80 Turkey Jokes For Kids

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Do you like jokes? Better yet do you like turkey jokes? Well, today we have a whole bunch of turkey jokes for kids! Check out these funny jokes that will have you and your family laughing all day long. There’s no better way to celebrate Thanksgiving than with a good laugh around the table surrounded by friends and family! So read on and enjoy these hilarious jokes.

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Turkey Jokes For Kids

Do your kids like jokes? Here are some great jokes for kids that will make them laugh. There are some knock-knock jokes and even some puns. Some of these jokes are sure to make you laugh over and over. So try out a few of these jokes the next time you need to entertain your kids be sure to check out 180+ Cheesy Pizza Jokes That Will Leave You Laughing or even 85 Perfect Gnome Jokes For Kids, They’ll be sure to make them laugh.

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The Best Turkey Jokes for Kids

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

A: Peach gobbler!
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Why was the turkey put in jail?

A: The police suspected fowl play.

What do you call a running turkey?

A: Fast food.

What did the turkey say to the computer?

A: Google, google, google!

What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?

A: They both have stuffing.

What do you get if an octopus is crossed with Turkey?

A:  A drumstick for everyone.
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Why do turkeys gobble?

A: Because they never learned table manners.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

When do turkeys get nervous?

A: When the calendar turns to November!

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?

A: Poul-tree.
 
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What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims land at Plymouth rock?

A: They look nice. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.

What do you call the feathers on a turkey?

A: Turkey feathers

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on a barn roof?

A: An eggroll.

Which type of key won’t open any door?

A: A turkey!

Why do turkeys lay eggs?

A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

A: Wing Wing!

What has feathers and webbed feet?

A: A turkey wearing scuba gear

What do turkeys wish for approaching Thanksgiving?

A: Escape.

What are turkeys mostly thankful for at Thanksgiving?

A: Vegetarians

Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: The chicken had Thanksgiving off.

What’s the official dance of Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey trot
 
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Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside!

What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?

A: Nothing—it’s already stuffed.

What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

A: Have peck-nics!

What can you call Turkey on the day following Thanksgiving? 

A: LUCKY!!

Why did the police arrest the turkey?

A: They suspected fowl play.

Why did the sweet potatoes get so embarrassed?

A: They saw the turkey dressing!

How do you make a turkey float?

A: ice cream and soft drinks

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?

A: Exactly where you left it…

How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike?

A: They all have keys.
 
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What’s blue and covered in feathers?

A: A turkey holding its breath.

What do you call a running turkey?

A: Fast food.

Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?

A: Because he will gobble it up.

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

A: Apple-gobbler

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

A: Boy! I’m stuffed!

When is the best time to eat turkey?

A: When it is cooked and on the dinner table.

Who gets full quickly during Thanksgiving dinner?

A: The turkey. Because it comes to the table already stuffed.

Why did the turkey pack his gear, and leave the farm?

A: Because thanksgiving is coming

Why do turkeys gobble?

A: Because they are not human, and can not talk.

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?

A: To hatchet.
 
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When is turkey soup bad for your health?

A: When you’re the turkey!

Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?

A: Because it will make him blush.

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

A: It had 24 carrots.

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

A: A har-vest.

Why do turkeys love rainy days?

A: They love fowl weather.

What did the turkey say to the computer?

A: Google, google.

What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?

A: All About That Baste.

What does a pilgrim call their sad friend? 

A: A pal-grim.

What did the salad say to the butter who constantly kept on cracking jokes?? 

A: Bro, you are on a roll!

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?

A: A poultrygeist
 
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What did the Minecraft turkey say?

A: Cobble, cobble, cobble!

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
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Do turkeys ever make wishes?

A: Yes, they wish that people would find another dish for their Thanksgiving dinner.

Why can’t you take a turkey near little kids?

A: He has such fowl language!

What would the turkey suggest families eat at Thanksgiving?

A: Any food that is not fowl in taste or smell.

Why do pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?

A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?

A: Fangs-giving.

What’s the difference between a turkey and a chicken?

A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

A: To keep his wigwam.

When can a turkey be entertaining?

A: When they are making people smile and happy on Thanksgiving Day.
 
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. Why did Johnny come to school late on the day after Thanksgiving?

A: Because it was Black Friday, and he gave himself 50% off the school day.

What do you call a dumb gobbler?

 A: jerky turkey.

Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?

A: Because everything is marked down after the holidays

How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?

A: She took the gravy train.

What did the leftover turkey say?

A: Make me a sandwich!

 How can you make a turkey disappear fast?

A: Invite your relatives over for Thanksgiving dinner.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?

A: Quack, Quack!

If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?

A: A goblet.

What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?

A: Squash casserole.

What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?

A: Monster mask potatoes and grave-y.
 
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Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

A: There was no thyme!”

How did the salt and pepper welcome their guests?

A: Seasonings greetings!

What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?

A: Peck on someone your own size!

Turkey Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Annie!

Annie, Who?

Annie body seen the turkey?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Norma Lee!

Norma Lee, Who?

Norma Lee turkey is the dish in Thanksgiving
 
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Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Arthur!

Arthur, Who?

Arthur any leftovers of turkey?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Phillip!

Phillip, Who?

Phillip a big plate and dig in!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Aida!

Aida, Who?

Aida lot more than I should have said!

Knock, knock! 

Who’s there?

Dewey!

Dewey, Who?

Dewey have to wait him before we eat the turkey?

Do your kids love jokes?

Grab these fun joke cards for them to laugh at all the time! These make great lunch box jokes, joke card series, bedtime laughs, and more!

Grab your set now! There are over 50+ pages of jokes included! This is a digital download, so it is easy! Just download, print, and enjoy!

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