Summer Jokes For Kids

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Summer is a time for fun and relaxation! Take a break from the heat and enjoy some of these summer jokes for kids about summertime. They are sure to make you laugh out loud!

Summertime means hot weather, swimming pools, and lots of laughs. To keep the little ones entertained (and not driving you crazy), why not try telling some jokes? We’ve collected a bunch of summer jokes just for kids just for you.

And don’t worry, they’re all clean! So pull up a chair, take a seat in the shade, and enjoy some good ol’ summer fun. Laughing is guaranteed!

Jokes are a great way to keep your kids engaged while reading. You can help them learn new words and understand what they’re reading by asking questions about the joke, giving praise when they get a word right, and offering encouragement as well! Before long you’ll find that he or she wants nothing more than to spend time with YOU so that together you can share all of YOUR favorite jokes – because who doesn’t love being told jokes?!

They might really enjoy 100 Best Rodent Puns and Jokes, 77 Peanut Knock Knock Jokes, and even 70 Best Alaska Jokes For Kids. Help make some fun memories with your child by reading and sharing jokes this summer to help pass the time.

Summer Jokes For Kids

Summer joke: Where do sharks go on vacation? With a blue van on joke card
  • Q: Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland 
  • Q: Why did the teacher jump into the pool? He wanted to test the water
  • Q: What summer vacation spot allows you to bring pet birds? The Canary Islands
  • Q: What does a shark eat for dinner? Fish and ships
  • Q: Which Animal Likes To Play Baseball? Bat
  • Q: How Can You Differentiate Between A Piano And A Fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t TUN-A fish!
  • Q: Which fruit you can eat the red but not the green? A watermelon
  • Q: What Do The Bees Say In Summer? It’s Swarm!
  • Q: Why Do The Fish Like Worms? Because the fish get hooked on the worms.
  • Q: Why do zebras have stripes of color? Because they didn’t use sunscreen
  • Q: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
  • Q: Where do math teachers like to go on vacation? Times Square 
  • Q: What did the reporter say to the ice cream? What’s the scoop?
  • Q: Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation? They are hill-arious. 
  • Q: What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool? A watermelon. 
  • Q: Where did the robot go on summer vacation? To a recharge station
  • Q: How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? It waves
  • Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree
  • Q: What did the father popsicle say to his son when they got to the crowded beach? Stick with me
  • Q: Do fish go on vacation? No, because they’re always in school!
  • Q: Do you have any clue what bread does on vacation? It loafs around!
summer jokes for kids joke card
  • Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college? He already had a million degrees. 
  • Q: What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle
  • Q: Which letter of the alphabet is the coolest? Iced T
  • Q: Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They would get called for traveling
  • Q: Why are fish never good tennis players? Because they never get close to the net
  • Q: Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong? Because they never do it on porpoise!
  • Q: What do you call a fish that doesn’t have eye? Fsh
  • Q: What do you say to a sweaty puppy? You are one hot dog!
  • Q: Why Is Ice Cream Always Invited To All The Parties? It’s cool
  • Q: What Do The Sheep Do In Summers? They go for Baa-Baa-que
  • Q: Where Does A Cow Go For Vacation? To Moo York
  • Q: Why Do Bananas Use Sunscreen? Because it peels
  • Q: What Type Of Water Does Not Freeze? Hot water
  • Q: What do you call a witch who lives on the beach? sandwitch!
  • Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
  • Q: What race is never run? Swimming race.
  • Q: What did the seagull say to his kids? Call me on the shellphone.
  • Q: Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation? They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
  • Q: What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses
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  • Q: What kind of dessert do you serve at a summer beach party? Beach pie.
  • Q: What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water.
  • Q: What did the boy say after a long day at the beach? Mommy, I’m surf bored.
  • Q: Why do fish swim in saltwater? Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
  • Q: What did the star say to the rock? Your a rockstar!!
  • Q: What kind of music do killer whales like? They listen to the orca-stra!
  • Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? To the baa-hamas!
  • Q: What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks!
  • Q: Why did the dolphin cross the beach? To get to the other tide!
  • Q: What kind of candy do you get at the airport? Plane chocolate!
  • Q: What travels all around the world but stays in one corner? Postage stamp!
  • Q: What Would You Pay For Spending A Day On The Beach? Sand dollars
  • Q: Why Did The Professor Put On His Sunglasses? Because his students were bright.
  • Q: Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea? Because they dropped out of school.
  • Q: What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday
  • Q: How do you make an octopus laugh? With 10-tickles!
  • Q: How Do The Wasps Go To School? By school buzz
  • Q: What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time no sea
  • Q: What did the grape say when he stepped on it? Nothing, he just made a little wine!
  • Q: Where does a ship go when he is sick? To the DOCKtor!
  • Q: What’s that new summer pirate movie rated? It’s rated ARRRRRR!
  • Q: What kind of fruit grows at the beach? Crab apple trees
  • Q: What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day? I’m bacon!
  • Q: Why do owls prefer summer over autumn? Because it’s too wet to woo!

Summer Knock Knock Jokes

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup! Ketchup, Who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive! Olive, Who? Olive next door, hello neighbor!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream, Who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gorilla! Gorilla, Who? Can you Gorilla me a steak?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yoo! Yoo, who? Yoo hoo! Big summer blow out

Summer Puns For Kids

  • Seas the day!
  • Shell we dance?
  • Sea you at the beach!
  • Congratulations! let’s shell-abrate!
  • We all need some Vitamin-sea

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