Dragon Jokes For Kids That Make Your Fired Up with Laughter

Check out these silly and funny dragon jokes for kids! They are clean and perfect for any age. These hilarious jokes will have everyone laughing their tails off!

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If you love jokes, you’ll really be fired up about our dragon jokes for kids! Dragons are so amazing! They are big and strong, they breathe fire, and just like a good joke, they always bring magic to any story! Your kids will laugh and laugh as they read and share these clever jokes about dragons for kids!

I won’t “dragon” about it, but our dragon jokes for kids are clean and appropriate for any age. Your kids will love memorizing them, and making all their friends laugh! You’ll love that you don’t have to worry or cringe when they tell these jokes over and over again. For more kid-friendly jokes that spark your imagination, check out our dragon knock knock jokes and our mermaid jokes!

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The Best Dragon Jokes for Kids

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Q: What’s a hungry dragon’s favorite day of the week? Chewsday.
Q: What do the best dancing dragons train to compete in? A talon show.
Q: Why are dragons so amazing at making music? They really know their scales.
I want to make a really long, bad lizard joke… But I don’t want to let it dragon.

Q: How can you tell how much a dragon weighs? Well, they come with scales.
Q: What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine’s Day? Third degree burns on your lips.
Q: What do you do with a green dragon? Wait until it ripens!
Q: What type of stories and folktales are dragons famous for? Long tales.
Q: Why can’t dragons play ice hockey? If they breathe fire, the ice melts.
Q: What do you call a dragon who is fantastic at juggling? Talon-ted.
Q: What does a dragon eat for a snack? Firecrackers!
Q: Which hockey team do dragons support? The Red Wings.
Q: What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa? A fire alarm!
Q: How do dragons make holiday plans? They don’t, they just wing it.
Q: Why did the chef feed the dragon spicy salsa? She needed to barbeque some chicken.
Q: Why did the dragon hate to fight knights and swordsmen? He was tired of tinned food.
Q: What’s the most stressful thing about being a dragon? Trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
Q: What’s big and scaley and bounces? A dragon on a trampoline.
Q: What’s the difference between a car and a dragon? A car only has one horn.
Q: What does a dragon like to eat at a restaurant? Hot wings.
Q: What eats more tacos than one dragon? Two dragons.

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Q: Why did the dinosaurs live longer than the dragons? Because they didn’t smoke.
Q: What time is it when a dragon decides to sit on your car? Time to get a new car!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dragon with a smelly skunk? I have no idea, but please don’t make it angry.
Q: Why was the dragon always invited to barbecue Sundays? So he could fire up the grill.
Q: What’s the difference between Hanukkah and dragons? One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
Q: How did the female dragon win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Q: Which side of a dragon has the most scales? The outside!
Q: Where did knights learn to kill dragons? At knight school!
Q: What do you call an angry dragon? An earthquake.
Q: What has four legs, four wings, and a tail? A dragon with spare parts.
Two dragons walk into a bar. One says to the other “It’s hot in here”. The other replies “shut your mouth”.
Q: How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. They don’t have thumbs to change light bulbs, but they’re great at lighting candles.
Q: Why was the dragon wearing green sneakers? Her red ones were in the wash.
Q: What’s the difference between a dragon and a piece of paper? For starters, you can’t make a paper airplane out of a dragon.
Q: How do you get four dragons into a car? Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: What’s the difference between a musical choir of angels and a flight of dragons? The horn section.
Q: Why did the dragon breathe on a map of the earth? Because he wanted to set the world on fire.
Q: What was the dragon doing on the motorway? About 30 miles per hour.
Q: What sport do dragons end up playing when they try to play hockey? Water polo.
Q: What is a dragon’s favorite food? Swiss Charred.

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Q: What ritual do dragons perform right before big games? They get fired up.
Q: Why are dragons so wrinkly? Well, have you ever tried ironing one?
Q: How do you get dragon milk? Find a cow with no back legs.
Q: Why do dragons make good accountants? The economies of scale.
I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z… My friend said, “Wow, that’s a lot of papers you have to fill out!” I said “Yeah, this isn’t even my final form!”
Do you think birds are scary? Imagine Dragons.
Q: Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players? They do it for the experience.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dragon with a unicorn? A magical dragicorn.
Q: Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream? It’ll melt your heart.
Q: Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle? He couldn’t yet spit hot fire.
Q: What is the difference between St George and Santa’s reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh.
I spotted a lizard on a portable toilet. I suspect it was a commode-o-dragon.
Q: What sounds do you hear when dragons decide to use black pepper? The sounds of a fire alarm.
A dragon would never explode, but a dino might.
Q: Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake? He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.
Q: Why don’t you want to listen to a dragon’s story? Because they tend to drag-on!
Q: What did the tired dragon make for dinner? Flamin yawn.
Q: Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book? Because she always starts at the End.
Q: Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning? Because the early beard gets the wyrm.
Q: How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one but it takes 15 episodes.
I recently came up with a pirate-themed tabletop RPG, but then the makers of Dungeons and Dragons found out. They sent me a seas-and-d6 letter.

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Dungeons and Dragons is a lot like Bitcoin. I know it’s popular but I don’t understand it.
History is a lot like Imagine Dragons… It’s repetitive, never really good, and somehow only getting worse.
Q: How do you ruin a dragon’s birthday party? Tell him to blow out the candles on his cake.
Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights!
Q: Why were dragons called rappers during ancient times? Because they used to spit fire.
Q: How do you synthesize/summarise Dragon Ball into one word? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Q: Why did the yellow dragon keep slipping? Banana for scale.
I am thinking about opening a dungeons and dragons themed vacation rental… I’m going to call it Air D&D.
Q: Why do dragons never finish anything on time? Because they like to drag on and on.
Q: Why do dragons like knights? The come with their own pans.
Q: What did the komodo dragon mumma say to her hatchling? You were a snaccident!
Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Crew Dragon rocket. I guess the real joke will be in the comets.

Q: What do you call that friend who will always seize the opportunity to run a Dungeons & Dragons game for your group? A Carpe D.M
My dragon is asleep. He’s dragoff.
Q: What happens when you try to crossbreed a turtle and a dragon? You get a crushed turtle.
Q: How do dragon-type Pokemon solve their disputes? They let bagons be bagons.
Q: What do you call a dragon with no silver? A dron
Q: What do you call a connection between two points in space-time through which only dragons can pass? A wyrmhole.
Q: Why are dragons such good story tellers? Because they have long tails!

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I asked my karate instructor if I’d ever be able to do a dragon punch. He said, “Suuuureyoucan!”
Q: How do you kill the ender dragon? You ender.
Q: Do you know why the Reddit Dragon is yellow? It’s got bananas for scales.
Q: What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight? One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!
My girlfriend smokes a lot, I call her the Dragon… Because she doesn’t exist.
Q: What did the cat say to the dragon? “Meow!”
Q: What do you call a dragon at the North Pole? Lost and surrounded by ice.
Q: What joke will make dragons giggle? They tell people jokes.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dragon. Dragon who? Dragon today and could use a nap.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dragon. Dragon who? You’re dragon your feet again!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fire. Fire who? If I were you, I’d keep away from fire-breathing dragons.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thumping. Thumping who? Thumping tells me there’s a dragon on the loose.
Q: What did the dragon say after receiving a gift for his birthday? Fangs a lot!
Q: What do you call a dragon in a silk gown? Kimono dragon.
Q: Why are model dragons always disappointing? They are never to scale.
Q: What do you call the cow that slayed a dragon? Legendairy.
Q: What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Q: How does Smaug move files from one folder to another? Dragon drop.
Q: What does a dragon have before bedtime? A knight cap.
Q: What time is it when a dragon sits on your bike? Time to get a new bike?
You think musical wizards are weird? Imagine dragons.
Never get into a conversation with a flying reptile. Their conversations always dragon for way too long.
Q: What’s worse than an insult from a leprechaun? A burn from a dragon.
Q: Why didn’t the dragon observe the Sabbath? He only preys on weak knights.

Q: What do you call a Chinese dragon’s beard? Low mane.
Q: What is a dragon’s favorite band? The Flaming Lips.
Q: What did the dragon say to the bad employee? You’re fired.
Q: What’s the difference between Game of Thrones and United Airlines? One has dragons and the other has drag-offs.
Q: Why did the dragon cross the road? He wanted to eat some chicken.
A leprechaun, a walking tree, and a dragon walk into a bar. I should quit drinking.
Q: What does a knight say when he sees a herd of dragons with sunglasses? Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Nacho. Nacho who? That’s not ‘cho taco, and that’s not ‘cho dragon, either!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly peños and dragons never go together.
In the 1840’s a group of dragons got together to travel west. They called it a dragon train.

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