115 Pumpkin Puns Kids Will Love!

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It’s time to get spooky with a month of pumpkin-themed puns! Whether you’re carving a pumpkin or cooking up some pumpkin pie, there’s no shortage of jokes to be shared. So gather your family around and enjoy these Pumpkin Puns together!

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Do you know why pumpkins are associated with Halloween? Pumpkins were used by Irish immigrants to the United States as a way to scare the evil spirits away. Over time pumpkins were then made into funny, and even spooky faces that later became known as Jack-O-Lanterns.

This Halloween as you are craving your Jack-O-Lanterns you might consider sharing some funny pumpkin puns or jokes. This would be a great way to spend time as a family and make new memories together.

If you would like to share some other great jokes or puns with your family or friends, be sure to check out our 80 Turkey Jokes For Kids as well as our Bridge Puns.

What Is A Pun?

A pun is a joke that uses words that sound alike but have different meanings. Puns can be serious or funny, but they are always clever. For example, you might say “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!” Puns often use words with multiple meanings, like “rose” (a type of flower or an indication of something being romantic).

They can also use homophones, words that are pronounced the same but have different spellings and meanings, like “break” (to shatter or to take a rest). Kids especially love puns because they are fun to figure out.

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The Best Pumpkin Puns

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  • Give them pumpkin to talk about
  • Pumpkin up the volume!
  • Pumpkin spice up your life
  • The best thing to put in a pumpkin pie is your teeth
  • Pie love you, cutey pie
  • Beauty is in the pie of the beholder
  • Pie one, get one free
  • A latte fuss over nothing
  • Carve out a niche
  • Ahead of the carve
  • I want to suc-seed
  • Gourd luck
  • My star sign is Spisces
  • Give it a roast
  • Pumpkins are an Autumn romance
  • Squashed it!
  • An act of gourd
  • Don’t chai this at home
  • Take this pumpkin or leaf it
  • I love pumpkins so much I can feel it in my vines
  • Pumpkin is soup-er
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  • Puree and simple
  • Better latte than never
  • Pumpkins
  • I spy with my little pie
  • Right bake at ya
  • Let’s lay this pumpkin to roast
  • You’re under a-roast
  • The bigger the pumpkin is, the harder it will Fall
  • Pumpkins are Fall of themselves
  • Squash goals.
  • Life is gourd.
  • Gourd big or go home.
  • Hey gourd-geous!
  • You’re the pick of the (pumpkin) patch.
  • Have a gourd Halloween.
  • Let’s “carve out” some fun this fall.
  • Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
  • I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like.
  • Oh my gourd! I love fall.
  • I only have pies for you.
  • Orange you pumped for Autumn?
  • Wow, this pumpkin is totally jacked.
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  • Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
  • I’m ahead of the carve.
  • You struck a gourd with me.
  • I’m on the rind 24/7.
  • What’s cooking, gourd looking?
  • Be of gourd cheer.
  • Patch you later!
  • Don’t go(urd) breaking my heart.
  • Let the gourd times roll!
  • You are the pumpkin of my pie.
  • Gourd vibes only.
  • Say hollow to my little friend!
  • Let’s pumpkin spice things up!
  • Sorry I’m latte — I had to pick up my pumpkin spice.
  • I know a latte pumpkin spice puns.
  • Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frappe
  • Me + PSL = Squashgoals.
  • Life is gourd when it’s pumpkin spice season!
  • I only drink pumpkin spice — just call me a basic witch.
  • Pumpkin Spice and everything nice.
  • Blood type: Pumpkin Spice.
  • Pumpkin up the Volume
  • Forest Gumpkin
  • Halloween
Star Gourds pumpkin pun for kids
  • Star Gourds
  • Good Will Pumpkin
  • Pumpkin’s Gotta Give
  • S(p)eed
  • How the Grinch Stole Halloween
  • Miami Spice
  • The Lion Pump-king
  • Pump-kin of Queens
  • Carve Your Enthusiasm
  • The Tiger Pumpkin
  • Orange is the New Black
  • American Gourds
  • Better Call Fall
  • The Fall
  • House of Gourds
  • Rick and Gourdy
  • A pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away!
  • My gourd luck charm.
  • Get pumped for Halloween!
  • I’m the pun King
  • I’ve been pumpkin iron at the gym
  • I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
  • Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
  • Pumpkin out puns like it’s nobody’s business
  • You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
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  • Beauty is in the pie of the beholder
  • Cutie pie
  • I only have pies for you
  • I spy with my little pie
  • I’ve got my eyes on the pies
  • Pie love spending time with you
  • Pie’ve been waiting all season for this
  • Pumpkin pi
  • You occu-pie my thoughts
  • Carving out some time for fun
  • Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern
  • Get off my jock-o-lantern
  • I have to spill my guts; I love Halloween!
  • I’m ahead of the carve.
  • I’m feeling empty inside
  • Let’s get glowing
  • Let’s get lit!
  • Happy Hollow-ween
  • Hit the road, jack-o-lantern
  • Time to jack up my pumpkin
  • You don’t know jack-o-lantern
  • Your smile lights up a room
  • Hollow-queen.
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