130 Pie Jokes

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Cherry, apple, or pumpkin? There is no need to pick your favorite pie filling because we are dishing up 130 Pie Jokes! You can have your pie and eat it too! Scroll down to see why our pie jokes will please any crowd. This collection of pie jokes are baked to perfection and will leave you feeling full of laughter and good humor.

Laughter has been shown to lower stress and irritation and our jokes can be the perfect pick-me-up from a long day. Finding a good joke to share with someone is a great way to connect and unwind from a bad day. Who doesn’t love sharing things with others? Make it a friendly competition to see who can find a great joke and share your findings around the dinner table. 

Your family will be laughing in no time and will love ending their day with some humor. Be warned, don’t try telling a joke while someone is drinking, they may end up snorting milk. If you think these pie jokes are funny be sure to check out our Summer Jokes For Kids and our 205 Awesome Bee Jokes as well. 

Pie Jokes

pie joke with teal border: Why did the cherry pie and apple pie break up?
  • Why did the cherry pie and apple pie break up? They were having crust issues.
  • Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling.
  • How did the apple go to the pie shop? On a pie-cycle.
  • How did the audience cheer the Apple Pie for its sensational performance? With apple-ause! Encore!
  • What is the most beautiful pie? A pumpkin pie, since it is gourd-geous!
  • What did the apple tell the pie? You have some crust on you.
  • What was the scarecrow’s contribution to the Thanksgiving dinner pot-luck? A Straw-berry pie.
  • If five kids can eat ten apple pies in an hour, how many pies can two kids eat? Zero since the five kids ate all the pies.
  • What would you name a pizza with pineapples as toppings? A pie-napple pizza.
  • What did the cherry pie say at the end of the fall dinner? Good-pie!
  • Who will you call to bake the tastiest apple pies? Granny Smith.
  • What is the most important thing to put in a slice of cherry pie? Your teeth!
  • What will happen to a person with a banana allergy if they eat a banana cream pie? They’ll have a banana-phylactic shock.
  • Why did the apple pie become red? It interrupted the salad dressing.
  • Why should we not disturb a fashion designer when they’re eating apple pie and ice cream? Because they’re a la mode.
  • Why shouldn’t you overeat pumpkin pie during fall? You will get autummy ache.
  • What would you call an apple pie train? A puff pastry.
  • What did you call a pie with a short temper? A crab apple pie.
  • What made the apple pie cry? Someone had hurt its peelings.
  • Why was everyone sad about the Thanksgiving dessert? It had ex-pie-red!
  • What did the banshee get for Halloween dessert? Boo-berry pie and I-scream!
  • What is the name of Mario’s favorite dessert? Princess Peach Pie!
  • How would the dessert propose to his girlfriend? By saying “Pie love you berry much.”
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  • What will happen if you mix an apple pie with a Christmas tree? You’ll get a pine-apple pie.
  • What did the monkey get for Thanksgiving dessert? A banana cream pie.
  • What did the pie tell his wife? I will never dessert you.
  • What do you call a street full of pies? A desserted street.
  • How was the Thanksgiving sweet potato pie? Absolutely yamtastic!
  • What did George Washington like for his Thanksgiving dessert? A cherry pie.
  • What made the dessert excited? Winning the first pies in the competition.
  • What do you call a sailor who loots desserts? A pie-rate.
  • Did you hear of the pastries that used to terrorize the West Indies? They are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean.
  • What happened to the sailor who changed into a pumpkin pie? He became a squash-buckling pie-rate.
  • What would you call the dessert menu full of pies? Treasure Hunters, since it has all the Pie-Rates.
  • Did you know I have a pie truck that I drive around town? The pumpkin pie is $4, and the meat pie is for $8. These are the Pie-Rates of the Car I Be In!
  • How does an Egyptian like his Pie? Any way mummy makes it.
  • What do you call a pie that loves to go to the gym? A buff pastry.
  • What did the pie yell when it heard a knock at the bathroom cubicle? Occu-pied!
  • Who saved the town from the Pie Attack? The Pie’d Piper of Hamlin.
  • What is a pie’s favorite sort of event? A meat and grit.
  • What do you call a dessert that flies a plane? A pie-lot.
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  • Why did the other pies stop playing with Pecan Pie during recess? Because it was nuts.
  • What do you call a baker who invented a new way to bake a pie? A pie-oneer.
  • What happened to the snake that ate a whole pie? It became a pie-thon!
  • What is the most critical part of a pie? The fork you put in to eat it with.
  • Where will Dorothy calculate the weight of her dessert? Somewhere over the rainbow, Weigh a pie!
  • What is a shark’s favorite dessert? Octo-pie! 
  • How did the ghost scold her child when she ate her cherry pie really fast? Quit goblin up your dessert!
  • What does Kane not like for dessert? Earl Abel Pie.
  • Which band did the Pie like the most? S-pie-ce Girls.
  • Why did the man eat a Pecan Pie in the bank? Because the man wanted to eat rich food.
  • How do you cure a person with a pie allergy? Use an E-pie pen on them.
  • Did you hear of the man who robbed a pie shop? He was put into custardy.
  • What do you call a pie ghost that keeps returning? A boo-meringue.
  • How was the pie with fish innards? Cod offal!
  • What do you feel after having a lot of tasty pie? Hap-pie!
  • What happens when you take out the p from the pie? It explains itself.
  • Name the sailor who loves spinach pie? Po-pie the Sailor Man!
  • What did the scientist use for his pie experiment? A peach-tree dish.
  • What can a full pie do that half a pie can’t? Look round.
  • Why was the potato pie a part of so many arguments? Because it was full of agi-taters. 
  • What did the barkeep say to the pie? “Sorry, but we don’t serve food here.”
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  • What type of eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie? A Moray!
  • A mathematician’s favorite dessert is? A Pi.
  • How many cooks do you need to bake a pie? 3.14
  • When does the local pi shop close? Rarely, It is open 22/7.
  • How do you compliment a math nerd? Just call them a “qt pi”.
  • What would you gift a math teacher on their birthday? A 3.14-pound pie.
  • What was Newton’s most favorite dessert ? An apple pi.
  • How do you pay your math teacher? With pi.
  • What will happen if one divides an ice cream bowl’s circumference by the diameter? You’ll get a pi a la mode.
  • What did the Home Science teacher say when the Math teacher said pi r square? She agitatedly responded: No, pies are not square, they are only round.
  • What do you get if you weigh half a pumpkin pi? 1.57 pounds.
  • How far is the nearest pie shop? Only 3.14 miles.
  • Why couldn’t the math teacher ration his pie stock? Because “Pi is irrational”.
  • What happens if you divide the sun’s circumference by its diameter? A pi in the sky!
  • What would you call a film DVD with 3.14 stars? A pi-rated movie.
  • Why should someone never speak to a pi? He will go on forever.
  • Did you know why the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was called Sir Cumference? This was because he had way too much pumpkin pi.
  • Why did the police take away pumpkin pi’s driver’s license? Because he did not know when to stop.
  • What is a flock of sheep standing in a circle called? A shepherd’s pi.
  • Who was the detective that solved the math problem? Magnum PI.
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  • What is Pi Day’s official mascot? A pi-thon.
  • Did you know overeating pie is not a sin? Because the sin of pi is always zero.
  • What will a pie chart on procrastination look like? I’m still planning to make it.
  • What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? You’ve got some crust.
  • A mathematician walks into a diner. He asks the waitress for pie. She says: ” 3.14159 26535 “
  • A billboard advertising a pie shop read… Just 3.14 miles away.
  • How do you know your math tutor is hungry? He’ll work for pi.
  • Why did the pie cross the road? She was meat an potato.
  • How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie? 3.14.
  • What is 1.57? Half a pie
  • What do you call a pie protesting on Wall Street? Occu-pie.
  • My wife sat down with half a pie before dinner. Me: Are you really planning to eat pie before dinner? Her: It’s only half a pie. Me: It’s still irrational.
  • What do you get if you chase a pie around the garden? Puff pastry.
  • What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
  • What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie? Puff pastry
  • Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist? Because it needed a filling.
  • After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker’s boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, “If you had 4 Apple Pies and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” Quickly he replied, “If it was you who asked, I’d still have 4.”
  • The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”
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Pie Puns

  • Pie love you with all of my heart.
  • She was really hap-pie today.
  • I’m pie-ning for you.
  • Pie (Hi) there old friend.
  • You’re the apple of my pie.
  • Feast your pies on this.
  • I only have pies for you.
  • I got my pie on you.
  • Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.
  • Hi, sweetie pie!
  • You’re such a cutie pie.
  • You occu-pie my thoughts.
  • She completed the task to pie-fection.
  • Keep your eyes on the pies.
  • Good-pie my friends.
  • Pie’m all ears.
  • Octo-pie – Little baked goods with eight flailing arms.
  • I’m gonna ride my pie-cycle around the neighborhood.
  • Could you sing me a lulla-pie.
  • Don’t invade my pie-vacy.
  • The best pie that money can pie.
  • I read my pie-ble (bible) everyday says the pastor.
  • Pie-lates – The reason pies can keep in shape.
  • S-pie-der – A baked 8 legged creature.
  • Pi – A nerdy mathematical dessert that’s round.
  • Arrgh, it a swashbuckling pie-rate.
  • Pie-rat – A scurvy little rodent with an eye-patch and a hook.
  • Slice, slice baby.
  • Slice to meet you dude.
  • Give piece a chance.

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