doing the happy dance. Thank you!
  2. Today I am wearing the smile that you left me with the other day.
  3. You made me smile from ear to ear.
  4. Just a generic thank-you card to prove I have excellent manners.
  5. If I had a cent for every time I appreciate you, I’d be a millionaire.
  6. Happy birthday! Thank you for continuing the tradition of being older than me.
  7. Thanks for nothing and everything.
  8. A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying, “Boy, that was fun!”
  9. I’ll get you next time.
  10. Many thanks to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday! The rest of you are dead to me.
Thank You Sayings: Many thanks to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday! The rest of you are dead to me. on a pink background
  1. Don’t think you’re the only one who knows how to give.
  2. Thank you for still being my friend, despite being aware of every raunchy, unflattering, explicit detail of my life.
  3. Thanks for not getting me a lump of coal. (Funny ways to say “Thanks for the Happy Birthday Wish”)
  4. Not sure if I should send a thank-you email, or not bother you with another email.
  5. I truly appreciate you from from my head to my toes.
  6. This isn’t a thank-you card, it’s a hug with a fold in it.
  7. I would floss a tiger’s teeth, that’s how much I appreciate you.
  8. Thank you all so much for the birthday wishes! If I had a dollar for each, I’d be rich! (Seriously, let’s put that plan in motion for next year)
  9. I would say you’re the greatest, but you already think I’m the greatest. Thanks!
  10. Thanks for hiring me. Hope you don’t regret it.
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  1. How about I repay you by inviting you to go do my favorite thing: [insert thing you like to do that and they hate to do]. Just kidding! Thank you!
  2. I would like to thank my speech writers, copy & paste.
  3. Grassy ass!
  4. Thank you berry much!
  5. Thank you beer-y much!
  6. I’m not getting you a holiday present because I know you don’t like writing thank-you notes.
  7. Thanks a bunches of oats!
  8. Thanks shallot.
  9. Mom — thank you for teaching me how to use the big potty. That has proven to be a valuable life skill.
  10. Like cheese, I’m truly grate-ful for all that you do.
Thank You Sayings: Like cheese, I’m truly grate-ful for all that you do on a purple background
  1. Thanks pho everything. (More food thanks)
  2. Thanks a hole punch. (More employee appreciation)
  3. The way I show appreciation is by not saying it at all. Silence!
  4. Your generosity is only exceeded by your good looks.
  5. I know you hate saying “you’re welcome,” so I’ll do you the favor and not say thank you, but I am feeling it on the inside.
  6. Thanks for pretending to be my lesbian lover when gross guys try to chat us up on a night out.
  7. I have nothing funny to say, but thank you.
  8. Thanks for putting up with my shit.
  9. If I knew how to say thank you, I would.
  10. Grateful AF.
Thank You Sayings: Grateful AF. on a peach background
  1. You’re more thoughtful than my mother.
  2. If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap. So, thank you!
  3. Friends like you are not easy to find. (For a friend named Waldo)
  4. Friendship is like peeing on yourself — everyone else can see it, but only you get to enjoy the warm feelings it brings.
  5. I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
  6. You make me want to say thank you in other languages, and I can barely speak English.
  7. Thank you for always being older than me.
  8. You’re the kind of friend I text when I’m pooping.
  9. If you could read my mind, then you’d know how grateful I am for you at this very moment. Creep.
  10. Did I ever thank you for all you did for me? Just in case I haven’t I’m sending this card to stroke your ego some more.
Thank You Sayings: Did I ever thank you for all you did for me? Just in case I haven’t I’m sending this card to stroke your ego some more. on a yellow background
  1. In a world of bad guys, you’re one of the good guys. Shocking, because most of the time you fit right in as a bad guy. Thanks.
  2. Electric is who you are! Electric! You can do anything, fix anything and be anything. You’re powerful. Thank you.
  3. Enough is enough. All you ever do is help, help, and help—aren’t you tired of being the goodie-two-shoes helper guy people can count on? I hope not, cause wow, you’re handy to have around in a pinch. Thanks, dude.
  4. Thank you doesn’t cut it. But since you already have an inflated version of self-worth, let me add to the pile—’You’re awesome, amazing, shockingly good looking, kind, thoughtful, always right, and most of all, just like me.’
  5. So you did something wonderful, and now I’m forced to send you this card dripping with thanks, gheesh, does it always have to be about you!
  6. I don’t want to puke thank you over and over because that’s just not cool, so I’ll only send you this one card with the words thank you in big print once. Now lets forget everything you’ve done! Not really. How could I, you’re too awesome.
  7. Thank you for just being the freakishly amazing humanoid you are.
  8. In this world there are movers and there are shakers. You’re both. Thanks for helping us move.
  9. In a galaxy far far away, there’s a missing poster of you. You can’t be of this world, you’ve done so much for us! Thank you seems so small.
  10. We have declared today your national day. Every year we’ll toast to you for what you did. Saying thank you was too lame.
Thank You Sayings: We have declared today your national day. Every year we’ll toast to you for what you did. Saying thank you was too lame. on a pink background
  1. We’re your trophy. It’s ok, we promise not to sit on your mantle. Thanks for everything.
  2. Saying thank you in a card is so lame. That’s why we did it, ’cause that’s who we are—useless lame ducks who couldn’t get through life without your help.
  3. Thank you for being you; that’s all we ever want. A million dollars, and that.
  4. To say thank you we bought you a star—not really, but look up and the first star you see is yours. You deserve the moon too, we’re working on that.
  5. Your ancestors must have been awesome because your genes fit you. Thanks for everything.
  6. A million bucks, that’s what you’re worth to us. Unfortunately this lousy cheap thank you card is all you’re getting.
  7. You are the pilot of my life. Poor you, I understand why that upsets you. Thanks again.
  8. I put on my best dress, took out the champagne and toasted to your fantastic generous nature. Then I bought myself a gift to really show you how much I appreciate you! Not really, it’s all true but the gift part. Thank you.
  9. Thank you is easy. What you did for us was impossible. So we’re taking skydiving lessons to try and keep up with your mad skills.
  10. Thanks for the help. That’s all you’re getting, a mouth full of thanks.
Thank You Sayings:Thanks for the help. That’s all you’re getting, a mouth full of thanks. on a blue background
  1. You conspired to help us, forcing us to send you this thank you card. Takes a lot to fool us.
  2. If you knew how awesome you were, you’d be way more conceited. Thank goodness you’re not too bright. Thanks!
  3. We’re in a bit of a pickle; we want to thank you but we’re afraid you might think we’re grateful? We decided to risk it. Happy thank you card day.
  4. Sometimes life is not as complicated as it seems. See, helping me wasn’t all that bad, at least you got this card with words and such.
  5. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get a warm feeling that it brings.

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