30 Best Soil Puns That Make You Laugh Big Thyme

Ready to dig into some big laughs? These soil puns will make you get down to Earth with laughter and fun! These soil puns are sure to be groundbreaking when it comes to big laughs!

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Puns and jokes are the perfect way to get friends and family to laugh! And if you have friends that love being outside, these soil puns are sure to be right up their alley when it comes to humor. Don’t worry; there is no dirty humor, just soil puns about mud and fun!

So grab your trowels and garden gloves and get ready to dig deep with laughs as we embrace the world of soil puns.

For even more laughs, be sure to check out our Best Muffin Puns and our Lion Puns for even more fun.

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Best Soil Puns

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I feel sorry for wheelbarrows. They’re always getting pushed around.
Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens
I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.
I love gardening big thyme.
I never really cared for gardening, but after planting a few seeds it grew on me.
I tried to teach my plants to do math, but they all ended up with square roots.
The worms have taken over – it’s a global worming!

When the growin’ gets tough, the tough get growin.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
Lettuce turnip the beet.If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
I went to the library to get a book about soil, but they only have a copy, and it was already out on loam
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
My girlfriend didn’t want me to carry in a heavy bag of soil while it was snowing. “You’ll slip and fall.” She said, I replied “Don’t worry, the soil will keep me planted.”
I grabbed a treebranch and threw it in the air.When it landed it lodged itself into the soil perpendicular to the ground.
I knew it would stick the landing.
Bought my mother in law some potting soil at Walmart. She asked how much it was I said “Don’t worry, it was dirt cheap.”
work in a bar. Today a lady looked at our wine list, bad-mouthed the soil the grapes grew in, and tried to get us to discount her bill. I said, “You pay full price, ma’am. We don’t negotiate with terroirists
A friend joked about the time he soiled himself I’ve always liked his self-defecating sense of humor
How can a DJ combat soil acidification? Drop the Base!
My coworker told me a joke about Earth. It was pretty terrable.
You can’t plant flowers if you haven’t botany.

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NASA’s new rover, Insight, is supposed to tell us about Mars’ soil composition and about what’s underneath the surface of Mars. So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT
I bought several bags of topsoil for doing some yard worth with. My question is. “Is still top soil when it bury it?
“My husband ordered this huge bag of dirt, as usual, he is nowhere to be found when they delivered it!
An old gardeners Joke that “Soil”is what plants grow in, and “dirt” is what’s found under our fingernails.
What was the soil reason you came to plant therapy? “Uh, to finally get to the root of all my problems.”
Making up puns about the finest soil is the loess from of humor. I love plants so much, I soiled myself.
You are my soil-mate
I think maybe the growth hormones have soaked into the soil.
Do we really need soil? Lets dig up the fact!
When does soil get rich? When mother nature makes it rain.

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