125 Duck Jokes That Make You Quack With Laughs

Ready to laugh big? Then waddle you waiting for? Dive into these funny duck jokes and get quacking in no time. Share them with your friends and family for even more laughs and fun!

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Sometimes with jokes, you find yourself winging it a bit, but we have good news; these jokes are some of the best and cheesiest duck jokes that you can find. One thing is for sure, though, they will have you waddling until you giggle! So prepare yourself because you are about to quack up as you read these quack-tastic punchlines. We promise that you will probably be quacking yourself up in no time!

For more laughter and fun be sure to check out our Bird Jokes and our Camp Jokes.

Duck Jokes

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Q: What’s a duck’s favorite part of the news? The feather forecast.
Q: Why do ducks fly south for the winter? Because they can’t drive.
Q: What is it called when a duck commits an illegal act in waterpolo? A water-fowl.
Q: What do American ducks set off on the forth of July? Firequackers
Q: What did the duck get for Christmas? A Christmas quacker.
Q: What do you call a duck with fangs? Count Quackula
Q: What’s a duck’s favorite taco topping? Quackamole.
Q: To Which musician do ducks listen to the most? Drake
Q: What do you call a cow and two ducks? Milk and quackers.
Q: Why don’t ducks need smartphones? The web is already on their feet!
Q: Where did the mama duck take her sick duckling? To the ducktor
Q: How do ducks make pancakes? They use Bis-quack.
Q: Did you hear about the duck that swam into sewage? He smelled fowl.
Q: What does a duck shout when its angry? What the duck?”
Q: Why was the duck named “class clown?” He was always quackin’ jokes in class.
Q: What did the bird in the air yell when the bird in the water was in danger? Hey! Duck.
Q: What kind of TV shows do ducks watch? Duckumenteries.
Q: When is a roast duck really bad for you? When you are the duck.
Q: What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s house? A robber ducky!
Q: What do you call a clever duck? A wise quacker.
Q: What time do ducks get up? The quack of dawn

Q: What was the secret agent duck named? James Pond!
Q: What is storytime called when you read to ducklings? Ducktales.
Q: Why did the duck get detention? He couldn’t stop quackin’ jokes in class.
Q: Did the duck couple make plans for their night out? No, they decided to wing it.
Q: What’s a duck’s favorite fantasy movie? Lord of the Wings.
Q: What game did the duck play at the arcade? Quack-a-mole.
Q: What slogan did the geese use in their anti-duck propaganda?“Quack is wack.”
Q: Why did the duck go to the chiropractor? To get it’s back quacked.
Q: What do ducks use to fix things around their house? Duck tape!
Q: What do ducks have with their soup? Quackers!
Q: Most ducks live in what state? Duckota.
Q: Why did the duck get a second job? He had too many bills.
Q: Why did the duck end up in jail? He was selling quack.
Q: What kind of egg does a calm and collected duckling come from? Over easy.
Q: What happens if a duck with hiccups lays eggs? It lays scrambled eggs
Q: What did the lawyer say to the duck in court? “I demand an egg-splanation!”
Q: What do mallards eat at a baseball game? Quacker
Q: What’s a duck’s favorite animal at the zoo? Quackodiles.
Q: Why did the duck go to the bank? She wanted to get more bills.
Q: What do you call a rude duck? A duck with a quackitude.

Q: What do you call a crazy duck? A wacky duck!
Q: Did you hear about the duck that swam into sewage? He smelled fowl.
Q: What do you call slang between young ducks? Ducklingo.
Q: What kind of egg does an optimistic duckling hatch from? Sunny side up.
Q: Why do ducks like campfires? They love seeing them quackle at night.
Q: What game does a duck play at the bar? Bill-iards.
Q: What do you call a duck that’s biting someone? Peking Duck.
Q: What’s a duck’s favorite animal at the zoo? Quackodiles.
Q: Why do ducks quack? Because they can’t moo.
Q: What does a duck say when they disagree with someone? “That’s reduckulous.”
Q: Why did the duck go to the chiropractor? To get his back quacked.
Q: What’s the name of Mr. Duck’s favorite drummer? Wingo Star.
Q: What do ducks say when people throw things at them? “Time to duck!”
Q: Ducks can’t carry up to four fish in their bill. But a peli-can.
Q: Why was the baby duck sad? He was feeling down.
Q: What’s a duck always order with its Chinese food? An eggroll.
Q: What state do most ducks live in? South Duck-ota.
Q: What is a duck’s favorite kind of movie? A duck-umentary.
Q: What goes “quick quick”? A duck with the hiccups.
Q: What point of a view does a duck write a book in? Bird person.

Q: What do you get when a duck bends over? It’s buttquack.
Q: What do you call a duck who steals from you? A robber duck.
Q: Why are ducks great detectives? Because they always quack the case.
Q: What should a duck wear to a fancy event? A duck-sedo.
Q: What’s a duck’s favorite ballet? The Nutquacker!
Q: What is a chick’s favorite drink? Peepsi.
Q: What did the cow and duck name their new rock band? Cheese and quackers!
Q: What is it called when it’s raining ducks and chickens? Fowl weather.
Q: How can you tell rubber ducks apart? You can’t because they look egg-xactly the same!
Q: What do you get when a duck bends over? Its buttquack.
Q: What fabric softener to ducks use? Downy.
Q: When is roast duck bad for your health? When you’re the duck.
Q: What do you call movies that ducks like to watch? Their windshields are always quacked.
Q: Where do ducks go to search for jokes? The world wide webbed feet.
Q: What do you call a kind and successful duck? A waddle citizen.
Q: Where do ducks go shopping? The mall-ard.
Q: Which side of a duck has the most feathers? The outside.
Q: Where do ducks go when they are sick? The ducktor’s office.
Q: Why did the duckling almost fall on the sidewalk? She tripped on a quack.
Q: What do duck physicists say? “Quark, quark.”

Q: Where do tough ducks come from? Hard-boiled eggs.
Q: Where can you find pictures of duck feet? They’re on the webbed.
Q: What did the flying golf ball yell to the mallards in the pond? Duck!
Q: How do ducks talk? They don’t, they quack.
Q: What sound does the son of a chicken and a duck make? Quack-a-doodle-doo.
Q: When is roast duck bad for your health? When you’re the duck.
Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down? It quacks up.
Q: What do you call a cow and two ducks? Milk and quackers.
Q: Why did the duck sleep under the car? Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Q: How do you know if a duck is scared? He’s quacking in his boots.
Q: What’s the name of Mr. Duck’s favorite drummer? Wingo Star!
Q: Where do ducks live? Bill-dings!
Q: Why did the duck get detention? He couldn’t stop quackin jokes in class
Q: The duck was upset by how little his boss paid him. He said it was a poultry sum
Q: When is roast duck bad your health? When you’re the duck.
Q: What did the mother duck say when she could not find her egg? I demand an egg splanation
Q: What did the duck say to the corn it ate for lunch? You taste a -maze-ing
Q: Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!
Q: What did the Derby Duck detective say to his partner? I hope we quack this case!
Q: Did you hear what the delinquent duck said when his teacher told him to stop talking in class? “Waddle you do about it?”

Q: Why did the duck cross the road? To prove that she’s no chicken
Q: What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? Put is on my bill!
Q: What do ducks watch on television? Duck-Umentaries
Q: Why don’t ducks like reading directions? The prefer to wing it
Q: Why did the duck fall down on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack!
Q: What’s the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings? A well, that is a matter of a pinion!
Q: How do you change tires on a duck? With a quaker jack
Q: What do you get when a duck lays an egg on a hill? An eggroll
Q: What don’t ducklings ever grow up? Because they grow down!
Q: What do you call a bird that can fix anything? Duck tape?
Q: What do ducks carry their school book in? Quack-packs!
Q: When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s fully groan
Q: What happens if a duck with hiccups lay eggs? It lays scrambled eggs.
Q: Why did the duck fall down on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
Q: How do ducks make pancakes? They use Bis-quack!
Q: What’s a duck’s favorite animal at the zoo? Quackodiles
Q: Why do ducks lay eggs? If they dropped them, they would break
Q: Why do ducks like campfires? They love seeing them quackle at night.

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