150 Chocolate Puns That Will Sweeten The Day

Chocolate might as well be its own essential food group in my house, so if you love chocolate as much or more than me, be sure to check out these chocolate puns that may just melt you into laughter.

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Puns, jokes, and chocolate are all keys to a happy life! We satisfied your chocolate jokes and chocolate knock knock jokes craving earlier, and now it is time to get crazy with these chocolate puns that everyone can enjoy together!

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Best Chocolate Puns for Kids

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I once heard about a chocolate box thief who never left a clue at his crime scenes. In the press interview, the police said the thief has always got some Twix up his sleeve.
The judge in Candyland sentenced a criminal, but the criminal went to jail smiling because he loves chocolate bars!
I generally try my best to eat healthily. But whenever I do, some chocolate bar keeps looking at me, and it snickers.
We went to the chocolate factory, and the guide said that talking in there was frowned upon. So, when we were there, we needed to wispa.
The chocolate couple got married, and they decided to rent a one-bedroom sweet on their summer honeymoon.
I recently got over my addiction to marshmallows, nuts, and chocolates. Not gonna lie, it was quite a Rocky Road.
My friend said she wanted to invest all her money into chocolate. So I told her, “you’ll just be putting your money behind bars”.
I was at the airport and went to buy some chocolate. When I asked what kind of chocolate they had, they said, ‘Plane Chocolate.’
I once saw a few lambs all covered in chocolate. I called them Candy Baas.
I was wondering what cannibals eat for dessert. My friend just told me, “they eat chocolate-covered aunts.”

The best way of knowing if it’s too cold outside is if you milk any brown cow and you just get chocolate ice cream.
The only bar which is kid-friendly is any kind of chocolate bar.
The favorite chocolate bar of the Sun is the milky way.
Once Chewbacca got chocolate stuck in his hair. His friends kept calling him chocolate chip wookiee.
If you dip a kitten in chocolate, what you’ll have is a kitty kat bar.

A monkey’s favorite cookies are Chocolate Chimps.
One of the most important rap or hip-hop artists of the chocolate music industry has got to be M&M.
A car company came up with a hazelnut chocolate sports car last week. They decided to name it Ferrari Rocher.
In the candy school, one candy never arrived on time. It was Choco-late.
The farmer decided to buy a brown cow because he wanted to sell chocolate milk.
There is a famous chocolate factory in Malaysia that makes the best chocolate bars. It’s named ‘Oompa Lumpur’.
The half-dark half-milk chocolate cried when it was partially eaten because they had eaten his bitter half.
Our neighbor had a French cat which was eating dessert. It was a Chocolate mousse.
There was a fruit that loved eating chocolate. It was the cocoa nut.
The basic difference between a brown cow that produces chocolate milk and a cow that produces normal milk is the color mootation.
The Oreo decided to go to the dentist. It was because it lost it’s filling.
There was a guy who once tried eating 4 chocolate bars all at once. He became Mr Choke-a-lot.
The other day, an interviewer asked the astronauts about their favorite type of chocolate. They all said “the Mars bar”.
The conspiracy theories convention was a lot like a box of chocolate. It was all full of nuts.
Every chocolate lover believes that 7 days without any chocolate makes one weak.
The person who handled customer transactions in the Chocolate Bank quit his job. So the bank hired a Nutella.
An ant suddenly fell into a tub full of chocolate. It’s now known as the decad-ant.
Each slice of chocolate pie has about 3.14159265 grams of protein in it.
The price of chocolate has recently skyrocketed. Last week, I bought a milky way, a mars, and a galaxy. The bill was unbelievably astronomical.
The favorite ice cream flavor of any electrician is shock-a-lot.

My brother wanted to make chocolate. I gave him the chemical formula of molecules in sweets. I just said, “Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe is the formula.”
The baby chocolate birds were very happy when they finally found a tree to Nestle in.
If you cross chocolate, a big strawberry, ice, cold milk, and a giant pineapple in your free time on the weekend, you’d get the world’s greatest Sundae.
One day a young devotee at the church just said, “Jesus is so sweet”. His older sister replied to him, “Well of course! He’s a Life Saver after all.”
One day a jellybean decided that he wanted to go to school. Probably because he wanted to become a Smartie.
One day all the chocolate bars planned and executed a surprise birthday party for their friend. They just wanted to hear “Wow! Oh, Henry! This is wonderful.”
There was a candy in school that made fun of everyone. Its name was Tootsie Trolls.
A Korean martial artist was selling some chocolate bars. I asked if I could take two. He told me, “no, you can taek-won-do.”
I ate some chocolate without telling my mom. So she started scolding me when I said, “But, aren’t Chocolate coins mint to be eaten?”
I heard that one day George Michael accidentally dropped some chocolate bars. I guess, he was quite Careless with his Wispa.
One day a friend of mine told me that she didn’t like the taste of Dove. I just told her, “you’re supposed to eat Dove Chocolate, not soap.”
The FDA recently mandated every chocolate has to at least contain 15% cacao instead of the regular 12%. It looks like they’ve raised the chocolate bar.
I was feeling pretty bad after eating my Jewish friend’s chocolate coin candy which he had bought to give to his kids at Hanukkah. I guess pangs of gelt still haunts me to this day.
During Christmas the chocolate tailor was worried if he could make enough clothes for his customers as he did not have enough lindt.
The other day I was wondering if chocolate identifies as male or female. My friend told me it identifies as female because it’s preferred pronouns are ‘Her/she.’
They gave us some mint chocolates last night for dessert at the prison. I thought it’d be gross, but they were pretty good. As it turns out, in-prison-mint isn’t that bad.

The favorite chocolate bar of every bus driver is a Double Decker.
I made a half-gallon of tea last night mixing it with some chocolate. It wasn’t really chocolate, it just was a little chocolate-tea.
One day a chocolate chip went on a trip and its ship broke down. It found an island to live on, now known as the Desserted island.
A pirate the other day accidentally spilled some of his chocolate drink inside a container of orange juice and he started singing “Yoo-hoo hoo in the bottle of an orange juice”.

The favorite chocolate of any Australian is Koala-ty street.
All the ghouls like one particular chocolate. It’s Hearse-sheys.
The spookiest kind of all the chocolate is Kinder Boo-enos.
You should always use a Lindt roller to get chocolate off of your shirt.
Chocolate cakes are not really good friends because they have a habit of dessert-ing people.
The favorite chocolate of any big movie star is GoDIVA.
A company once started making cat-shaped chocolates. They named it Kit Cat.
If you have a chocolate car, you’ll always have to start the car with Yorkies.
I ordered two chocolate clocks from Amazon a few weeks ago and they haven’t arrived yet. They’re sure taking their very sweet time getting here.
I grew up in a tough neighborhood. People jumped out and put glacé cherries, chocolate sprinkles, and whipped cream on others all the time. I used to live in the gateau.
All the single chocolate bars had one favorite social media platform. It’s Kinder.
I recently heard about a new chocolate arboreal marsupial bioluminescence. They named it cocoa-koala light.
Count Chocula’s favorite rapper is O.T. Genasis. That’s because he is in love with the cocoa.
The chocolate that has its name in the Baseball Hall of Fame is Babe-y Ruth.
It always sprinkles before it rains candy.
We had a cow that had a stutter. Everyone called it Cacao.
Whenever the chocolate teacher tries to catch the mischievous chocolate boy he Skittles away.

There are so many Reese-ons why chocolates are the best thing in the world.
Two chocolates were clinging to the side of a cliff and trying not to fall. One chocolate said to the other, “I’m not letting you slip through these Butter Fingers”.
Two chocolates had a baby. The sweet baby made their heart Starburst.

There was a rock show performance by a chocolate band. After the show, a fan came up to them and said “I love the way you guys Rolo”.
The chocolate parents were going through a Sour Patch. But they made it through.
Everyone was looking at the chocolate at school. It was doing some awesome Flipz.
The little chocolate Reese-ently told her parents much she appreciates them.
All the chocolates were having a Jolly good time at the Christmas party.
The hipster burned his mouth on his hot chocolate as he drank it all before it was cool.
The man didn’t have any more space to fit Mars Bars into his desk drawer. I guess they were all outer space.
I made iced chocolate whilst I was at home by myself yesterday. I called it an Ice-o-late.
If the Flintstones dressed up as chocolates on Halloween they would be Cocoa pebbles.
I accidentally washed some chocolates and they ended up in the dryer. But it’s okay. The Lindt trap will catch them.
All the snakes like a particular kind of chocolate. It’s Hershey’s Hiss.
I don’t ever buy any trail mix without chocolate or dried fruits. It’s just nuts.
My sister works in a chocolate shop. She’s been working behind the bar.
The chocolate robbers brought a sports car to rob the house. They wanted a Quik getaway.
I heard that Cadbury was going to bring out an oriental chocolate bar. They named it Chinese Wispa.
There was a chocolate Easter bunny that had been running too long in the sun. It became a runny bunny.
I recently ate a full jar of chocolate spread. Now if you see my dietician, you better Nutella!
My colleague just told me she has a chocolate lab. Gotta tell you, I was pretty disappointed when I found out it’s a dog and not a place.
Wake me up before you cocoa
I heard a chocolate joke the other day, but it wasn’t that funny and only got Snickers out of me.

Be kind-er to one another.
I can’t Reese’st you.
This will definitely come in candy.
You are the Kit Kat’s meow.
Don’t fight with me over chocolate, I am not someone to be truffled with.
I heard you like rebels…not to brag but, once I had an After Eight at seven-thirty.
Choc it up to experience.
Feeling so much Almond Joy.
This is kinder sweet.
This is going to be choc full of fun.
Smarties pants

Life is like a box of chocolates – full of nuts.
Come to the dark side.
Nothing shall come betwixt my candy and I.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
I’ve got two mars bars, three snickers, a twix and a kinder. Somehow, I’m just not cut out to be a bounty hunter.
Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten.
I’m in a bit of a Crunch.
A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.
Donut give up!

You can teach an old dog new Twix.
I think I have a pretty mallow personality.
Don’t jump the gum.
You’re the opposite of a Dud.
That really mint a lot to me.
You cane do it!
To me, you’re like M&Ms: marvelous and magnificent.
This candy bar is a real home run. It’s a Baby Ruth.
I saw a chocolate car today. It must have been a Ferrari Rocher.
I asked my friend for one of their Kit Kat fingers, but they accidentally dropped it. It was actually a Butterfinger.
Someone accused me of stealing their Kit Kat. Give me a break.
Two wafers fell into a vat of chocolate. The first one pulled the second one out. the second one said, “Thanks, you’re a lifesaver!” The first one said, “Actually, I’m a Kit Kat.”
Yesterday, I stole half of my friend’s Kit Kat. Today, they did the same to me. I guess it was Kit for Kat.
Just a Skittle something to sweeten your day.
I like to eat candy while I read. My favorite is Skittle House on the Prairie.
Crazy Skittle thing called love.
With a Skittle help from my friends.
Have yourself a Merry Skittle Christmas.
My favorite musical is the Skittle Shop of Horrors.
I’ve got two mars bars, three snickers, a twix and a kinder. Somehow, I’m just not cut out to be a bounty hunter.

Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten.
I’m in a bit of a Crunch.
A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.
Donut give up!
You can teach an old new Twix.
I think I have a pretty mallow personality.
Don’t jump the gum.
You’re the opposite of a Dud.
That really mint a lot to me.
Stuck in the Skittle with you.
I like a Skittle of the night snack.
I know someone who collects candy canes. They’re all in mint condition.
Candy prices have really gone up recently. I think it’s the Tic Tax.
I have a confection to make.
Don’t be such a Sour Patch, kid!

I’m chocolate to my appointment!
The monkey that comes over at our place loves chocolate chimp.
These days, shoes are called snickers.

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