Fall is a time for family, friends, and of course, lots of laughs. Here are some fall jokes for kids that are perfect for kids this fall season. Whether you’re waiting in line at the pumpkin patch or gathered around the dinner table, these jokes will have everyone giggling. So go ahead and give them a try!
We knew the perfect way to celebrate fall is with a good joke, so we have pulled out all the stops with these festive fall jokes for kids. We know that you and your kids are going to love them!
With some fall jokes, they may leaf you wanting to hide with embarrassment when you hear the punch line; well, we have good news for you! These jokes are clean and family friendly that anyone can hear! You may just want to watch out because they may have people falling out of their seat with laughter!
So grab these fall jokes for kids and get laughing! For more laughter be sure to visit our Pirate Jokes for Kids That Will Have You Hooked and our Magical Unicorn Jokes for Kids That Are Hysterical.
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Fall Jokes For Kids
Why are maple trees so forgiving?A: Every year, they “let it go.
What did one autumn leaf say to another?A: I’m falling for you!
What do you call a guy who really likes fall?A: A Fall Dude!
Which monster is red, round and only comes out in the autumn?A: Frankenapple!
How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?A: With your incider voice.
Who led all the apples to the bakery?A: The Pie Piper
Why did the apple pie cry?A: Its peelings were hurt!
What did October say to August?A: Wake me up when September ends!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?A: A har-vest!
What’s the best way for an ant to get down from a tree?A: Sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.
What did summer say to spring?A: Help! I’m going to fall!
Why do trees hate going to school in the fall?A: Because they’re easily stumped
Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?A: Winnie the Boo.
What did the tree say to autumn?A: Please leaf me alone!
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?A: Paid leaf.
How do leaves travel from one town to town?A: With autumn-mobiles.
What time of year do most people get hurt?A: In the fall.
Why do trees always try new things?A: Because every fall, they turn over a new leaf.
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?A: Because he was out-standing in his field.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?A: The Crossing Gourd.
What is the cutest of all seasons?A: Awwwtumn!
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?A: Roll around!
Why did summer catch autumn?A: Because autumn is fall
What did the squash with an identity crisis say?A: I’m A – Corn!
What is a tree’s least favorite month?A: Sep-timber
What did the tree say to fall in their fight?A: I can’t do this anymore; I’m leafing.
Who reads in an apple?A bookworm
What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable in the fall?A: Squash
What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?A: Pumpkin Pi
Why are trees carefree and easy-going?A: Because every fall, they let loose.
Why do trees not like to go back to school in the fall?A: They are tired of being stumped!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?A: With a pumpkin patch!
If money grew on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?A: Fall
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?A: Squash
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?A: Your teeth.
What happened when the turkey got in a fight?A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?A: No body.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?A: Because it’s too far to walk.
What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn?A: Disbe-leaf
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?A: Straw-berries
Why do owls like summer more than fall?A: It’s too wet to who!
What is the best book to read in autumn?A: Gourd of the Rings
What can you see in fall, but not in spring, summer or winter?A: The word ‘all’.
Why are trees so care free and easy going?A: Because every fall, they let loose.
What do Trees do in Autumn?A: Take a leaf of absence.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?A: Finding half of a worm.
What do you call a large, colorful pile of leaves in Australia?A: The Great Barrier Leaf.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?A: Tell him I can’t see him.
What is red, orange and yellow and doesn’t get hurt when it falls?A: Autumn leaves!
How do trees get on the internet?A: They log in!
Why does Humpty Dumpty love camping in the fall?A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
What’s James Bond’s favorite hot drink?A: Pumpkin spy-ced latte
Why did the pumpkin lose the boxing match?A: He let his gourd down
What’s a fire’s least favorite month?A: No-ember
What’s the best band to listen to in autumn?A: The Spice Girls
Why did the tree decide to start taking art classes?A: She wanted to branch out
Why did the squirrel call the tree a liar?A: He couldn’t be-leaf a word he said
Fall Knock Knock Jokes
Willie, who?Willie carved a funny face in his pumpkin?
Leaf, who?Who Leaf the keys?
Wool, who?Wool you grab me a sweater? It’s getting cold outside!
Abby, who?Ouch. abby stung me
Iva who?Iva bunch of leaves that need raking!
Water, who?Water you cooking mom?
Fall Pun Jokes
Never Leaf Me.
Hey pumpkin, your looking boo-tiful
FALLing in love with you.
I’m acorn-y person.
Be-leaf in yourself!
I’m so corn-fused.
Spice spice baby
The weather is unbe-leaf-able
I’m feeling gratefall for these autumn days
Am I okay? Of course, I’m pine.
I spy with my little pie.
Fall One-Liner Jokes
I’m acorn-y person.
Do you have anything to fall back on?
I’m small, brown and have a cap. I’ll grow into an oak tree. What am I?A: An acorn!
I grow on a vine, I start out green, but I turn orange. I can be very heavy. What am I?A: A pumpkin.
I run, but I don’t walk. I drip and drop, but I can’t pick myself up. You have to consume me and sometimes I surround you. What am I?A: Water
Which side of a tree has the most leaves?A: The outside.
Did you hear about the tree who deserted the forest at the end of fall?A: He was absent without leaves!
Do you have favorite fall jokes for kids that we can add to the list? Be sure to leaf it in the comments!
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