100+ Best Chicken Jokes That Make You Cluck With Laughter

Ready to cluck with laughter? This is not a drill because these chicken jokes will have you clucking in no time!

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Ready to roost your eyes on some good jokes that are sure to make your friends and family laugh? These chicken jokes are just what you have been searching for! They will make you giggle and cluck and have a good time as you pluck through these jokes to find your favorite!

Don’t worry; you won’t pluck some new feathers with these chicken jokes because they are kid-friendly and good for chicken fans of all ages!

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Best Chicken Jokes

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Q: What do chickens grow on? Eggplants
Q: What do chickens tell scary stories about? The Poultrygeist
Q: What sounds does a negative rooster make? Cock a doodle don’t
Q: Why did everyone laugh at the chicken? She was a real comedihen
Q: What do chickens dance to? Henhouse music.
Q: Why are chickens always doing pushups at the gym? Because they like to workout their pecks!
Q: Who is a chicken’s favorite composer? Bach!

Q: Why do chickens make the best dance partners? Because they love shaking their tail feathers!
Q: A Tyson farmer has gone missing… The police suspect fowl play.
Q: How does a rooster make sure he is on time to crow every morning? He uses an alarm cluck!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again? A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Q: Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order? Attila the Hen
Q: Why do chickens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Q: Why did the chickens try and escape? They felt cooped up.
Q: What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly? Chicken
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Q: What do you call it when a hen takes a rooster’s place in the morning? Alarm clucks.
Q: What do sick chickens get? Human-pox.
Q: Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter? She was no spring chicken.
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a guitar? A chicken that makes music when you pluck it.

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Q: What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie? A chick flick.
Q: How do baby chickens dance? Chick-to-chick.
Q: A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars zooming past while he waits for a break in traffic. A chicken walks up to him and says, “Don’t do it, man. You’ll never hear the end of it.”
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell? An alarm cluck.
Q: What does a chicken consider a romantic date? peck-nic in the park!
Q: Why do chickens make great banjo players? Because they are great pluckers!
Q: What do you call a hen who haunts a chicken farm? A poultry-geist!
Q: Why do chickens always seem to ride the bench during a baseball game? They are notorious for fowling out!
Q: Why do hens always live in the moment? Because they don’t like to count their chickens before they hatch!
Q: What is a chicken’s favorite fantasy film? Lord of the Wings!
Q: Why do chickens make the worst dates? Because they are cheep!
Q: Why do chickens love Tiffany Haddish and Ali Wong? Because they love a good comedi-hen!
Q: Why did the hen miss work? She was feeling a little under the feather!
Q: How does a chicken always end a date? With a peck on the cheek!
Q: What is a baby chick’s favorite game? Beak-a-boo!
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a chicken? A peckyderm.
Q: Why don’t chickens like people? They beat eggs
Q: Which US state has the most chickens? Yolklahoma.
Q: Which US state do chickens avoid? Kentucky.
Q: What do chickens fear the most? The Apeckalypse.

Q: Why did the young rooster act like his dad? Like feather, like son.
Q: What do poetic chickens enjoy? Spoken word poultry
Q: Why are some chickens treated better than others? Because of the pecking order.
Q: Why do people pinch their nose when walking past the chicken coop? Because of the fowl odor.
Q: How do you get a chicken to read your blog? Cluckbait.
Q: Why did the rooster never come home to his hen? He was free range.
Q: Why did the rooster go to KFC? He wanted to see the chicken strip.
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer
Q: What day of the week are chickens afraid of? Fry-day!
Q: What do you call a great chicken? Impeckable
Q: Why didn’t the chicken go to KFC? It wasn’t on her bucket list.
Q: How do you send a chicken a letter? In a henvelope.
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
Q: What do young chickens like to watch? Chick flicks.
Q: What do confused chickens lay? Scrambled eggs
Q: What side of the chicken has the most feathers? The outside.
Q: Why don’t chicks stop making noise? Talk is cheep.
Q: What do chicken philosophers think about? The meaning of eggsistence
Q: What happens when hens and roosters get together? It’s eggciting.
Q: What does a hen say when she lays an egg? Eggscuse me.

Q: What do chickens call it when you crack an egg? An eggsecution.
Q: Why did the policeman interrogate the egg? To make it crack.
Q: What do you do if you see a hen laying? Egg her on.
Q: How do chickens like their eggs? Hatched.
Q: How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up.
Q: What do you call someone who knows everything about how chickens are born? An eggspert.
Q: Why did the hen show off her eggs? To set a good egg-xample.
Q: What did the counsellor say to the egg? Say no to crack.
Q: What advice do you give a farmer who’s had some eggs stolen? Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
Q: Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken
Q: Why was the chicken different to the others? Because she was a little eggcentric.
Q: What happens if someone cracks an egg on your head? The yolk’s on you
Q: How do you know if an egg joke is good? If it cracks you up.
Q: What did the one egg say to the other egg? Last one out’s a rotten egg.
Q: What do chickens study in school? Eggonomics
Q: How do you test a chicken’s knowledge of Eggonomics? Eggzams.
Q: Why did the chicken lay an egg every day? She had hendurance.
Q: When you rub an egg, what does the chicken inside feel? Egg-static
Q: What do you do with a shy chick? Try get it to come out of its shell.
Q: What do you think of these egg jokes? They aren’t all they were cracked up to be.

Q: Why did the man order a chicken and an egg off Amazon? To see which came first.
Q: Why did the hen only lay in Winter? She was no spring chicken
Q: What happens if you put an egg in the microwave? It eggsplodes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the chicken run across the road? To get to the other side faster.
Q: Why did the chicken run across the road? Because the lights were about to change!
Q: Why did the turkey run across the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? Just to cock a doodle do something.
Q: Why did the penguin cross the road? Because the chicken was busy.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance.
Q: Why did the chicken and the egg race across the road? To see which came first, the chicken or the egg!
Q: What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion.
Q: Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter? She was no spring chicken.

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