125 Corn Jokes

Whether you’re gathered around the dinner table or going on a road trip, corn jokes are a fun and lighthearted way to bring laughter into your day. These corn jokes are sure to make your family smile. From puns to one-liners, these jokes are perfect for all ages and will have everyone laughing in no time. So grab a bowl of popcorn and get ready to have some fun with these hilarious corn jokes!

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Corn Jokes

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Q: What do corn stalks’s raise? Cornish Game Hens
Q: Why were all the corns stalks afraid of Jimmy? Because Jimmy cracks corn, and he doesn’t care.
Q: What do they call the best student at Corn University? The A-corn.
Q: What kind of amphibian lives in a cornfield? A corned toad.
Q: If corn oil comes from corn, what does baby oil come from? Minerals, What did you think I was going to say?
Q: What is corn oil used for? Corn cars.
Q: What did the farmer gives his wife for Valentine’s day? Corn Rows
Q: What did the corn say when he received a compliment? Aw, shucks.
Q: What is a buccaneer? A fair price for corn.
Q: How is an ear of corn like an army? Both have lots of kernels.
Q: What is corn oil used for? To stop corn from squeaking.
Q: What does corn use as money? Corn bread.
Q: What do you tell maize after it graduates from high school? Corn-gratulations!
Q: Who was the greatest baseball corn player of all time? Ty Cob.
Q: How do they describe the Iowa state fair? It’s like a corn-ival.
Q: What did baby corn say to mom corn? Where’s pop corn?
Q: Where does corn go for vocation? Lake Earie. (Lake Erie)
Q: Why was everyone letting the corn tell them what to do? He was the kernel.
Q: What do you get when a truck runs over a corn cob? Creamed corn.
Q: Why did the corn stalk stop moving? It ran out of corn oil.
Q: Where does ghost corn to to haunt people? Lake Erie.
Q: Why was the kernel comedian booed off the stage? All of his jokes were corny.

Q: Who is maize’s dad? Pop corn.
Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and maize? A corn dog.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the corn has ears!
Q: What did the mama corn say to her plump son? You’re not fat-you’re just a little husky!
Q: What did the daughter corn ask the mother corn? Where’s popcorn?
Q: Did you know corn has a favourite food? It loves cobb salad.
Q: Did you hear about the dog who was obsessed with stripping ears of corn? I think he must have been part husky.
Q: What do farmers do on Christmas eve? Hang the corn stalkings over the fireplace.
Q: What has many ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.
Q: Why was everyone letting the corn tell them what to do? He was the kernel.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
Q: What’s one of the funniest things to do during fall harvest? Trying to find your way through a corn MAIZE.
Q: What is the most mythical vegetable? The unicorn.
Q: What do you call corn that’s been frightened? Screamed corn.
Q: What do corn use as money? Corn bread.
Q: How do you describe Halloween corn? It’s eerie.
Q: What do you call a cow who trips in a corn field? Corned beef.
Q: Why doesn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes? Because they’re always too corny.
Q: Why couldn’t the corn answer the door? It was in the can.

Q: Why was the corn put in jail? It was a corn stalker.
Q: Why is corn such a good listener? Because it’s all ears!
Q: What was the name of the vegetable police squad that rode motorcycles? Corn CHiPs.
Q: What kind of corn can you eat but never grows? Candy corn.
Q: What do you call a single kernel on a corn cob? A unicorn.
Q: Have you ever been to a corn field in the middle of the night? And felt like you were being STALKED.
Q: What’s the best food to talk to? Corn. They’re all ears.
Q: Why was the farmer scared to go in his corn field? He was afraid of being stalked.
Q: Do you know where the most expensive corn in the country is from? From Tampa, it’s buccaneer.
Q: How much does pirate corn cost? A buck an ear.
Q: Did you hear about the corn cob that joined the army? It was promoted to kernel.
Q: How much does a corn flake weigh? 1 kellogram.
Q: What you call a potato and an ear of corn driving a police car? Starchy and Husk.
Q: What did the ear of corn say when its clothes fell off? Ah shucks!
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
Q: Why is corn popular around Halloween? Because it’s so earie.
Q: What happens when you tell corny jokes? You become a laughing stalk.
Q: What were the sweet-talking men in black suites accused of? Corn-manship.
Q: Why didn’t anyone laugh at the farmer’s jokes? They were a little corny!
Q: Why didn’t the corn farmer hear what I told him? He was corn-cetrating on something else.

Q: What do we call a champion maize farmer? An i-corn.
Q: Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that for my sake.
Q: How did the young farmer get so rich so quickly? He found a way to corn-er the market.
Q: What happens when you eat a lot of popcorn? You will suffer form corn-stipation.
Q: What are the corniest pickup lines men use on women? “You look a-maize-ing.”
Q: What do you call a party in a cornfield? A cornball.
Q: How do you prepare sweet corn? Start by whispering sweet nothings into its ear.
Q: Why can’t maize farmers make good comedians? Their jokes are corny.
Q: What did the lady feel while in the cornfield? She felt like she is being stalked by something or someone.
Q: What is sweeter than sweet corn? Candy corn.
Q: What do you call crazy young corn? A corn-nut!
Q: What did the corn farmer say to his therapist? An ear full.
Q: Why did the corn farmer win a Nobel Peace Prize? Because of his dedication to world hominy.
Q: What kind of corn can you eat but never grow? Candy corn.
Q: Do you live in a corn stock? Because I want to stock you.
Q: Do you like corned beef? If not, can I have yours?
Q: Are you corn? Because I am about to heat you up and make things pop between us.
Q: Are you a baby corn? Because girl, I can be your sugar pop corn.
Q: Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you’re great at raising corns.
Q: Do you have a candy corn? Because I want to whisper sweet things into your ears.
Q: How is an ear of corn like an army? Both have lots of kernels.

Q: Are you a corn field? Because I’ll plough you right now.
Q: What do you call buying a huge amount of corn at once? Stalk investment.
Q: Why would a mister tape a bunch of kernels to his ceiling? Because he could not afford fire alarms.
Q: Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow? To corn-gratulate him for being outstanding in their field.
Q: What happen when I accidentally stepped on a kernel? I became a cereal killer.
Q: What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming? That’s music to my ears.
Q: Did you know there’s an app for corn growers? It’s made in Sili-corn Valley
Q: How did the tomato court the corn? He whispered sweet nothing into her ear.
Q: Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes? Because they were too corny.
Q: What did the ear of corn say when its crush complimented it? Aww, shucks.
Q: What’s the highest position an ear of corn can get in the military? Kernel.
Q: Did you hear about the piece of corn that got in trouble? It got quite the earful.
Q: What kind of amphibian lives in a corn field? A corned toad.
Q: What sort of land and water proficient lives in a corn field? A corned amphibian.
Q: What has many ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.
Q: What is popcorn’s distant relative? Poppies
Q: Should you eat corn that has fallen off the stalk? Maize well.
Q: Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn? Maize well.
Q: Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn? He was part husky.

Q: What does corn use as money? Corn bread.
Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buck of earn.
Q: What do you call a speedy fungus? A mush-vroom!
Q: Why do you like corn for thanksgiving? It’s a -maize-ing
Q: What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field? They got creamed.
Q: What did one ear of corn say to the other ear of corn? Don’t look now but I think someone is stalking us.
Q: Why did one of the five kernels not pop? He was wearing sunscreen.
Q: What kind of pizza toppings do corn get? Popperoni.
Q: Why do balloons hate kernels? Because they might pop.
Q: What should you use to make spicy popcorn? Poprika.
Q: What customs do popcorn society follow? Pop culture
Q: What would a gymnast popcorn be famous for? Probably for its sommer-salt.
Q: Why could the kernel not pop? She was cornfused.
Q: For what crime do popcorns never get charged? Being engaged in buttery.
Q: Did you hear about that corn stalk that changed careers? He went into a different field.
Q: Why aren’t corn eyeball jokes any good? Because they are plain cornea.
Q: What do we call two cornstalks which are best friends? They are earbuds!
Q: Why doesn’t the corn trust the cornflake? It has a reputation for flaking last minute.
Q: Who is the master of corn religion? The pope corn.
Q: Which type of corn is beautiful but not a-maize-ing? Corn-ifers.

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