Looking for some sweet jokes to share with your friends? These family-friendly chocolate jokes for kids are just what you need to make everyone melt with laughter!
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The Best Chocolate Jokes for Kids
Q: Why did the doughnut visit the dentist?A: He needed a chocolate filling!
Q: What do you callstolen cocoa?A: Hot chocolate!
Q: What fruit loves chocolate?A: A cocoa-nut!
Q: Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?A: He wanted chocolate milk!
Q: What dessert can fly a spaceship?A: A chocolate chip wookie!
Q: What kind of candy is never on time?A: A chocoLATE!
Q: What do you get when you cross beer with a chocolate bar?A: A choco-Light!
Q: What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?A: Chocolate chimp!
Q: What do you call a lambcovered in chocolate?A: A candy baa!
Q: What do you call an extra sweet cookie?A: A chocolate chip cutie!
Q: What do you getwhen you dip a kittenin chocolate?A: A kitty kat bar!
Q: What is an astronautsfavorite chocolate?A: Mars bar!
Q: What do you call an avalanche of marshmallows, nuts, and chocolate?A: A rocky road!
Q: What Valentine’s Day candy is only for girls?A: HER-SHE’s Kisses.
Q: What do parrots say when they see a candy bar?A: Cao-cao! Cao-cao!
Q: What do candy bars need to write to get a degree?A: A dessert-ation!
Q: What kind of Valentine’s Day candy is never on time?A: ChocoLATE
Q: What do you get when you cross a red racing car, nuts, and chocolate?A: A Ferrari Rocher!
Q: What’s the best part of Valentine’s Day?A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Q: Why did the chocolate-hazelnut truffle stand out in a crowd?A: He was nutty!
Q: What food is crazy about Valentine’s Day chocolates?A: A cocoa-nut.
Q: Why was the chocolate Easter egg sad?A: He was hollow inside!
Q: What was the French cat’s favorite Valentine’s Day dessert?A: Chocolate mousse
Q: What do three men and fluffy nougat covered in chocolate have in common?A: Three Musketeers!
Q: What did the M&M go to college?A: Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Q: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?A: Because it lost its filling.
Q: How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?A: 3.14159265…
Q: How can you tell there are chocolate chip cookies in the oven?A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
Q: What did the astronaut say when he stepped on a chocolate bar?A: I just set foot on Mars.
Q: Which chocolate is in the baseball Hall of Fame?A: Babe Ruth.
Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Q: How do you know it’s cold outside?A: When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream.
Q: What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?A: Decad-ant
Candy who?Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?
Chalk who?Chocolate is my favorite for Valentine’s Day.
Q: What’s the opposite of chocolate?A: Choco-EARLY.
Q: What happens before it rains chocolate?A: It sprinkles.
Q: What do you call a cow with a stutter?A: Cacao.
Q: Why is Toblerone triangular?A: So it fits in the box.
Q: How did the hipster burn his mouth on hot chocolate?A: He drank it before it was cool.
Q: What’s the difference between a man dressed in robes and a king enrobed in chocolate?A: Cocoa nib-ility!
Q: What’s the sun’s favorite chocolate bar?A: A Milky Way.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a chocolate bar?A: A cow-cow!
Q: What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?A: A PayDay.
Q: Why did the dark chocolate truffle give everyone the cold shoulder?A: He thought he was bitter than everyone!
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn’t that funny.So I just snickered.
There are two types of people in this world:People who love chocolate and liars.
Q: How would you describe eating a mint-chocolate candy bar?A: As an enjoy-mint!
Q: What Christmas carol do candy bars sing?A: Almond Joy To The World.
Q: Why did the boy cry?A: Because he wanted s’more chocolate!
Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty?They had a Babe Ruth.
Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had his ear bitten off.
One said “Happy Easter!” What did the other one say?“Huh?”
I opened a Mars bar once.I discovered martians love gin.
Life is like a box of chocolates…Mostly disappointing.
A seven-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate bars are bad for you.”
The boy looks over and responds, “My great grandfather lived to be 105.”
The man replies, “And he ate that much chocolate?”“No,” says the boy. “But he minded his own business.”
For their summer holiday, the chocolate couple rented a two-bedroom sweet.
That was really dairy of you to throw a chocolate bar at me in the street.
You can only drink hot chocolate all year long if you are cocoa-nuts.
Q: Why is chocolate the best gift to give a loved one?A: Because chocolate makes the heart grown fondue!
Don’t fight with me over chocolate because I am not someone to be truffled with!
Q: Why did the chocolate bar get kicked out of the bar?A: Because he was starting truffle!
The electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor is shock-a-lot.
Q: Why did the chocolate ice cream go to jail?A: He was confected of causing cavities!
Talking is frowned at in the local chocolate factory,so I only wispa when I get there.
Q: Why did the chocolate bar get cold?A: Because he wasn’t wearing a sweeter!
Q: What is the most attractive drink?A: A hot chocolate.
Q: Why do candy bars make excellent lawyers?A: Because they always pass the bar exams!
Q: Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?A: Because it makes you break out!
Q: Why do milk chocolate truffles like sky diving?A: Because they’re dairy-ing!
A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars.
I asked if I could have 2.He said, “No. You can taek-won-do.”
Q: Why was the dairy milk chocolate bar confused?A: He couldn’t milk up his mind!
In case you were wondering, chocolate identifies as female.Preferred pronouns are Her/she.
Q: What did the truffle and the chocolate bar do when the latest Chocolat movie came out!A: They went to choc it out!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
Q: What do you call a man who hunts chocolate bars?A: A Bounty hunter!
So I try to eat healthy.But every time I try, a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
Q: Why did the candy bar get hired?A: Because he was very a-dipped at his job!
Q: Why couldn’t the lady give up chocolate?A: Because she wasn’t a quitter!
My cousin works in a chocolate shop.He works behind the bar.
Q: Why did the chocolate bar blush?A: Because he was bar-e!
Q: What do you get when you refused to give your dog chocolate?A: Chocolate bark and maybe even a choco-bite!
I ordered a chocolate clock from Amazon a few months ago and it hasn’t arrived yet.Boy, it’s taking its sweet time getting here.
Q: What do chocolate bars book when they go away for a weekend?A: A hotel sweet!
People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema.
Well…I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve.
Q: What did the dark chocolate bar say when the milk chocolate bar canceled their date?A: How dairy!
I once saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg.
I said to him, “I bet I could guess your favorite holiday!”He replied, “Have to love Easter, baby.”
Q: Why did the thief steal the candy bar?A: Because it was a 100 Grand bar!
I put my friend’s chocolate bars in different wrappers. Needless to say…He got his Snickers in a Twix.
Q: Where do candy bars hang out on a plane?A: At the Sky Bar!
I saw an article about people snorting chocolate powder for a rush.They wanted a Quik high.
Q: Why couldn’t the candy bar screw the lightbulb in?A: Because he was an Aero-head!
Q: Why are they called s’mores?A: Because you always want another one!
Q: What do you call a dancing candy bar that got sent back in time to the 1920s?A: A Charleston Chew!
Q: Why was the chocolate bar always grumpy?A: He was ill temper-ed!
Q: What do chocolate bars and jokes have in common?A: They can both be cracked!
Q: Why didn’t the candy bar get locked up for eating chocolate?A: It was not a cream!
Q: Which is the clumsiest candy bar?A: The Butterfinger!
Q: Why wouldn’t the chocolate truffle answer anyone’s calls?A: He was desfondant!
Q: Which is a chocoholics’ favorite kind of party?A: One that’s choco-lit!
Q: Which chocolates are less likely to help you out when you’re in trouble?A: Semi-sweet ones!
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