50+ of the Best Butterfly Jokes For Kids

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Calling all butterfly lovers! These butterfly jokes for kids are the perfect to make them laugh and maybe even scare a few butterflies that are in their tummy! These are clean and perfect for everyone who wants a good laugh!

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We love some good jokes, especially when they are kid-friendly! Whether they are fun dragon knock-knock jokes, or some funny bedtime jokes there is always a good laugh pretty much guaranteed. Your kids are going to be fluttering with excitement as you share these jokes with them!

If your kids love butterflies as much as mine do then these jokes will pretty much be on repeat in no time! They are perfect to tell kids of all ages! We love to use them in the car, at bedtime, or even on joke cards for the kids.

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Butterfly Jokes for Kids

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Q: What happens when you throw a piece of butter out of the window?

A: Butterflies.
butterfly jokes for kids question: What happens when you throw a piece of butter out of the window? A: Butterflies on a green background

Q: Why didn’t the butterfly go to the dance?

A: It was a moth ball.

Q: What did the butterfly say when it got attacked?

A: I butterfly away.

Q: What do you call it when a butterfly rules over a kingdom?

A: A monarchy.

I’m really nervous about this bug-eating contest.

I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.

Q: What do you get if you swallow a moth?

A: Butterflies in your tummy!

Q: What do you call a butterfly that’s passing you?

A: A flutterby!

Q: What do New Guinea butterfly babies call their dads?

A: Papua pupa papas.
 
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Q: What do you get if you want a cheap butterfly?

A: A margarinefly!

Q: What did the nervous spider say to the audience?

A: “Forgive me guys, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.”

Q: What do you call a moth in it’s fanciest outfit?

A: A butterly!

Q: What do you call a butterfly that can fly faster than any other butterflies?

A: A betterfly.
butterfly jokes for kids question: What do you call a butterfly that can fly faster than any other butterflies? A: A betterfly. on a pink background

Q: Can you make cheese swim?

A: No, but you can make the butterfly!

Q: What did the butterfly say when it got in trouble?

A: ‘I butterfly away!’

Q: What did the caterpillar say to the butterfly?

A: ‘I just feel like you’ve really changed!’

Q: What did the butterfly say to the shy caterpillar?

A: ‘You just need to come out of your shell!’

Q: What’s a butterfly’s favorite food?

A: Cocoonuts!

Q: How do you eat a butterfly?

A: You spread its wings!

Q: What did the fortune teller say to the caterpillar?

A: ‘I see big changes in your future!’

Q: What do butterflies use to hold up their houses?

A: Cater-pillars!

Q: What’s the biggest insect in the world?

A: The 100m butterfly!

Q: What sort of fly loves bread?

A: A butterfly!
butterfly jokes for kids question: What sort of fly loves bread? A: A butterfly! on a blue background

Q: What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?

A: Nothing.

Q: Why was the butterfly so moody?

A: It was that time of the moth.

Q: What do you call it when an insect has a hardware fetish?

A: A butterfly nut.
 
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Q: What do you call a moth in a supermarket?

A: I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.

Q: What do you call a butterfly with no wings?

A: A caterpillar.

Q: Need anything special to catch a Russian butterfly?

A: Nyet!

Q: While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other?

A: You butterfly!

Q: What do you call Chris Pratt before he turns into a butterfly?

A: A Pratt-erpillar.

Q: What did the butterfly say when he failed his eye exams?

A: “COMPOUND IT!”

Q: Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones?

A: He shat-a-pillar.
butterfly jokes for kids question: Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones? A: He shat-a-pillar on a yellow background

Q: Did any of you hear about the Queens new pet?

A: Its a Monarch butterfly.

Q: What’s one thing that will always give you butterflies no matter what?

A: Caterpillars.

Q: Why did the fly eat all of the butter?

A: He wanted to become a butterfly!

Q: How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach ?

A: Stop eating caterpillars!

Q: How do caterpillars swim?

A: They do the butterfly.

Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?

A: For the doctor to make it get “butter”!

Q: Who is the king of the insects?

A: The Monarch.

Q: How do you get a caterpillar 100 feet in the air?

A: Turn it upside down.

Q: What’s worse than finding a caterpillar when eating an apple?

A: Finding half of it.
 
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Q: What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar?

A: Hey! You look familiar.
butterfly jokes for kids question: What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar? A: Hey! You look familiar on a purple background

Q: What is a caterpillar afraid of?

A: A dog-erpillar!

Q: Which bug is strong enough to work in construction?

A: A Caterpillar.

Q: What do you call a column shaped as a cat?

A: A caterpillar.

Q: Why do butterflies always have good TV reception?

A: They have two antennas.

Q: How do butterflies gather?

A: In-sects.

A fly just fell into my butter…

Now it’s a butterfly!

Q: Why can’t butterflies turn their heads?

A: They don’t have neck-tar.

Since emerging from her cocoon, the butterfly was constipated.

I guess she was a bad pupa.

Q: What do you call a giant butterfly that doesn’t lives in a city?

A: An urban moth.

Q: What do you call a butterfly that eats other butterflies?

A: Hannibal Nectar.
butterfly jokes for kids question: What do you call a butterfly that eats other butterflies? A: Hannibal Nectar on a green background

Q: What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

A: Turns over a new leaf!

Q: How do insects swim?

A: Using the butterfly stroke.

Q: What’s the opposite of Butterfly?

A: Margarine-walk.

Q: What does a chatty caterpillar become?

A: A social butterfly.

I think I’m going to ask out the girl from the pet shop.

She gave me butterflies.

Q: What looks like half a butterfly?

A: The other half.

Q: What did the caterpillar say to the butterfly?

A: Oh,now I know! You changed your hair!

I love raising caterpillars as pets.

It always gives me butterflies.

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