Spelling Jokes

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Explore the quirky and humorous world of language with our collection of spelling jokes! Get ready to laugh an share a chuckle with fellow spelling bee friends!

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Spelling jokes are a playful and educational form of humor that revolves around puns, wordplay, and the amusing confusion that can arise from English spelling idiosyncrasies. These jokes are especially enjoyed by language enthusiasts, teachers, students, and anyone who appreciates the quirks of written language.

Spelling jokes can bring a lighthearted element to educational settings or serve as a fun way to highlight the complexities and oddities of English spelling. They’re great for breaking the ice in classroom settings or simply sharing a laugh with friends who have a knack for linguistics. Whether it’s about homophones, unexpected spellings, or the classic “I before E” rule, spelling jokes are a witty way to celebrate the English language.

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Best Spelling Jokes To Share With Friends

  • What begins with T ends with T and has T in it? Teapot
  • What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water? The C
  • What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years? The letter M.
  • What is at the end of the world? Letter D
  • What’s the difference between here and there? The letter T.
  • What letter is a part of the head? I.
  • With three letters, how do you spell electricity? NRG (energy).
  • What is at the end of the rainbow? Letter W
  • What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly.
  • Why is U the happiest letter? Because it is in the middle of FUN.
  • In two letters, how do you spell “pound”? Lb.
  • The spelling bee champion went to the doctor for what reason? Irregular vowel movements.
  • Which word uses all the vowels in the English alphabet? Unquestionably
  • What is the most important thing a witch needs to learn in school? Spelling.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spell ,Spell who? W-H-O.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with good spelling? A thesaurus!
  • I know 25 letters in the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
  • At the end of a rainbow, what will you find? Letter W. 
  • How do you spell candy in two letters? C and Y!
  • Which is the longest word in English? Smiles (because it has a mile between the first and the last letter)
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  • What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Rubber band — because it stretches.
  • A guy makes so many spelling errors, it’s in his blood. He’s typo.
  • What’s a detective’s favorite spelling bee word? Clue!
  • Which word becomes shorter if you add extra letters at the end? Short
  • What is at the end of the world? The letter ‘d’
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe C-D-E-F-G-H…
  • What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
  • Which English word has 3 consecutive double words? Bookkeeper
  • Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.
  • In a spelling bee, what is the favorite word of the champion? “Bee-rrito”!
  • Why was the dictionary so confident? Because it knew all the spellings!
  • Why was the dictionary always happy? It found joy in words!
  • Where can you locate an eye? Between H and J
  • Friend 1: I’m so scared of the 25th letter of the alphabet. 
  • Friend 2: Why?
  • Is there an insect that can be spelled with just one letter? Bee.
  • Why did the letter A go to therapy? It had an identity crisis – sometimes it’s a vowel, sometimes it’s a consonant!
  • Spell “part” backward. Yeah, it’s a trap!
  • What do you call a spelling bee that can play the piano? A bee-flat!
  • How do you make seven even? Remove the S
  • Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including “y” ? Unquestionably!
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  • What’s a vampire’s favorite spelling bee word? B-negative.
  • Can you spell jealousy with just two letters? NV (Envy- indicate the positions of those letters in the word)
  • Matt: are you smart? Brad: Yes. Matt: spell it. Brad: s-m-a-r-t Matt: No, I said spell “it”
  • Why did the comma break up with the period? It needed some space.
  • Can you spell composition with two letters? SA (Essay)
  • What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
  • Why did the word ‘queue’ wait in line? It wanted to be a good example.
  • How do you spell opponent with three letters? NME (Enemy)
  • What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
  • Why did the pencil go to school early? It wanted to be sharp in spelling class!
  • How do you spell cold with two words? IC (Icy)
  • What flies around the school at night? An alphabat.
  • How do you spell a mousetrap? C-A-T
  • Why can’t pirates sing the alphabet? They keep getting lost at C.
  • Which cheese is made backward? Edam
  • What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order? The Q.
  • What is the color of the wind? Blew
  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
  • What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton.
  • Why is B very cool? Because it is sitting in the AC.
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  • How can you spell too much with two letters? XS.
  • What starts with an E ends with an E and contains one letter? An envelope.
  • What ten-letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.
  • How many letters are in the alphabet? There are 11 letters in “the alphabet”.
  • Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT
  • What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office.
  • Why can’t you find the letter X in Church? Because it was X-communicated.
  • Which English word has 3 consecutive double letters?  Bookkeeper.
  • What has 4 eyes but can’t see? Mississippi.

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