90+ Funny Sock Puns That Will Knock Your Socks Off

Ready for some of the comfiest puns you may ever read? Sock puns are just what you are looking for! So fasten your garters, put on your favorite pair of socks, and get ready for a toe-tally wild ride of laughter with these sock puns.

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Ready for the laughs to roll? Jokes and puns are the perfect combination, and these toe-riffic sock puns are sure to really make you laugh. These puns may just knock your socks off.

So if you are having a bad day or just looking for a reason to laugh, these sock puns may just get you back on the right foot with these heel-arious sock-tacular puns.

So without further ado, let’s quit socking around and get down to the knit and gritty of these funny sock puns.

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Best Sock Puns

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Q; What kind of socks do bears wear? They don’t, they go bear foot
Q; What do you call a financier with a hole in their sock? A sock broker.
Q; What did one new sock say to the other? They don’t, they go bear foot.
Q; What do you call a financier with a hole in their sock? A sock broker.
Q; What did one new sock say to the other? Great things are afoot.
Q; Did you hear who they cast in the new movie, “Shoe-manji? Dwanye “The Sock” Johnson
Q; Why did the pair of socks decide to break up? Because one of them always had to be right, and the other one left.
Q: Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks? In case they get a hole in one.

Q: How did the socks feel when they were taken off at the end of the day? Defeeted.
Q: What did the first sock say to the second sock in the dryer? I’ll see you next time around.
Q: What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop.
Q: Which philosophers in the past were obsessed with their feet? Either Sock-rates or Pla-toe.
Q: How many socks does a mathematician have? 2n-1.
Q: Where do Swedish Socks Live? In the Sockholm.
Q: What did the sock-stealing gnome tell his wife before going to work? It socks to be apart from my sole mate
Q: What did the sock say to the other before going in the washing machine? You realize one of us isn’t coming back.
Q: “Why are you wearing socks to the wedding?” Someone asked the groom. In case I get cold feet.
Q: What’s the difference between a camera and a sock? A camera takes photos and a sock takes five shoes.
Q: Why was the sock ripped? He went to the gym regularly
Q: What do you call people who only wear socks at night? Sockturnal

Q: Do your socks have holes in them? No? Then how did you get your feet in them?!
Q: Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks? In case they get a hole in one !
Q: What is the difference between a sock and a camera? One can take five-toes and one can take pho-toes.
Q: Why did the man leave his socks on the golf course? He got a hole in one
Q: Why does the obese man keep his keys in his socks? He wanted to try going on the key-toe diet
Q: What color is a bear’s socks? They don’t wear socks. They have bear feet.
Q: Why did the golfer bring an extra sock? Incase he got a hole in one .
Q: Have you heard that my sock collection is by far the best? It is simply unmatched.
Q: What will happen if you lose your left sock, your left shoe, and your left glove? You’ll be all Right.
Q: Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? “In case they get a hole in one!”
Q: What did the seamstress say and do when she noticed a hole in her sock? “Darn.”
Q: What’s considered trashy if you’re poor but class if you’re rich? No socks
Q: What did the foot say to the sock that was about to enter a race? “You’re a shoe in.”
Q: Why do golfers have an extra pair of socks? Incase they get a hole in one.
Q: Why do they buy some new socks when feeling down? Cause you know what they say: A hat warms the head, A coat warms the body, But socks warm the sole.
Q: What do sock puppets eat? Finger foods.
Q: What do you call a faceless sock puppet? A mitten.
Q: How do you get a washing machine to shut up? Put a sock in it.
Q: Is a pair of socks an even or odd number? Even. But they smell odd.
Q: Why does Jesus wear sandals? Because his socks are holy.
Q: What kinds of socks do falcons wear? A pair of green.

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Q: What do you call Spock after he goes to the bathroom? Sock, because he got all the Pee out of him!
Q: How do you say socks in Spanish? Eso Si Que Es (S O C K S).
Q: How to kill a sock puppet that’s planning to shoot up people? Disarm it.
Q: What do you call a crappy sock puppet? Sock pooppet.
Q: What is a pirate’s favorite sock? Arrr-gyle.
Q: How are socks like Popes? They get really holey then they die.
Q: What kind of socks do bears wear? They don’t, they go bear foot.
Q: How many socks does a mathematician have? 2n-1. No many how many pairs, you are always missing one
Q: What sock do you put on last? The one that’s left.
Q: What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks? “G, you knit?”
Q: What do you call someone’s throat that has been transplanted with a sock? An Esockagus.
Q: Walk a mile in the shoes of a man with no legs! It just socks.
Q: Why the centipede is always late for school? Because she has to wear socks.
Q: How is going into your son’s room similar to going to Ikea? You go in just to see what’s new and come out with 10 plates, 3 cups and a pair of socks
Q: What is the difference between cellular division and a sock? Nothing, they both involve mitosis.
Q: How long should socks be? Twelve inches, so you can fit in one foot!
Q: What do you call it when someone is wearing socks and sandals? Sandalism.
Q: What makes a sock depressed? De feet.
Q: How do shoes get creative? They think outside the socks

Q: What’s more lit than socks with sandals? Crocs with candles.
Q: Why did the bride get cold feet? She forgot to wear socks.
Q: Why was the sock ripped? He went to the gym regularly
Q: Why do people who don’t change their socks often get more bug bites than people who change their socks? They’ve got musky toes (mosquitoes)!
Q: What kind of socks do you need to grow broccoli? Garden hose.
Q: What’s an alternative pay structure that a footware company might use? Sock Options.
Q: Why did the Satanist throw away all his old socks? They were too holey.
Q: What kind of socks can say hi in China? Knee high.
Q: What did the sock say to the ripped sock? “Socks to be you.”
Q: What do you call a philosophical sock? Sockrates.
Q: A young boy and a girl sit in a bed, and the boy asks the girl, “Are you a boy or a girl?” “I’m not sure,” she laughed. “If you want, I can check for you,” he said with a smile. “OK,” he said as he sank beneath the sheets, and she burst out laughing as he rose. “You’re a girl!” he exclaimed. “How do you know that?” “You have pink socks on!”
Q: What is a shoe’s favorite sport? SOCK-er.
Q: What did the hat say to the sock? “I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot”.
Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot.
Q: How do you know it’s time to buy new socks? When you stand on a penny and can tell if it’s heads or tails.
Q: How did the farmer mend his socks? With cabbage patches!
Q: Did you hear about the pants with leg warmers? It will knock your socks off.
Q: What do you call a sock that can’t stop talking? A gabby sock

Q: What do you call a sock that’s always getting lost? A wander-sock.
Q: What do you call a sock that’s always telling jokes? A pun-sock.
Q: What do you call a sock that’s always jumping around? A hop-sock.
Q: What do you call a sock that’s always losing its partner? A solo-sock.
Q: What do you call a sock that’s always arguing? A disagree-sock.
Q: Why did the sock go to the movies? To watch sock-umentaries.
Q: Why did the sock go to the library? To read up on footnotes.
Q: What do you call a sock that’s always hungry? A chomp-sock.
Q: What do you call a sock that’s always sad? A tear-sock.
Q: Why did the sock go to the beach again? To get a tan-line.
Q: What do you call a sock that’s always playing tricks? A prank-sock.

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