80 Lion Jokes for Kids

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Lion Jokes for Kids

Calling all animal lovers! These lion jokes for kids are guaranteed to have your whole family roaring with laughter! Make sure to grab these jokes today! 

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If telling funny jokes is your mane source of having fun, our lion jokes for kids are just what you need! Whether you are at the zoo, on a safari, or simply a fan of big cats, we promise that these jokes will have all of your friends and family laughing their tails off! Each clever punchline is so good, you’ll feel pride in sharing them with everyone you know! 


Our lion jokes for kids are clean and appropriate for any age, so you won’t find yourself gritting your teeth when you hear your little cubs memorizing them and repeating them over and over. You’ll never get tired of hearing these hilarious jokes! For more animal laughs, check out our zoo jokes for kids and camel jokes for kids!

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Lion Jokes for Kids

Q: Why wasn’t the lion honest?

A: Because then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore!
Lion Jokes for Kids question: Why wasn’t the lion honest? A: Because then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore! on a orange background

Q: What is a lion’s favorite campsite food?

A: Baked beings.

Q: What does a lion say to his pride before they go hunting?

A: Let us prey…

Q: Why are desert lions so popular around Christmas-time?

A: Because they have sandy claws.

Q: What happened when the lion ate the clown?

A: He felt funny.

Q: What time is it when a lion takes your hat?

A: Time to get a new hat.

Q. Why did the lion lose at Go Fish?

A. Because he was playing against a cheetah.

Q: What reptile do you get when you cross a lion with a camel?

A: A chameleon.

Q: What do you call a lion’s reflection?

A: A copycat

Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?

A: Because he tasted funny.
Lion Jokes for Kids question: Why did the lion spit out the clown? A: Because he tasted funny. on a orange background
 
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Q: What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?

A: Frost bite

Q: What time is it when a lion walks into the room?

A: Time to get out of the room.

Q: How does a lion move a boat?

A: He uses roars

Q: On which day do lions eat the most?

A: Chewsday

Q: How do you brush a lion’s teeth?

A: Very carefully

Q: How does a lion greet other animals?

A: I’m pleased to to eat you.

Q: Is it better to have a tiger eat you or a lion?

A: It’s a no brainer – it’s way better to have the tiger eat the lion (and not you).

Q: How does a lion stop a video?

A: By pressing paws.

Q: What do you call a lioness wearing a dress with flowers on it?

A: A dandy lion.

Q: Which U.S. state do lions like the most?

A: Maine
Lion Jokes for Kids question: Which U.S. state do lions like the most? A: Maine on a orange background

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lion.

Lion who?

Lyin’ here waitin’ for you to open the door!

Q: How do lions like to pass the time?

A: By lion around.

Q: How do lions pass the time?

A: Country Lion Dancing.

Q: How is the Lion like a coin?

A: Both have a head on one side and tail on the other.

Q: Why can’t lions play Go Fish?

A: They get distracted by the fish.

Q: What do you call a lion’s reflection?

A: A copycat.

Q: What did the lion say when the antelope asked him to trade places for the day?

A: Ok… I’m game!

Q: What delivers Christmas presents to lion cubs?

A: Sandy Claws.

Q: Which baseball team do lions roar for?

A: The Cubs.
 
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Q: What does lions wear to sleep?

A: paw-jamas!
Lion Jokes for Kids question: What does lions wear to sleep? A: paw-jamas! on a brown background

Q: Why did the lion cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why are lions such terrible story tellers?

A: They have only one tail.

Q: What’s a lion’s favorite soccer player?

A: Lion-el Messi.

Q: What do you call a lion with chickenpox?

A: A dotted lion.

Q: What do you call a lion playing golf?

A: Roarin’ McIlroy.

Q: What do you call a lion powered by a battery?

A: A Li-on.

Q: What job does a lion do at a newspaper?

A: Run the linotype machine!

Q: What do you call a lion at the North Pole?

A: Lost.

Q: Where does a lion sleep?

A: Anywhere it wants to! Are you gonna stop it?!

Q: What does a lion do on a canoe?

A: He uses his roar.
Lion Jokes for Kids question: What does a lion do on a canoe? A: He uses his roar. on a brown background

Q: What do you call a lion who hosts a talk show?

A: Larry King of the Jungle.

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

A: He felt funny.

Q: Where do you send a letter to a lion?

A: Mane Street.

The lion’s roar was so big that when I compressed it…

It turned out to be a “.rawr” file.

Q: What animals do you need to make a square?

A: Four lions.
 
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Q: What do you get if you cross a lion with a watchdog?

A: A terrified postman!

Q: What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A: A tiger has the mane part missing.

Q: How do you take a lion’s temperature?

A: Very, very carefully.

Q: How does a lion greet the antelope it meets on the savannah?

A: “Pleased to eat you!”

Q: Why don’t lions like fast food?

A: They can’t catch it!
Lion Jokes for Kids question: Why don’t lions like fast food? A: They can’t catch it! on an orange background

An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.

He was consumed by pride.

I’m always on the verge of belting out “A Lion Sleeps Tonight.”

You might say my urge is a whim away, a whim away, a whim away….

Q: Which scientist discovered the planet Leo 9?

A: Lioness Pawling.

Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat?

A: They don’t know how to cook, silly.

Q: How much does a lion trainer have to know?

A: More than the lion!

Q: A creature is born of a lion mother and an eagle father. How does he get into Hogwarts?

A: The Gryffindor.

Q: What is a lion’s favorite cookie?

A: Chocolate chimp.

Q: Why did the lion trainer buy new clothes for his first performance with the lions?

A: He wanted to take “pride” in his appearance.

Q: Did you hear about the humble cannibalistic lion?

A: He swallowed his pride.

Q: What kind of crazy creature do you get when you mix a yak and a lion?

A: A maney-yak.
Lion Jokes for Kids question: What kind of crazy creature do you get when you mix a yak and a lion? A: A maney-yak. on an orange background

Q: What did the lion say when I asked what it was doing in my wardrobe?

A: “Narnia business.”

Two deer are walking together when another animal comes by.

The animal says, “Don’t worry; I’m not going to eat you.” So one of the deer says to the other, “He’s lion.”
 
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Q: What does a lion call his barber?

A: His mane man.

Q: Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker?

A: He wanted a well-balanced meal.

Q: Why do lions eat more than other animals?

A: They always get the lion’s share.

Q: What do a lion and a computer have in common?

A: They both have mega bites.

Q: What would be a better name than “king of the jungle” for a lion?

A: Emperoar.

Q: Why did the lion cross the savannah?

A: To get to the other pride.

Q: What does a dentist give a lion with a sore tooth?

A: Anything it wants.

Q: What’s a dentist’s worst nightmare?

A: A lion that loves candy.
Lion Jokes for Kids question: What’s a dentist’s worst nightmare? A: A lion that loves candy. on an orange background

Q: Why didn’t the lion eat the detective?

A: Because he was under cover.

Q: What time is it when a lion walks into the room?

A: Time to get out of the room.

Q: Why did the lions eat the preacher?

A: Because he told them that they must put away their pride!

Q: Why are lions religious?

A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!

I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion…

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Q: How can you trust a tiger?

A: Because you know he’s not lion.
 
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Q: What’s the best side of a lion to be on?

A: The outside.

Q: What’s the difference between Simba and O.J.?

A: One’s an African lion the other a lyin African!

Q: What do you call a cat with a lions roar?

A: Kitty Perry

Q: What street do lions live on?

A: Mane Street
Lion Jokes for Kids question: What street do lions live on? A: Mane Street on an brown background

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