Ready for some crazy funny mountain jokes for kids of all ages that include teenagers and adults? Then these jokes are just what you are looking for! They are clean, family friendly and won’t make you cringe when your kids start telling them day after day!

If you are climbing a mountain or headed to the mountains then you may just want to be prepared with some fantastic mountain jokes for kids.
Jokes are the perfect ice breaker, smile starter, mood changer activity. A good joke can change a frown upside down and these mountain jokes for kids will do it no matter where you are! Grab these fun jokes as well as our kindness jokes for laughter all day and night!
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Funny Mountain Jokes for Kids


- Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain and a soda? A Mountain dew
- Q: What do you call a smart mountain? Mount Cleverest
- Q: Why did mountain love watching comedy movies? Because they’re hill-areas!Tweet
- Q: What did the son answer his father when he asked if would you like to go mountain climbing in Nepal? He said, “Sher, pa”
- Q: What do you call a mom mountain that doesn’t sleep? Mt. Never-rest
- Q: How are mountains able to see? They peak!
- Q: What mountain is always in a hurry? Mount Rushmore.
- Q: Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
- Q: How does mountain reacts to a good movie? It Alp-ed
- Q: What is the most alarming mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
- Q: Who is 25th Mount President? President Mount Mckinley
- Q: Where does the mountain go to purchase furniture? In Mauna I-Kea
- Q: What mountain is the coldest mountain? Andres Chile.
- Q: What do you call a mountain that serves as a police dog? K2 dog
- Q: What is the laziest mountain in the whole world? Mount For-everest!
- Q: What do call a cow walking on a cliff? It is definitely ledge-n-dairy.
- Q: Where do mountaineer hangs their clothes? On a cliff-hanger!
- Q: Why do pirates avoid mountain roads? ‘Scurvy.
- Q: What did the excited mountain tell to its mom? MOUNT, I have something to CHO OYU!
- Q: Who is the mountain computer-animated superhero? Mount Megamine (Megamind)
- Q: Where do mountains sleep? Bedrock

- Q: Who is the king of all mountains? King Peak, Canada.
- Q: What did dad mountain name his baby after his late wife’s apple? Mt. Fuji
- Q: What do you call a mountain that has a lot of pointed rocks? Mount Speke
- Q: Which mountain has the sweetest cake baked? Mount Baker
- Q: Where do mountain shop their speakers? At JBEL
- Q: Who is a Colombian pop singer and dancer and has won multiple Grammy awards? Sh-khara
- Q: What brand of milk has a mountain? Jersey Milk-tain
- Q: Who is the Queen of mountains in the United Kingdom? Queen Mount Elizabeth
- Q: Why are mountains always tired? Because they don’t Everest
- Q: What brand of laundry soap does mountain use? Teide
- Q: Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation? They are hill-arious.
- Q: Why did mountain get promoted? Because he was at the peak of his career!
- Q: What is the only four member rock band that can’t sing? Mount Rushmore.
- Q: What do you do if you don’t know how far you have hiked? Just sum-mit it all up.
- Q: What kind of music does a mountain like? Rock music
- Q: What did the teacher say to the students’ mountain about their projects? The summit-ion is until tomorrow!
- Q: What did the father say to his daughter before going hiking? You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
- Q: What do fashion trends mountains wear when it’s cold? An ice cap.
- Q: Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
- Q: How did the egg get up the mountain? It scrambled up!
Q: Why are mountains so smart? Because they have a degree.
Q: Why can’t you play hide and seek with mountains? Because they are always peaking
Q: What is a cow’s favorite drink? Mountain Moo!
Q: What mountain cries the most? A mountain underwater
Q: What did the Mountaineer name his son? Cliff
Q: What did the mountain say to the hill for carrying his heavy bag? Thank you so much for this, you have really alp-ed me out!
Q: What’s the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
Q: Who’s s funnier: mountain ranges or jungle? Mountains, of course- they’re hill areas.
Q: What is the title of sweet poets climbs up hills? A Hike-u!
Q: What do you call an attractive volcano? Lava-ble!
Q: What do call ghostly mountains? A peak-a-boo.
Q: What the mountain who cries The most? A mountain under water
Q: What do you call an amazing trek in a mountain? ‘peak’ experience.
Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert? Very tired feet.
Q: What did the small mountain greet the big mountain? Hi there Cliff!
Q: What does a mountain say when it’s sick? I’m feeling hill
Q: What do you call when you crossbreed a sea and a mountain? A Seamount
Q: What mountain that you can never hike? Mountain dew
Q: What is a cow’s favorite drink? Mountain Moo!

Q: What did the mountain say to the hill about their nice graduation photos? Hey! When you will Alp-ed our photos?
Q: Why do mountains have six-packed abs? Because they mountains a healthy life-style
Q: How do mountains hear? Thanks to mountaineers!
Q: What do you call a funny mountain? A Hill-arious.
Q: What soda does mountain favorite drink? Mountain dew

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