If you are looking for some saucy puns, then you are in the right place with these funny ketchup puns. They are sure to make you relish in the moment with laughter and fun. All you need is a small squeeze of ketchup humor that will lead to a full-blown explosion of laughter. So ket-chup with friends and get ready to have a great time.
You are going to love these ketchup puns! They are the perfect blend of humor and wordplay fun that will leave your tastebuds tickled and your cheeks tomato red with laughter. So grab your favorite fries and your bottle of ketchup, and let’s dip into some pun-tastic fun that are full of so much flavor.
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Best Ketchup Puns
Try to ketchup!
I’d like to ketchup with you.
She was playing ketchup the whole time.
Cat-chup – A red and fluffy tomato.
The poor tomato needed some cash-chup.
Ket-sup – How ground tomatoes greet each other.
Ketch-down -When your tomato sauce gets a little sleepy.
Do you have the sauce?
Things are getting a lil’ bit saucy.
A saucepicious (auspicious) time of year!
He was acting really sauce-picious.
The crime sauce-pect was arrested.
I’m not sure if I trust the sauce (source) of your news.
I sauce you standing there this morning.
In Heinz-sight, ketchup puns were a good choice.
It’s the police, put you Heinz up!
Thanks for the condiments!
From my head to-ma-toes.
What’s tomato (the matter) with you?
Tomato (tomorrow) is another day.
Here today, gone tomato.
He was asymp-tomato-ic.
To-mato or not to-mato.
I need an au-tomato-ic ketchup dispenser.
Toma-toes – The little wiggly digits on your mutated veggie.
Toma-toad – A red veggie that croaks… and is bumpy?
Tom-atom – Tomatoes that are invisible to the naked eye.
If tomatoes are fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
Q: Did you hear about the wife who asked her husband to put ketchup on the shopping list?A: Now he can’t read any of it.
Q: What does a Ketchup say when he has to use a bathroom?A: “I Must-turd.”
Knock, knock.Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Q: Remember the guy who regretted rubbing ketchup in his eyes?A: But that’s Heinz sight.
Have you heard the tomato joke?Well, then you need to ketchup.
Q: Remember when you dropped a huge bottle of ketchup on your foot?A: It caused severe pain To-ma-toes.
Q: What do french fries do when they meet after a long time?A: They ketchup.
Q: Did you hear about the ketchup thief?A: He was caught red-handed.
Q: A tomato, tap, and a hat were having a race.A: The tap was running but the hat was on ahead while the tomato couldn’t ketchup.
Q: What do you give Scooby-Doo when he has a fever?A: Ketchup, because that’s what you put on a hot dog.
Q: Why did the ketchup blush?A: He saw the salad dressing.
Q: You know that sound when the ketchup bottle falls against the cabinet you just closed?A: That’s the sound of someone else’s problem.
Q: How did the hotdog ask the ketchup out?A: He mustard up the courage.
Q: What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?A: “Would you like ketchup with your chips?”
Q: What if tomatoes are a fruit?A: Then ketchup is a smoothie.
A vacuum salesman knocked on the door of a newly built house.
The door was opened by a lady. The salesman stormed in and threw rotten scrambled eggs, fries, and hot dogs on the carpet floor.
Before the lady could respond, the salesman stated, “Mam, the vacuum I have is the best in the business; I’ll vacuum everything and ensure there is no odor; if I fail, I’ll eat everything on the floor.”The lady then said, “Would you like some ketchup? Because the house doesn’t have electricity yet.”
A lot of people ask me, “Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?”So I tell them it’s because Heinz sight is 20/20.
A Papa tomato, a Mama tomato, and a Baby tomato are all walking down the street.
The Baby tomato starts to trail behind.The Papa Tomato turns around and walks over to the Baby tomato, SMASHES him, and says “Ketchup!”
Knock, knock.Ketchup my slow tomatoes!
Q: Why did the green tomato lose the raceA: It couldn’t ketchup.
Q: Have I ever told you about the time a cop thought I was bleeding because I had tomato sauce on my shirt?A: I guess you could say that the ketchup was a sauce of confusion.
Q: What would you call the Queen if she had ketchup all over her face?A: Your Royal Heinz.
A three-year-old boy is using the restroom. His mother believes he has been in there for too long and goes in to investigate. The youngster is reading a book while sitting on the toilet. But every 15 seconds or so, he drops the book, grips the toilet seat with his left hand, and hits himself on the top of the head with his right.
His mother asks, “Billy, how are you doing? You’ve been in here for quite some time.”
Billy replies, “Mommy, I’m fine. I just haven’t used the restroom yet.”
“Okay, Billy, you can stay here for a few more minutes, but why are you hitting yourself on the head?” Mother says.Billy says, “It works for ketchup.”
Q: What is a procrastinator’s favorite condiment?A: Ketchup.
Q: What does anti-humor have in common with a half-empty bottle of ketchup?A: Nothing.
Q: Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?A: Because the sauce ages.
Q: Why was the ketchup feeling bad?A: Because it had the squirts.
Q: Did you hear about the race between the cabbage, the tomato, the gravy, and the egg?A: At first, the cabbage was ahead, but then the tomato found it could easily ketchup. The gravy kept running, and the egg got beaten.
Q: Why don’t programmers like ketchup bottles with lids?A: Because they prefer everything open sauce.
Q: What do you call a funnel-shaped storm made of ketchup?A: A tormato.
Q: Remember the guy who once passed the chance to be CEO of a ketchup company?A: In Heinz-sight that was a mistake.
Q: What’s the world’s fastest fruit?A: A tomato, nothing else can ketchup.
Q: What do you call a bottle of ketchup waiting to get its beard shaved?A: A barber-queue sauce.
Q: Did you hear about the bottle of ketchup that got into a car crash and never woke up?A: He was tomatose.
Q: If employees at a ketchup company had stingers, where would they be?A: On their bee heinz.
Q: Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?A: Because they can’t ketchup.
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