100 Guess What Jokes

Get ready to laugh out loud with these 100 hilarious guess what jokes that will keep you entertained and guessing. From clever riddles to witty wordplay, these jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good laugh. Get ready to exercise your funny bone and enjoy endless amusement with these jokes.

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Jokes are a family favorite in our home, especially guess what jokes! My favorite one, hey, guess what? It’s your turn to empty the trash! For some reason, I am usually the only one laughing with that one… Not sure why!

I promise the guess what jokes on the list are way better than that one; some perhaps a little cheesy, but one thing is for sure, they will make you smile and laugh with your friends and family. So sit back and relax and get ready to chuckle with this guess what fun.

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Guess What Jokes

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Q: I got a wooden bike with wooden handles and wheels, guess what? It woo-den start.
Q: Military was standing outside my house, guess what I did? I-ran.
Q: The shooter is opening a new store, guess what he named it? Target
Q: I opened the creepy closet, guess what I found? Narnia business.
Q: I won a rain dance competition, guess what I got? Pneumonia.
Q: Can you guess why the bear failed the exam? Because of his big pause!
Q: One really famous tortoise lives next door, guess what it’s called? A shellebrity
Q: Guess who Dracula brings with him to movie premieres? His ghoul-friend!
Q: The frog parked his car in the swamp, guess what? It got toad.
Q: I was dreaming of an orange ocean tonight. Guess what? It was a fanta sea!
Q: I was trying to solve a few equations on circles. Guess what? It was pointless.
Q: I noticed a Fairy Tale t-shirt at an extremely low price. Guess what? It was fair retail.
Q: Guess why the glassblower went home early? He got a stomach pane!
Q: There’s a place where the English and French live peacefully. Guess what? It’s Canada.
Q: I saw a cut pig in the market. Guess what? It was porkchopped.
Q: The mathematician served something special for dessert. Guess what? It was a pi.
Q: Guess what the fish said when he swam into a wall? Dam.

Q: Guess what Santa calls his elves? Subordinate Clauses!
Q: Guess what the calendar worker got fired for? He took a day off without telling anyone!
Q: A boy went up to the counter serving orange punch. He saw there was a huge line and so, he came back after an hour. Guess what? There was no punchline.
Q: If they used money in space, guess what it would be called? Starbucks.

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Q: Guess what you call a sleeping piece of paper? A napkin.
Q: It’s always coming but never comes, can you guess what it is? Tomorrow.
Q: Guess what has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Q: My doctor’s name is Doctor Pepper. Guess what? He’s a Fizzician.
Q: Can you guess what the pickle did when he had a bad day? He knew he was in a pickle, but just dill-ed with it!
Q: Two eggs went for a comedy gig, guess what one egg said to the another? “Let’s get cracking.”
Q: Santa Clause’s elves went to school, guess what they learned? The elfabets.
Q: The baby tomato was running late for school. Guess what his mommy said? “Come on, ketch-up!
Q: Guess what you get when you cross a Labrador with a magician’s trick gone wrong? A labracadabrador!
Q: Guess what bands turbines love to listen to? Not sure, but they’re big heavy metal fans!
Q: The social media influencer had to take some meds, guess what happened? The posts went viral
Q: The gym instructor broke up with his girlfriend, guess what happened? It didn’t work out.
Q: Guess what my grades and whales have in common? They rarely rise above “C” level.
Q: I just got a wooden motorcycle. It has a wooden frame, wooden handle bars, wooden wheels, and a wooden seat. Guess what? It wooden start.
Q: I sneezed at the best time of the day. Guess what? It was at-choo-o’-clock.
Q: Guess what stores are opening in Afghanistan? Targets.
It’s disgusting. They used to make COCA-Cola with REAL Cocaine! So you can probably guess what they used to make shamPOO with! Yep, child labour.
Q: Guess what came in the mail today? I did. We’re out of tissues.
Q: The teacher said that he caught something. Guess what? He caught my attention
Q: The cook gifted his girlfriend something she would like. Guess what? An onion ring.

Q: Guess why learning sign language is such a good idea? Because it is quite handy!
Q: It has no life but it still dies, guess who? A battery
Q: It has two hands and a face but no legs and no arms, guess who? A clock.
Q: It sits in a corner and still travels around the world, guess who? A stamp.
Q: I met Frankenstein at the dance party last night, guess who was with him? His ghoul friend.
Q: A thief got caught stealing pizza, guess what he was told? His marinara rights.
Q: I was trying to mimic a flamingo, guess what happened? I had to put my foot down.
Q: Can you guess why everyone loves eating donuts? I do-nut know myself!
Q: Can you guess who all the little cereal kids are afraid of? The cereal killer!
Q: Guess what Santa calls his elves? Subordinate Clauses
Q: Baby tomato was getting late for school, guess what his mommy said? Come on, ketch-up!
Q: The banana went to the doctor, guess what happened? He was not peeling well.
Q: Scientists experimented on a rabbit and a bug, guess what they get? A bugs bunny.
Q: The toast was having a sleepover, guess what he was wearing? His favorite pa-jam-as.
Q: The social media influencer had to take some meds, guess what happened? Her posts went viral
Q: Guess what the man got when he won the Scrabble tournament? A re-word!
Q: One friend took the lift other took the staircase, guess what? Both were raised differently.
Q: Guess what? What? Good guess
Q: It only goes up and never comes down, guess what it is? Your age.
Q: This building has the most number of stories, can you guess what it is? A library.

Q: It always coming but never comes, can you guess what it is? Tomorrow.
Q: This building has the most number of stories, can you guess what it is? A library.
Q: It always coming but never comes, can you guess what it is? Tomorrow.
Q: The gym instructor broke up with his girlfriend, guess what happened? It did not work out.
Q: A famous tortoise lives next door. Guess what it’s called? A shell-ebrity.
Q: Once there was a fish with no eye, guess what they call it? Fsh.
Q: Guess what the chop said to the steak on their first date? It’s so nice to finally meat you!
Q: The banana went to the doctor. Guess what happened? He was not peeling well.
Q: Guess what coffee and motivational coaches have in common? They encourage people to espresso themselves!
Q: My boss just came back from his holidays; guess what country he went to? To Boss-Bados.
Q: A grumpy man spent an evening with his friends at a comedy club and asked his doctor for a course on antibiotics. Guess what for? He thought laughter was infectious
Q: My twin brothers dressed up as a bird this Halloween, guess what they said? Trick or tweet.
Q: A boulder, a pebble, and a stone walked into a concert, guess what they did? They rocked and rolled all night long!
Q: Guess what the difference between a hotdog and a corndog is? One’s stuck up while the other is laid back!
Q: Guess what happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
Q: Guess what was the reason glassblower went home early? He got a stomach pane!
Q: Guess what makes Alpaca’s the best mom? Because they always Alpaca a home-made lunch for their kids!
Q: Guess what was the reason the bear failed the exam? Because of his big pause!
Q: Can you guess what the reason was that the doves got arrested? Because they staged a coo!

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Q: Sky had to pay her bills, guess what she gave? A rain check.
Q: The cat went to Minnesota, guess why? To buy one mini-soda.
Q: Can you guess where that famous painter’s ear went? I saw it get in a Van and Gogh!
Q: Two mice went fishing, guess where they parked the boat? At the hickory dickey dock!
Q: Santa Clause bought a motorbike on his way to the North pole, guess what it was? A Holy Davidson.
Q: Guess why the violinist got kicked out of the band? He had a history of violins!
Q: The skeleton did not go to the ball, guess what the reason was? He had ‘no- body’ to go with
Q: Guess what ghosts use to wash their hair with? They use sham-boo.
Q: Guess what volcanoes do when they’re in love? They lava each other for a long time
Q: Can you guess what kind of person you should never lie to? An x-ray operator – they can see right through you!
Q: The broom was late for their witches’ meeting, guess what it said? Sorry I overswept!
Q: Guess what you get at a coffee shop when you go in late? A latte.
Q: Guess what only goes up and never comes down? Your age.
Q: There was a candy party, guess what was late as usual? Choco-late.
Q: Guess what you call a regular potato? A common-tater!
Q: Can you guess what you get when you cross a jukebox with a fortune cookie? A 4-tune teller!
Q: Can you guess what the man did after he became vegan? He never made a missed steak again!
Q: Can you guess what coat hangers do on the weekends? They hang out, of course!
Q: Can you guess what happened to the man who was addicted to doing the Hokey-Pokey? He turned himself around!

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