These birthday jokes for kids are cake-tastic and are filled with so much fun-fetti and laughter. Once you get going telling these birthday jokes, you won’t be able to stop!
Birthday time is so much fun for the kids it is always filled with so much joy and laughter! Jokes are the perfect addition to any birthday celebration, especially when they are these hysterical birthday jokes. Nothing holds a candle to these jokes when it comes to parties and celebrating.
Don’t worry, though, they really take the cake because, unlike a smash cake, they won’t leave a mess everywhere or people cringe because they offer only good clean fun that both little kids and grandmas and grandpas can enjoy together. So feel free to share these birthday jokes for kids at any celebration.
For more joke fun, be sure to check out our Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell at School, our Pirate Jokes for Kids That Will Have You Hooked, and our Mom Jokes for Kids That Make Everyone Laugh to keep the laughs going throughout the whole year.
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The Best Birthday Jokes for Kids
What did the birthday card say to the stamp?A: Stick with me, we are going places!
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?A: Hoppy Birthday!
What do you say to your cat on his birthday?A: Happy Purr-day!
What do you get a hunter for his birthday?A: Birthday pheasant
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?A: Because it was marble cake!
What does a clam do on his birthday?A: It shellebrates
Why did the boy soap as a birthday present?A: Because it was a soaprize party
What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?A: Have a fin-tastic day.
What goes up and never comes down?A: Your age.
What happens when thieves crash a birthday party?A: They take the cake.
Why do candles love birthdays?A: They like to get lit.
What does every birthday end with?A: The letter Y.
Why are birthdays good for you?A: People who have the most live the longest.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?A: You can have your cake and eat it too.
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?A: They relish them.
Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office?A: It was feeling crummy.
What do you always get on your birthday?A: Another year older!
What is the meaning of a true friend?A: One who remembers your birthday but not your age!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?A: What’s eating you?
What did the pirate day on this 80th birthday?A: Aye-matey!
What did one candle say to the other?A: Don’t birthdays just burn you up?
What is it that kangaroos don’t like about birthdays?A: They only get to celebrate them in leap years.
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?A: I scream cake.
What did one pea say to the other on its birthday?A: Hap-pea birthday.
Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
What’s the left side of the birthday cake?A: The one that’s not yet eaten.
What do cats eat on their birthday?A: Mice cream cake.
How is a birthday cake like baseball?A: Both need batters.
What do they eat on birthdays in heaven?A: Angel’s fruit cake.
What did the mommy rose say to the baby rose on his birthday?A: Happy birthday, bud!
Why didn’t anyone say happy birthday to the owl?A: Because it didn’t give a hoot.
What do computers want for their birthdays?A: An upgrade
What type of birthday celebration only happens in the bathroom?A: A birthday potty!
How do you know you’re no longer a spring chicken?A: Because your birthday is in autumn.
What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a present for his birthday?A: Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
How do you know when you’re officially old?A: When it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Why do tennis balls whisper happy birthday to each other?A: They don’t want to make a racquet.
Why did the birthday boy smash his cake with a hammer?A: Because it was a pound cake.
When is a birthday cake similar to a golf ball?A: When it’s sliced.
What did the cake say to the birthday girl?A: You wanna piece of me?
What’s the best way to remember your wife’s birthday?A: Forget it once.
What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons?A: Pop music.
Did you hear about the tree’s birthday party?A: Things got pretty sappy!
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?A: They relish the moment.
What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover?A: Choco-latte.
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?A: Because people kept toasting him!
What did the elephant want for his birthday?A: A trunk full of gifts.
Why are birthdays good for your health?A: Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays actually live longer.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to birthday parties?A: He’s a fun guy.
Why did the bakery get robbed?A: Robbers heard the cakes were gold.
Why do kids always forget their past birthday parties?A: Because they’re so focused on the present.
What Did you hear about the sale on birthday candles?A: It’s a blowout.
Why did birthday candles don’t exercise?A: Because they burn out too quickly
What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?A: No thanks, I’m stuffed.”
What do you sing to a cow on their birthday?A: Happy birthday to moo!
What food can someone blow on, but everyone still wants to eat?A: A birthday cake.
What did the toilet paper do when his friends threw him a surprise birthday party?A: He just rolled with it.
What did one chicken say to the other on its birthday?A: I hope you have an egg-cellent birthday!
What can you do if you get heartburn from a birthday cake?A: Take off the candles before you eat it next time.
Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?A: From a cat-alogue.
Why is having too many birthdays bad?A: Because too much birthday can kill you
Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist?A: Because it was feeling crumby.
Where do kids get ice cream cakes on their birthday?A: At sundae school.
What is Elsa from Frozen’s favorite part of a birthday cake?A: The icing.
Why did the cat complete the birthday party?A: Because of meowsic
What do you call a sick birthday cake?A: Coughee cake
What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?A: Get married on his birthday.
When do you know you’re getting old?A: When candles cost more than the cake
What game do rabbits play at their birthday parties?A: Musical hares.
What did one plate say to the other on its birthday?A: Dinner’s on me!
Why did the math book have such a great birthday?A: It took the day off from thinking about all its problems.
Why does a joke become a dad joke on its 18th birthday?A: Because that’s when it’s fully groan
Why does everyone in my family keep reminding me how old I am?A: Because age is a relative thing.
What does a house wear to its birthday party?A: Address.
Why couldn’t the knot go to the birthday party?A: It was all tied up.
What did the birthday balloon say to the safety pin?A: Hey, buster.
Why is it a good idea to make friends with babies?A: Because that’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
What did the witch do on her birthday?A: She spellabrates.
Why do people bid on you when you go to an antique auction?A: They thought you are a ancient
What white crayon say to black crayon?A: I think i’m older than you
How does a tea bag wish its friend a happy birthday?A: Happy birthday, best tea!
Why children don’t like birthdays to end?A: Because of the dishes
What birthday gift will most offend a state employee?A: A motion detector
Why can’t thieves light their candles?A: because they are still running
Why didn’t cavemen send birthday cards?A: The amount of postage needed to mail rocks got too expensive.
What should you say to a birthday girl or guy who’s worried about turning older?A: Cheer up! Old age doesn’t last that long.
What’s the fanciest kind of birthday party you can throw for a dog?A: A ball.
What does it mean if no one shows up to your birthday party?A: Secret
What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?A: They were all born on holidays.
What birthday present is guaranteed to make anyone’s face light up?A: A light bulb.
What did the ocean say on your birthday ?A: Nothing. It just waved.
Why did the student eat his homework on his birthday?A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What did the cake say to the ice cream?A: I think you’re cool.
How do you know if a donut is bored at a birthday party?A: It looks glazed over.
Why do leprechauns prefer cash to presents on their birthday?A: Because money is green.
Why did the baker laugh in the bakery?A: Because the eggs kept cracking jokes.
How old was the caveman on his birthday?A: Stone Age
Which side is the left side of a birthday cake?A: The side that hasn’t been eaten yet.
What did the buffalo say when his son left the birthday party?A: Bison
Birthday Joke One-Liners
Oh ship, it’s your birthday!
We hope you have an otter-ly amazing birthday!
Loving you is a piece of cake
You are aged to perfection.
For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.
They say everything gets better with age.
Life is what you bake it.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
Birthday Knock Knock Jokes
Omar, who?Omar gosh, it’s your birthday
Abby, who?Abby birthday to you!
Jimmy, Who?Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!
Mark, who?Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen. My birthday is coming
Lettuce, Who?Lettuce come to my birthday party!
Organ, Who?Organ-ize a party. Its my birthday
Wanda, who?Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
Gus, who?Gus how old i am today!
Sue, who?Sue-prize! Happy birthday!
Birthday animal puns
Hope this birthday is toad-ally awesome.
Lets’ party owl night!
Here’s to another koala-ty birthday!
Happy birthday. Have a llama fun.
What’s a bee’s favorite day? It’s bee-day!
Happy birthday! Have a crab-u-lous day!
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