90 Best Pickle Jokes For Kids That are Sweet

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Check out these sweet pickle jokes for kids that will really make you relish in all the laughter! They are clean and perfect for all ages and will really make you feel like you got the dill of the day!

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Jokes are one of those things we just can’t get enough of in our house especially if they are about pickles! I mean who doesn’t love pickles? As you and your kids share these pickle jokes for kids together you are sure to really get some big-time chuckles in.

Good news! These pickles jokes for kids are the real dill! They are kid-friendly and perfect for every age! Your kids will love memorizing these pickle jokes to share at just the right moment to make everyone laugh! So get sharing because there is nothing quite as sweet as these perfectly sweet pickle jokes that won’t put you in a big pickle when you hear them!

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The Best Pickle Jokes For Kids

Q: How do pickles enjoy a day out?

A: They relish it.
Pickle Jokes For Kids: How do pickles enjoy a day out? A: They relish it. on a green background

Q: What’s the difference between a pickle and a therapist?

A: If you don’t know, you should stop talking to your pickle!

Q: Where is the Liberty Dill found?

A: In Phila-dill-phia.

Q: What happens when you confuse chutney and pickles?

A: You chuckle.
 
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pickle with an alligator?

A: A crocodill.

Q: Why are bananas better than pickles?

A: Because they have a-peel.

Q: What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?

A: Road dill.

When the giant cannibals started to soak me in vinegar, I’d had enough…

“Why don’t you pickle someone your own size?” I shouted.

Q: What’s a pickle’s favorite show?

A: Dill or No Dill.

Q: On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on?

A: Vlasic rock.
Pickle Jokes For Kids: On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on? A: Vlasic rock. on a green background

Q: How does a cucumber become a pickle?

A: It goes through a jarring experience.

Q: What’s green and wears a cape?

A: Super Pickle.

Q: What’s green and got two wheels?

A: A motorpickle.

Q: What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons?

A: You dill with it.

Q: What do you call a pickle doctor?

A: A dill pusher.

Q: Who’s a pickle’s favorite artist?

A: Salvador Dilli.

A gas station was selling pickles two-for-one…

It was the dill of the day.

Q: What do you call a pickle lullaby?

A: A cucumber slumber number.

I’ve just got my hand stuck in a jar of gherkins and can’t get it out…

I’m in a right pickle!

Q: Why do we refer to problems as pickles?

A: Because they’re dill-emmas!
Pickle Jokes For Kids: Why do we refer to problems as pickles? A: Because they’re dill-emmas! on a green background
 
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Q: What did the arrogant pickle say?

A: “I’m kind of a big dill.”

Q: Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite?

A: They’re well-bread.

A pickle walks into a casino and sits down at a card table…

He says, “Dill me in.”

Q: Why do gherkins giggle when you touch them?

A: They’re pickle-ish.

Q: Why is the pickle container always open?

A: Because it’s ajar.

Q: What did the pickle say to the lemon?

A: “I relish our time together.”

Q: What’s a baby gherkin’s favorite TV channel?

A: Pickleodeon.

Q: What did the pickle say when he was told he was going into a salad?

A: “I relish the thought.”

My pickle order was totally under-cooked…

It was really a raw dill.

Q: Where’s a pickle’s favorite place to go in London?

A: Pickle-dilly Square.
Pickle Jokes For Kids: Where’s a pickle’s favorite place to go in London? A: Pickle-dilly Square. on a green background

Q: What do you call a pickle you got on a budget?

A: A sweet dill.

Q: What do you say to a pickle in the morning?

A: “Rise and brine!”

Q: What’s green and pecks on trees?

A: Woody Wood Pickle.

I recently got a new job as a golf caddy, but I was fired after less than an hour…

The guy asked me for a sand wedge. I don’t think he likes pickle.

Q: What’s black, white, green, black, and white?

A: Two skunks fighting over a pickle.

Q: What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods?

A: A hill-dilly.

Q: What do you do when a pickle wants to play cards?

A: Dill ’em in.

Q: Did you hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?

A: What a daffy dill!

Q: Why shouldn’t you shoot pool using a pickle?

A: Because you’ll find the cue cumbersome.

Q: What’s a pickle’s life philosophy?

A: Never a dill moment.
Pickle Jokes For Kids: What’s a pickle’s life philosophy? A: Never a dill moment. on a green background

Q: What’s green and swims in the sea?

A: Moby Pickle.

Q: What did the pickle say to the cat?

A: Nothing; pickles can’t talk.

Q: How are a bunch of soon-to-be pickles and a heavy pool stick similar?

A: You either have some cucumber or a cumbersome cue.

Q: Why couldn’t the pickle leave the bar?

A: Because the door was ajar!

Q: Where do pickles go to buy a car?

A: The dillership!

I got a free pickle…

It was a helluva dill.

Q: What’s a pickle sale called?

A: It is called a sweet dill for all.

Q: What did the hamburger say to the pickle when they met?

A: “Oh, you are absolutely dill-icious.”

Q: What did the romantic pickle say to his sweetheart pickle on Valentine’s day?

A: “You mean such a big dill to me!”

Q: What business would work best for pickles?

A: Opening a dilly-catessen!
Pickle Jokes For Kids:  What business would work best for pickles? A: Opening a dilly-catessen!. on a green background

Q: What would a happy pickle greet someone with?

A: You are such a dill-ight to talk to.

Q: What would the favorite book of pickles be?

A: To Dill a Mockingbird.
 
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Q: What would a pickle’s life motto be?

A: Never have a dill moment.

Q: What would you call a pickle you buy at a great price?

A: A really big dill.

Q: What did the non-believer pickle say?

A: You are gherkin my chain.

Q: How do you describe a pickle-making process for cucumbers?

A: You say it goes through a jarring experience.

Q: What do you call a pickle stuck with work-from-home?

A: Gherkin from home.

Q: What is a cucumber that belongs to rainforests called?

A: Tro-pickle.

Q: What musical instrument would cucumbers be good at?

A: A pickle-o.

Q: What would baby cucumber’s most liked toy name be?

A: The toy’s name would be Pickle Me Elmo.
Pickle Jokes For Kids: What would baby cucumber's most liked toy name be? A: The toy's name would be Pickle Me Elmo. on a green background

Q: Where would the cucumber go to have a few drinks?

A: The salad bar.

Q: Why didn’t the cucumber want to be a pickle?

A: Because it was a sour pickle.

Q: Why would cats be afraid of cucumber at the pickle factory?

A: Because they are cooler than cats.

Q: How can one keep pickles in the door?

A: When they are ajar.

Q: How do you call a pickle at the liberty dill?

A: You don’t, pickles don’t listen.

Q: What is green but red all-over?

A: A sunburnt pickle.

Q: What is the difference between your psychiatrist and a pickle?

A: Well, if you don’t know, then you need to stop having conversations with your pickle.

Q: What would happen if you got vinegar in the ear?

A: A case of pickled hearing.

Q: What would you call something that is green and flies?

A: A super pickle.

Q: Why didn’t the pickle prefer traveling a lot?

A: Because it goes through a jarring experience for it.
Pickle Jokes For Kids:Why didn't the pickle prefer traveling a lot? A: Because it goes through a jarring experience for it. on a green background

Q: What would a pickle say after winning a competition?

A: I want to relish this moment.

I’m like a jumbo kosher pickle.

Guess you could say I’m a pretty big dill.

I watched a documentary last night about how pickles are made.

It was jarring.

Every day, the pickle sees a green vegetable at the jar who is always waiting for his turn.

It must be the queue-cumber.

I accidentally dropped some pickle in my Hawaiian punch;

I guess it is now trop-pickle.

Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers,

but packing them in an air-tight container—that’s what really seals the dill.

A driver was pulled over for throwing a pickle at another car.

It wasn’t a Vlasic case of road rage, but it’s still Claussen quite a commotion.

Q: Why do pickles wear glasses?

A: They’re legally brined.

Q: Why did Costco stop selling 5-gallon jars of pickles?

A: Shelving them was cucumbersome.

Q: What do you call a genius pickle?

A: A brine-iac.
Pickle Jokes For Kids: What do you call a genius pickle? A: A brine-iac. on a green background

Q: Who is a pickle’s national treasure?

A: Picolas Cage.

Q: Why are pickles so jealous?

A: They are always green with envy.

I ate a pickle …. It tasted sweet.

So I gave to my sister who says it’s salty So….. I guess I’m dillusional. 

Q: What’s a pickle’s favorite game show?

A: Dill or No Dill, hosted by Howie Mandill.

Q: What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?

A: You’re dill-icious!

A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into his house. One day a bad storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home.

Now he’s in a pickle. 

I tripped at a store and knocked over some pickled items. An employee asked if I was ok.

I said that olive.

Q: What’s green and cold and hangs from the ceiling?

A: An icepickle!

Q: Why did the onion need help?

A: It was in a pickle!

Q: What do you say to a pickle that is freaking out?

A: Just dill.
Pickle Jokes For Kids: What do you say to a pickle that is freaking out?A: Just dill. on a green background

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