Donut ya wanna hear a good joke? Well, with these hysterical donut jokes for kids you can enjoy a whole dozen donuts because you will be laughing off all the calories with these silly jokes!
I think donuts and jokes might just be everyone’s best friends! So why not combine the two and create an epic list of donut jokes for kids?! Well, guess what? We did just that and created a list of over 100 donut jokes that you all are going to love! These jokes are “holesome”, some may be a little cheese, but they are so fun!
You are going to love sharing these donut jokes with your kids over and over again! They are laugh-out-loud awesome and good clean fun for kids and adults of all ages. Moms and dads thank goodness you won’t have to be on pins and needles wondering if these are safe for the kids to memorize by heart because they are! If you want some more kid-friendly jokes, be sure to check out our butterfly jokes for kids as well as our spy jokes!
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The Best Donut Jokes for Kids
Q: What do you call a store that sells only bagels and donuts?A: Hole Foods.
Q: Where do bakers go on vacation?A: Orlandough, Florida
Q: Have you been eating donuts and driving?A: Your eyes look glazed.
Q: Why do basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?A: They love to dunk them.
I dropped a box of donuts in the parking lots and all the crows are eying them greedily…It’s a tempted murder.
Q: Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?A: They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Q: What did a donut say to another while separating?A: “I donut care anymore.”
Never insult a donut.Some of them have fillings.
Q: Why did the boy stop eating donuts?A: Because he got bored with the hole thing.
Q: What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?A: Frosty the Dough-man!
Q: Why did the donut visit a cardiologist?A: Because of the hole in its heart.
Q: Did you hear about the police seige at the donut factory robbery?A: The bad guys came out with all buns glazing.
Q: Why do you need to buy new clothes after buying donuts?A: Because donuts make your existing clothes shrink.
Q: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?A: A plane (plain) donut!
Q: Which pastry is the most religious?A: The donut. Its holiness cannot be denied.
Q: How does the gym instructor say after having loads of desserts?A: “I donut care anymore”.
Q: What is the baker’s favorite charity fundraiser?A: Dollars to Donuts.
Q: Where is the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts?A: Hole Foods.
Q: What is Homer Simpson’s favorite snack?A: D’oh nuts
Q: How would you brand a cop basketball team?A: Dunkin donuts. Everyone knows that the police force loves donuts.
Q: What did the coffee say after the donut asked him a math problem?A: I donut know.
Q: What did the donut say to the munchin?A: Your complete me!
The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.— Oscar Wilde
Q: What did the basketball player who loved donuts say after the match?A: Let’s go to Dunkin donuts for the hole food protein!
I allow myself only one donut per year.This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Q: What do you get when you plant a donut?A: A pastree.
You need to understand the difference between want and need.Like I want abs, but I need donuts.
Q: What song did the motivational donut leader sing?A: Donut stop believing.
A sheep, two donuts, and a snake walked into a restaurant.Bah-Dunk-Dunk, Sssss.
Q: What do you call a Jamaican donut?A: Cinnamon.
Q: Found out I can’t have donuts without u.A: They become don’ts.
Q: Why couldn’t the donut mention the favorite part of his body?A: Because he glazed over that part.
Q: What do you get if you plant a dough nut?A: A dough tree.
Q: What do you call a cute donut?A: A-dough-rable.
Q: What did you tell the shopkeeper at the grocery store?A: Donut mind me, I am here for the hole food.
Q: Why did the donut decide to become a priest?A: It always felt very hole-y!
Q: Why would the people call bagels and donuts the same?A: Because the donut see the difference.
Q: What does a donut wear to a wedding?A: A tuxe-dough.
Q: How can you justify donuts being healthy?A: Because they are included in the hole food category.
Q: Why did the donut start going to therapy?A: It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Q: What did donut say to the icing?A: The donut romantically told the icing, “You complete me, darling!”
I eat a donut every day.But slowly I’m getting tired of the hole thing.
Q: What did the people say when donut graduated?A: They cheered, saying, “He passed with frying crullers”.
Q: Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?A: It always went back four seconds?
Q: What kind of nut doesn’t have a shell?A: A donut.
Q: What do you call a Boston crème do-nut that’s a straight A student?A: The cream of the crop.
Q: What did the sign on the baker’s door read when she wanted to be alone?A: Donut disturb.
Q: What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?A: Anecdoughtal evidence!
Q: Why did the baker stop making donuts?A: He was fed up with the hole thing.
Q: Why do donuts hate puns so much?A: They donut like to joke around!
Q: What is the best way to have a well-rounded diet?A: Eat donuts.
Q: What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?A: An antidought!
I hate donuts without holes.They’re always so full of themselves.
Q: Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?A: He was stuffed.
My son was insisting that he should just have donuts for breakfast.I pointed out the holes in his arguments.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the donut?A: Probably not, it was crummy!
A donut, a cupcake, and an ice cream cone crossed the road.The streets were oddly desserted that night.
Q: Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?A: The Sahara dessert!
Q: What do you call a donut with no holes?A: A dnut.
Q: Why did the mother return a donut?A: Because there was a hole in it.
The donut shop got robbed.The burglars said they chose it because the shop was rolling in the dough.
Q: What do you call a pastry that is a priest?A: A Holy Donut!
Q: What’s under the Pillsbury Doughboy’s apron?A: Donuts.
Q: What did one donut say to the other?A: I donut care.
Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist?A: To get a filling.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?A: Fry-day!
Q: What did the taco say to the depressed donut?Taco: Want to taco bout it? Donut: I donut know what to say.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?A: Hole-y water!
Q: Anybody go to the donut party?A: I heard it was jam packed.
Q: What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?A: “Donut hole me back.”
Q: What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?A: If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
Q: What do you call uncivilized donuts?A: Bavarians.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?A: Wow! Donut seeds!
Q: Ever heard of French Donuts?A: They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Q: If Johnny buys seventeen donuts every Monday and eats twelve of them each Wednesday, what is Johnny left with at the end of the year?A: Diabetes.
Q: Why did the donut go to a therapist?A: He felt empty inside.
Q: How do you remove the inherent bureaucracy that’s plaguing the donut industry?A: Cut out the middle, man.
Q: What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?A: “Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
A person at the store asked me if doughnuts are healthy.I don’t know, but I never met a sick one in my entire life.
Q: What’s the healthiest part of a donut?A: The middle.
Q: What are strange donuts made out of?A: Weird-doughs.
If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.— Lewis Black
I really want to start a donut shop.But I don’t have enough dough.
Q: What’s the National Donut Day theme song?A: “Donut Stop Believing.”
Q: What’s a basketball player’s favorite donut shop?A: Dunkin’ Donuts.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Donut who?Donut ask, it’s a secret!
CIA, who?CI ate your last donut!
Donut Who?Donut forget to close the door!
Justin who?Justin time to make donuts!
I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was,“I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”
Q: What’s the best thing to put in a donut?A: Your teeth.
Q: How does Bob Marley like his donuts?A: Wi’ jam in.
Donut be jelly.
Q: Why did the donut go to the doctor?A: It was feeling crummy.
Do or donut,there is no try.
Q: What did an angry donut say to his wife?A: Donut talk to me.
Q: What did papa donut say to son donut?A: You donut know the amount of love I have for you.
Q: What kind of windows do donuts prefer?A: Double glazed.
Donut worry…Just be happy!
Q: What happened to the renegade donuts?A: They went down in a glaze of glory.
Donuts are…happiness with confetti as sprinkles on top!
Q: Why are doughnuts so good at golf?A: Because they always have a hole in one.
Q: Why did the daughter start eating donuts?A: Because her mother said, “You better eat hole foods”.
Q: Why do donuts make terrible teachers?A: They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Q: What would you call a cute and sassy donut?A: Glazing adoughrable.
Q: How can you spot a fashionista donut?A: They’re into all the latest glazes.
Q: What do the donuts do on their dates?A: The two end up glazing in each other’s eyes.
Donut underestimate the power of baked goods.
It’s your birthday;let’s donuts!
Donut judge me.
Donut go breaking my heart.
Donut ever let me go.
You’ve really got a hole on me.
You drive me glazy.
Let’s go glazy.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?A: “Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Hole me closer, tiny donut.
Q: What did the sad man say to the man at the dessert counter?A: Donut kill my vibe!
Q: What would the donut go to the dentist a second time?A: He wanted to get the chocolate filling.
Do you have a favorite donut joke for kids that we can add to the list? Share it in the comments!
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