125 Birthday Jokes that Are Cake-Tastic

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These birthday jokes for kids are cake-tastic and are filled with so much fun-fetti and laughter. Once you get going telling these birthday jokes, you won’t be able to stop! 

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Birthday time is so much fun for the kids it is always filled with so much joy and laughter! Jokes are the perfect addition to any birthday celebration, especially when they are these hysterical birthday jokes. Nothing holds a candle to these jokes when it comes to parties and celebrating. 

Don’t worry, though, they really take the cake because, unlike a smash cake, they won’t leave a mess everywhere or people cringe because they offer only good clean fun that both little kids and grandmas and grandpas can enjoy together. So feel free to share these birthday jokes for kids at any celebration. 

For more joke fun, be sure to check out our Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell at School, our Pirate Jokes for Kids That Will Have You Hooked, and our Mom Jokes for Kids That Make Everyone Laugh to keep the laughs going throughout the whole year. 

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The Best Birthday Jokes for Kids

What did the birthday card say to the stamp?

A: Stick with me, we are going places!

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

A: Hoppy Birthday! 

What do you say to your cat on his birthday?

A: Happy Purr-day! 

What do you get a hunter for his birthday? 

A: Birthday pheasant 

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

A: Because it was marble cake!
birthday joke question: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A: Because it was marble cake! in pink background

What does a clam do on his birthday?

A: It shellebrates

Why did the boy soap as a birthday present?

A: Because it was a soaprize party
 
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What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?

A: Have a fin-tastic day.

What goes up and never comes down?

A: Your age.

What happens when thieves crash a birthday party?

A: They take the cake.
birthday joke question: What happens when thieves crash a birthday party? A: They take the cake. in blue background

Why do candles love birthdays?

A: They like to get lit.

What does every birthday end with?

A: The letter Y.

Why are birthdays good for you?

A: People who have the most live the longest.

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?

A: You can have your cake and eat it too.

How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?

A: They relish them.
birthday joke question: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? A: They relish them. in yellow background
 
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Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office?

A: It was feeling crummy.

What do you always get on your birthday?

A: Another year older!

What is the meaning of a true friend?

A: One who remembers your birthday but not your age!

What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?

A: What’s eating you?

What did the pirate day on this 80th birthday?

A: Aye-matey!
birthday joke question: WWhat did the pirate day on this 80th birthday? A: Aye-matey! in green background
 
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What did one candle say to the other?

A: Don’t birthdays just burn you up?

What is it that kangaroos don’t like about birthdays?

A: They only get to celebrate them in leap years.

What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?

A: I scream cake.

What did one pea say to the other on its birthday?

A: Hap-pea birthday.

Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?

A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
birthday joke question: Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes? A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom. in red background

What’s the left side of the birthday cake?

A: The one that’s not yet eaten.

What do cats eat on their birthday?

A: Mice cream cake.

How is a birthday cake like baseball?

A: Both need batters.

What do they eat on birthdays in heaven? 

A: Angel’s fruit cake.

What did the mommy rose say to the baby rose on his birthday?

A: Happy birthday, bud!
birthday joke question: What did the mommy rose say to the baby rose on his birthday? A: Happy birthday, bud! in pink background
 
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Why didn’t anyone say happy birthday to the owl?

A: Because it didn’t give a hoot.

What do computers want for their birthdays?

A: An upgrade

What type of birthday celebration only happens in the bathroom?

A: A birthday potty!

How do you know you’re no longer a spring chicken?

A: Because your birthday is in autumn.

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a present for his birthday?

A: Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
birthday joke question: What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a present for his birthday? A: Thanks, I’ll never part with it. in blue background

How do you know when you’re officially old?

A: When it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Why do tennis balls whisper happy birthday to each other?

A: They don’t want to make a racquet.

Why did the birthday boy smash his cake with a hammer?

A: Because it was a pound cake.

When is a birthday cake similar to a golf ball?

A: When it’s sliced.

What did the cake say to the birthday girl?

A: You wanna piece of me?
birthday joke question: What did the cake say to the birthday girl? A: You wanna piece of me?  in yellow background
 
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What’s the best way to remember your wife’s birthday?

A: Forget it once.

What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons?

A: Pop music.

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday party?

A: Things got pretty sappy!

How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?

A: They relish the moment.

What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover?

A: Choco-latte.
birthday joke question: What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover? A: Choco-latte. in green background

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

A: Because people kept toasting him!

What did the elephant want for his birthday?

A: A trunk full of gifts.

Why are birthdays good for your health?

A: Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays actually live longer.

Why does the mushroom always get invited to birthday parties?

A: He’s a fun guy.

Why did the bakery get robbed?

A: Robbers heard the cakes were gold.
birthday joke question: Why did the bakery get robbed? A: Robbers heard the cakes were gold. in red background
 
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Why do kids always forget their past birthday parties?

A: Because they’re so focused on the present.

What Did you hear about the sale on birthday candles?

A: It’s a blowout.

Why did birthday candles don’t exercise?

A: Because they burn out too quickly

What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?

A: No thanks, I’m stuffed.”

What do you sing to a cow on their birthday?

A: Happy birthday to moo!
birthday joke question: What do you sing to a cow on their birthday? A: Happy birthday to moo! in pink background

What food can someone blow on, but everyone still wants to eat?

A: A birthday cake.

What did the toilet paper do when his friends threw him a surprise birthday party?

A: He just rolled with it.

What did one chicken say to the other on its birthday?

A: I hope you have an egg-cellent birthday!

What can you do if you get heartburn from a birthday cake?

A: Take off the candles before you eat it next time.

Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?

A: From a cat-alogue.
birthday joke question: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat? A: From a cat-alogue. in blue background
 
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Why is having too many birthdays bad?

A: Because too much birthday can kill you

Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist?

A: Because it was feeling crumby.

Where do kids get ice cream cakes on their birthday?

A: At sundae school.

What is Elsa from Frozen’s favorite part of a birthday cake?

A: The icing.

Why did the cat complete the birthday party?

A: Because of meowsic
birthday joke question: Why did the cat complete the birthday party? A: Because of meowsic in yellow background

What do you call a sick birthday cake?

A: Coughee cake

What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

A: Get married on his birthday. 

When do you know you’re getting old?

A: When candles cost more than the cake

What game do rabbits play at their birthday parties?

A: Musical hares.

What did one plate say to the other on its birthday?

A: Dinner’s on me!
birthday joke question: What did one plate say to the other on its birthday? A: Dinner's on me! in green background
 
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Why did the math book have such a great birthday?

A: It took the day off from thinking about all its problems.

Why does a joke become a dad joke on its 18th birthday?

A: Because that’s when it’s fully groan

Why does everyone in my family keep reminding me how old I am?

A: Because age is a relative thing.

What does a house wear to its birthday party?

A: Address.

Why couldn’t the knot go to the birthday party?

A: It was all tied up.
birthday joke question: Why couldn’t the knot go to the birthday party? A: It was all tied up. in red background

What did the birthday balloon say to the safety pin?

A: Hey, buster.

Why is it a good idea to make friends with babies?

A: Because  that’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.

What did the witch do on her birthday?

A: She spellabrates.

Why do people bid on you when you go to an antique auction?

A: They thought you are a ancient

What white crayon say to black crayon?

A: I think i’m older than you
birthday joke question: WWhat white crayon say to black crayon? A: I think i'm older than you in pink background

How does a tea bag wish its friend a happy birthday?

A: Happy birthday, best tea!

Why children don’t like birthdays to end?

A: Because of the dishes

What birthday gift will most offend a state employee?

A: A motion detector

Why can’t thieves light their candles?

A: because they are still running

Why didn’t cavemen send birthday cards?

A: The amount of postage needed to mail rocks got too expensive.
birthday joke question: Why didn't cavemen send birthday cards? A: The amount of postage needed to mail rocks got too expensive. in blue background
 
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What should you say to a birthday girl or guy who’s worried about turning older?

A: Cheer up! Old age doesn’t last that long.

What’s the fanciest kind of birthday party you can throw for a dog?

A: A ball.

What does it mean if no one shows up to your birthday party?

A: Secret

What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

A: They were all born on holidays.

What birthday present is guaranteed to make anyone’s face light up?

A: A light bulb.
birthday joke question: What birthday present is guaranteed to make anyone’s face light up? A: A light bulb. in yellow background

What did the ocean say on your birthday ?

A: Nothing. It just waved.

Why did the student eat his homework on his birthday?

A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

What did the cake say to the ice cream?

A: I think you’re cool.

How do you know if a donut is bored at a birthday party?

A: It looks glazed over.

Why do leprechauns prefer cash to presents on their birthday?

A: Because money is green.
birthday joke question: Why do leprechauns prefer cash to presents on their birthday? A: Because money is green. in green background
 
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Why did the baker laugh in the bakery?

A: Because the eggs kept cracking jokes.

How old was the caveman on his birthday?

A: Stone Age

Which side is the left side of a birthday cake?

A: The side that hasn’t been eaten yet.

What did the buffalo say when his son left the birthday party?

A: Bison
birthday joke question: What did the buffalo say when his son left the birthday party? A: Bison in red background

Birthday Joke One-Liners

Oh ship, it’s your birthday!

We hope you have an otter-ly amazing birthday!

Loving you is a piece of cake

You are aged to perfection.

For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.

birthday one liner joke: For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic. in pink background
 
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They say everything gets better with age.

Life is what you bake it.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.

Birthday Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!

Who’s there? 

Omar! 

Omar, who? 

Omar gosh, it’s your birthday

Knock! knock! 

Who’s there? 

Abby! 

Abby, who? 

Abby birthday to you!
birthday knock knock joke: Knock! knock! Who's there? 
Abby! Abby, who?  Abby birthday to you! in blue background

Knock! knock! 

Whos there?

Jimmy! 

Jimmy, Who?

Jimmy birthday cake! I’m starving!

Knock knock! 

Who’s there? 

Mark! 

Mark, who? 

Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen. My birthday is coming

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce!

Lettuce, Who?

Lettuce come to my birthday party!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Organ!

Organ, Who?

Organ-ize a party. Its my birthday

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda!

Wanda, who?

Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
birthday knock knock joke: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wanda!
Wanda, who? Wanda wish you a happy birthday! in orange background
 
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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Gus!

Gus, who?

Gus how old i am today!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Sue!

Sue, who?

Sue-prize! Happy birthday!

Birthday animal puns

Hippo-birthday!

Happy bear-day!

Hope this birthday is toad-ally awesome.

birthday one liner: Hope this birthday is toad-ally awesome. in green background

Lets’ party owl night!

Here’s to another koala-ty birthday!

Happy birthday. Have a llama fun.

What’s a bee’s favorite day? It’s bee-day!

Happy birthday! Have a crab-u-lous day!

birthday one liner: Happy birthday! Have a crab-u-lous day! in red background

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  1. I really love the look of these cards. They are perfect for birthday parties of all ages. Very entertaining interactions for everyone.

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