71 Hilarious Tiger Jokes That Unleash the Roar of Laughs

Hey tiger lovers, are you ready to pounce on some roaringly funny tiger jokes? These aren’t your everyday cat jokes; they’re as bold and amusing as the stripes on a tiger’s back. Why don’t tigers play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs around!

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Imagine a world where the tigers not only rule the jungle but also the comedy scene and in our safari of silliness, the punchlines are as unpredictable as a tiger’s next move. Whether you’re a fan of their majestic prowls or their awe-inspiring roars, these tiger jokes will surely bring a smile as wide as a tiger’s yawn to your face.

So, sharpen your claws and get ready to leap into a jungle of jokes. Whether you’re on a wildlife adventure or lounging in your den, these tiger jokes are the perfect way to add some wild laughter to your day. And remember, in the animal kingdom of humor, tigers aren’t just funny – they’re stripe-tacularly hilarious!

For more luaghter and fun be sure to check out our Dinosaur Jokes for Kids and our Lion Jokes for Kids.

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Best Tiger Jokes

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Q: What did the tiger say when he saw a steak? That looks gr-r-reat!
Q: Why is a tiger never lonely? Because he has his pride.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common? They both have mega bites.
Q: What do you call a tiger that’s a musician? A “rock ‘n’ roarer”!
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most? Maine.
Q: What do you call a tiger that plays guitar? A rock-a-tiger!
Q: What’s striped and goes round and round? A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging? Take away his credit cards.

Q: What does a tiger say to his kids before they go hunting? Let us prey…
Q: What did the Roman say when his wife was eaten by a tiger? Gladiator.
Q: What do you call a tiger with glasses? A see-tiger!
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road? To get to the other pride!
Q: What is a tiger’s favorite day of the week? Chews-day!
Q: How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? “Hey! Pleased to eat you.”
Q: What was the Tiger’s favorite band? Survivor
Q: What’s a tiger running a copy machine called? A copycat!
Q: What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Q: What did the tiger say after they ate a joke book? I feel funny!
Q: How does a tiger greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you!
Q: Which moth can eat a deer in one gulp? A tiger moth!

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Q: What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago? A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Q: What do tigers wear to sleep? Paw-jamas!
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger? Claude.
Q: What do you call a tiger on the beach? Sandy Claws!
Q: Where do teenage tigers hang out after school? A shopping maul.
Q: What does Calvin feed Hobbes? Nothing he’s already stuffed.
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater!
Q. Why did the tiger lose at poker? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: Why are tigers a terrible storyteller? They only have one tail.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite type of pizza? Pepperoni and stripes!
Q: Which side does a tiger have the most stripes? The outside.
Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth!
Q: What did the tiger say when it saw the lion? Roar-some!
Q: What do tigers do when they’re mad? They growl!
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane? A catacomb.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video? By pressing paws.
Q: What do you call a tiger that’s just woken up? A rise-and-shiner!
Q: Why did the tiger go to space? To see if it was paw-sible!
Q: Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Q: What is a tiger’s favorite cookie? Chocolate Chimp.

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Q: What’s striped and bouncy? A tiger on a pogo stick!
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying “this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo”.
Q: Where does a tiger sleep? Anywhere he wants to!
Q: What do you call a tiger with glasses? A scientistiger!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk? A sabre-toothed tiger.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color? Roar-range.
Q: Why was the tiger afraid of the computer? He was afraid he might get a byte!
Q: What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday? It’s roar birthday!
Q: How do tigers describe themselves? Purr-fect!
Q: What is striped and bouncy? A tiger on a trampoline!
Q: How do tigers like their meat? Roar.
Q: Why don’t tigers like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
Q: What kind of cheese do tigers prefer? Grrrrrrated!
Q: What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frostbite!
Q: How do tigers order their steak? Roar (Raw)
Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes!
Q: What is one of the teen tiger’s most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
It was reported that a tiger recently caused an explosion. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Q: Why are tigers religious? Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!

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The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn’t want to be involved in a catfight.
Q: What is a tiger’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle Bells
Q: How do you take a tiger’s temperature? Very carefully!
Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for pooh.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope? Fast food.
Q: What do you call a tiger who’s a superstar singer? Kitty Perry.
Q: What happened when the tiger ate the comedian? He felt funny!
Q: What is the tiger’s favorite food? Baked beings!
Q: How do you organize a tiger party? Plan a “paw”-ty!
Q: What is a tiger’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle bells!
Q: What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger? Spot.

Do you have even more tiger jokes that make you rawr with laughs? Share them with us in the comments!

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