The Best Mouse Jokes For Kids That Make You Squeak!

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The Best Mouse Jokes for Kids

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Q: How does a mouse feel after taking shower?

A: Squeaky clean!
Mouse Jokes For Kids Question: How does a mouse feel after taking shower? A: Squeaky clean! a on a brown background

Q: What dessert did the mommy cat get after her Mother’s Day dinner?

A: Chocolate Mouse!

Q: What did the lazy cat say to the mouse?

A: Catch ya later.

Q: What do mice do when they’re at home?

A: Mousework!

Q: What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse?

A: Sir!

Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?

A: Mice cream and cake!

Q: What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?

A: A mouseketeer!
 
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Q: What kind of car does a mouse drive?

A: A mini van.

Q: What kind of shoes do mice wear?

A: Squeakers!

Q: What mouse was a Roman emperor?

A: Julius Cheeser!
Mouse Jokes For Kids Question: What mouse was a Roman emperor? A: Julius Cheeser! a on a gray background

Q: What’s the difference between mouse and computer mouse?

A: The tail of mouse is at the back and that of the computer mouse is at the front!

Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

A: When you’re a mouse.

Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

A: When it is raining cats and dogs!

Q: Where do hamsters come from?

A: Hamsterdam.

Q: Where do mice get a new tail?

A: From the re-tail store!

Q: Who do mice pray to?

A: Cheesus.

Q: Why did the computer squeak?

A: Because someone stepped on it’s mouse!

Q: Why did the computer teacher scream?

A: They saw a mouse.

Q: Why did the mouse eat a candle?

A: For some light refreshment!

Q: Why do mice have long tails?

A: Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Mouse Jokes For Kids Question: Why do mice have long tails? A: Well, they'd look silly with long hair! a on a gray background

Q: Why do mice need oiling?

A: Because they squeak!

Q: Why don’t elephants use computers?

A: Because they’re afraid of the mouse.

Q: What did the man say when he got fired from his job as a rodent keeper?

A: “I’m not going to be a Mice Guy anymore.”

Q: Why are mice scared of swimming in the water?

A: Because of all the catfish in it!

Q: What is a mouse’s favorite type of cheese?

A: Mouseralla.

Q: How did the mice in the house communicate when the homeowner got a cat?

A: The mice communicated by using Mouse Code of dots, dashes, and squeaks.

Q: What did the mouse and his wife do after they fought over who will eat the cheese?

A: They compro-miced and had half of it each.

Q: What does a mouse do to get rid of callouses on its feet?

A: They use a pu-mice.

Q: What is the gray and hairy thing growing on the face of a mouse?

A: Mouse-tache.

Q: What is a mysterious mouse with a hidden identity known as?

A: An anony-mouse.
Mouse Jokes For Kids Question: What is a mysterious mouse with a hidden identity known as?  A: An anony-mouse. a on a brown background

Q: Why do mice stay inside when the sky is overcast with clouds?

A: Because it might rain cats and dogs.

Q: What will happen if you can make mice dance to your tunes?

A: You will have a mice-tro.

Q: What is the favorite musical instrument of a mouse?

A: The mouse-organ.

Q: What is a mouse that is always outside on the roads called?

A: A roadent.
 
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Q: How can you make a drowning mouse recover after saving him?

A: By using the mouse to mouse resuscitation.

Q: Why did the mouse get arrested?

A: He was caught stealing mouse-tard.

Q: What did the pastor say to the mouse who hadn’t visited the Church for quite a long period of time?

A: “I want to talk to you about Cheesus.”

The small, furry mouse from Europe always went to Czechy Cheese to celebrate her birthday.

Q: What game do most baby mice like to play with their friends?

A: The hide and squeak game.

Q: What should you say to a mouse if you take a picture of them?

A: “Say cheese!”
Mouse Jokes For Kids Question: What should you say to a mouse if you take a picture of them?  A: "Say cheese!" a on a gray background

Q: What do mice do when it is mid of December?

A: They exchange Chris-mouse cards.

Q: Why did the mouse scream when he broke his tooth?

A: Because he has hard cheese.

Q: What is the ideal cozy type of house for a small, furry mouse?

A: Cottage cheese.

Q: What do mice say to each other when they meet for the very first time?

A: It is so mice to meet you!

Q: What type of music is a mouse’s least favorite in the entire world?

A: Trap music.

Q: What is the name of the popular German mouse who launched a supermarket?

A: Stuart Lidl.

Q: Where do most posh and rich mice go to when they need a hotel room?

A: The Stilton.

Q: Why was the mouse thrown out of the exam hall when the exam was in process?

A: Because he was cheesing.

Q: Why was the mouse laughing so hard at the mice joke?

A: Because he was a-moused.

Q: What does the early bird say when they spot a mouse?

A: I will have to cheese my prey.
Mouse Jokes For Kids Question: What does the early bird say when they spot a mouse? A: I will have to cheese my prey. a on a brown background

Q: Why does Edward Scissorhands dislike using computer mouses?

A: He always uses the shortcut keys.

Q: What did the angry anony-mouse say when the cursor asked about his identity?

A: I am the only mouse that clicks.

Q: Why can a mouse never let go of a PC?  

A: Because its tail is always stuck in a monitor.

Q: What interface was made in medieval times with the help of a mouse made from dragon poop?

A: The ‘dragon drop’ interface.

Q: What does a computer mouse say when you give it a cookie?

A: Can you use it for your browsing?

Q: Why did the computer squeak?

A: Because someone accidentally stepped on its mouse.

Q: What do you call a mouse that doesn’t walk, drink, or eat?

A: A computer mouse.

Q: What do you call a mouse that is very tech-savvy?

A: A computer mouse.

Q: What do you call a mouse that plays videogames all day?

A: A gaming mouse.

Q: What is a computer mouse’s favorite thing to eat?

A: Microchips.
Mouse Jokes For Kids Question: What is a computer mouse's favorite thing to eat? A: Microchips. a on a gray background

Q: What’s a mouse’s favorite food?

A: Bubble and squeak!

Q: What’s a rodent’s favorite winter sport?

A: Mice skating!

Q: What’s cold and squeaks?

A: A mice-icle!

Q: Why shouldn’t you make a mouse angry?

A: Because they get furry-us!

Q: What do little mice read?

A: Fairy tails!

Q: What do mice sit on?

A: Fur-niture!

Q: What do you call a mouse who fixes teeth?

A: A rodentist!

Q: What’s a mouse’s favourite Steven Spielberg movie?

A: Paws!
 
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Q: Why do mice eat cheese?

A: Yogurt is too messy!

Q: What’s a mouse’s favorite action movie?

A: The Fast and the Furryious!
Mouse Jokes For Kids Question: What's a mouse's favorite action movie? A: The Fast and the Furryious! a on a gray background

Q: Why don’t elephants like computers?

A: They’re scared of the mouse!

Q: What do a mouse and a hay bale have in common?

A: The cat’lle eat it!

Q: What’s grey and has a trunk?

A: A mouse going on holiday!

Q: Why are mice so good at self portraits?

A: They really pay attention to de-tail!

Q: What do mice use to play their music?

A: A wireless squeaker!

Q: Where do rodents come from?

A: Miceland!

Q: What does a mouse call a bat?

A: A show-off!

Q: What’s a rodent’s least favorite board game?

A: Mousetrap!

Q: What makes mice so good at sewing?

A: Their tail-ors!

Q: What do mice do when they move into a new place?

A: Have a mousewarming!
Mouse Jokes For Kids Question: What do mice do when they move into a new place? A: Have a mousewarming! a on a brown background

Q: Have you heard the new mouse joke?

A: It’s very cheesy!

Q: What’s a mouse’s favourite plant?

A: Rodent-dendrum!

Q: What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

A: Mice cubes!

Q: What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

A: Dirty looks from the mouse !

Q: What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?

A: A thin mouse!

Q: What goes eek, eek, bang?

A: A mouse in a minefield!

Q: What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

A: Stalagmice!

Q: What’s a mouse’s least favorite record ?

A: What’s up Pussycat!

Q: Who is king of all the mice?

A: Mouse Tse Tung!

Q: What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?

A: Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Mouse Jokes For Kids Question: What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse? A: Getting it to fit over a bucket! a on a gray background

Q: Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?

A: Mickey Moose!

Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!

Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo?

A: ‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!

Q: What squeaks as it solves crimes?

A: Miami mice!

Q: What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?

A: Three blind mice!

Q: What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family?

A: Mice too meet you.

Q: What is small, furry and smells like bacon?

A: A hamster!

Q: Is there a mouse in the house?

A: No, but there’s a moose on the loose!

Q: What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A: A mouse sandwich!

Q: What do you call a mouse with no balls?

A: Optical
Mouse Jokes For Kids Question: What do you call a mouse with no balls? A: Optical a on a brown background

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