80 Best Volcano Jokes For Kids

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Best Volcano Jokes for Kids

A man called to find out if he would be able to get insurance if the volcano near his house erupted,

he was assured that he’d be covered.
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The volcano did not have any money…

because it went bank-erupt.

In Greece, when a volcano erupts everyone gets together to enjoy some Bak-lava!

Q: What does a baby volcano calls his volcano mom?

A: Mag-ma.
 
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Q: What do you call a volcano who watches TV all day?

A: Inactive

Q: What did the volcano say at dinner time?

A: I’d really lava pizza right now!

Q: What do you call a volcano that never erupts?

A: A mountain

Q: How can you tell when a volcano is angry?

A: They blow their top!

Q: When’s the best time to make a volcano joke?

A: When the dust settles!

Q: What did the dinosaur say to the pig when they saw a volcano explode?

A: Isn’t it a lava-ly day?
Volcano Jokes for Kids Questions: What did the dinosaur say to the pig when they saw a volcano explode? A: Isn't it a lava-ly day? on a orange background

Q: Why should you never kick a volcano?

A: You might Krakatoa!

Q: Why was the volcano bad-mannered?

A: They kept interrupting!
 
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Q: Did you see the volcano in South America that blew its top?

A: With all of the cloud cover, it must be Chile.

Q: What do you say to a group of volcanoes messing around in class?

A: You’re erupt to no good!

Q: What do you say to a volcano who’s being dramatic?

A: Stop overreacting!

Q: What do you call a mountain with hiccups?

A: A volcano

Q: What do you get if you cross a volcano with a lightbulb?

A: A lava lamp!

Q: What type of music does a volcano listen to?

A: Rock!

Q: What do you sometimes find on the face of a volcano?

A: A must-ash.

I was telling this joke about a volcano today at work.

The whole place erupted.
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People began paying the Hawaiian volcano goddess to lie down from time to time.

They’re calling it a pay lay.

Q: What did the volcano say to earth?

A: I’m going to explode if you don’t stop pressuring me.

Q: How do volcanos feel about jokes?

A: They LAVA good joke!

Q: What volcano has caused the most foot injuries?

A: Krakatoa

Q: Who would want to take a ring to a volcano?

A: Elijah Would
 
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Q: Why doesn’t anyone want to be friends with a volcano?

A: Volcanoes are massive ashholes.

Q: What did the volcano say to his girlfriend?

A: I lava you and think you’re so hot.

Q: What did the mama volcano say to the baby volcano when it wet the bed?

A: It’s ok you are just incontinent.

Q: What’s a Frenchman’s favorite part of a volcano?

A: The oh la la lava!

Q: What is a volcano’s favourite game?

A: The floor is lava!
Volcano Jokes for Kids Questions: What is a volcano's favourite game? A: The floor is lava! on a red background

Q: Where do volcanoes go when they need a wee?

A: The lava-tory!

Q: What happens when you tell a joke to a volcano?

A: They erupt with laughter!

Q: Are you a volcano?

A: Because I lava you so much!

Q: How does a volcano greet at a snowman?

A: Nice to melt you.

Q: What happened when the last European volcano erupted?

A: It Bratislava.

Q: Why did people think the volcano was funny?

A: It was full of laugh-va.

Volcanoes erupt with laughter when they are told a joke.

Even though the Calbuco volcano is too hot as of now,

everything around it is Chile.

Tom argued that earthquakes are a lot worse than volcanoes as volcanoes are really cool.

Emery shook his head, saying his argument was on shaky ground.

Greeks play a lot of classical music by volcanoes,

they just love the Bach-lava!
Volcano Jokes for Kids Questions: Greeks play a lot of classical music by volcanoes,  they just love the Bach-lava! on a red background

When a volcano needs the toilet he visits the lava-tory.

The bird that lost all its feathers in a volcano was moltin’.

You should never trust a volcano,

they erupt to no good at all.
 
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The police arrested the electrons from the volcanic eruption and they were charged under extraordinary circumstances.

A man made a post about volcanic eruptions and the post got hundreds of likes.

You could say that the post blew up!

The news has been full of stories about volcanic eruptions and lava flows of late.

They’re really hot right now.

The Krakatoa eruption harmed the ears of people around.

Krakatoa? More like Krakaneara.

It might be a bit too soon for us to make jokes about volcanoes…

I guess we should wait until the dust settles, at least.

Watch out never to int-erupt a volcano when she is talking to you!

You can’t really force volcano puns. Good volcano puns should just flow.

Volcano Jokes for Kids Questions: You can't really force volcano puns. Good volcano puns should just flow. on a orange background

Volcano puns are puns of great magma-tude.

A volcano always gets invited to all the best parties because he is such a blast!

A great student of volcanology will graduate magma cum laude!

Studying volcanoes can really be tuff.

A lava rock left his job today at the volcano,

because he was being taken for granite.

A cute volcano is truly lava-ble.

The mom volcano asked the dad volcano,

“Honey, do you lava me the same way I lava you?”

John’s wife says that adults shouldn’t play ‘The Floor Is Lava’,

but John is on the fence.

‘The Floor Is Lava’ is an amazing game,

however,

it has a fatal floor.

Ten samples of 6.02 x 10²³ molecules of lava are called Mole-ten rock.

Volcano Jokes for Kids Questions: Ten samples of 6.02 x 10²³ molecules of lava are called Mole-ten rock. on a orange background

If you happen to ever drop a volcanic rock on your foot,

you’ll Krakatoa.
 
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If Dwayne Johnson was from Malta, you could you call him lava,

since he would be the Maltan Rock.

A volcanic rock never goes to school,

he is a skipping stone!

Volcanic rocks like to sleep in bedrocks!

Volcanic rocks enjoy eating pom-a-granites.

Geologists have got absolutely no interpersonal skills,

that’s because they only date rocks.

Q: Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

A: Because he was so magmanimous.

Q: What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

A: HTMelt

Scientists say that Yellowstone super-volcano is overdue for an eruption.

Apparently the volcano has eruptile dysfunction.

Q: What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

A: Eruptile dysfunction.

The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now…

But everything around it is Chile.
Volcano Jokes for Kids Questions: The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now... But everything around it is Chile. on a orange background

Q: What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

A: That ash.

Q: What do you call a toilet perched on top of an active volcano?

A: The lavatory

Q: What does Sean Connery’s nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

A: They’re both ash-holes.

Here in California, when a bridge falls down,

we know it must be San Andreas’ Fault!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Interrupting mountain

Interrup—

VOLCANO!!!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Volcano.

Volcano who?

Volcano who cries! Because, Mommy, volcanoes don’t really cry.

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I believe the latest volcano eruption…

…was an inside job.

If a volcano gets good grades in college…

…does it graduate magma cum laude?
Volcano Jokes for Kids Questions: If a volcano gets good grades in college... ...does it graduate magma cum laude?  on a red background

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