Do you like jokes? Do you like learning new things? Then you’re going to love these funny brain jokes for kids. we’ll be sharing some jokes that are specifically designed for kids. We hope that you enjoy them – and don’t forget to challenge your friends to see who can get the most laughs! So get ready to learn something new and hopefully have a good laugh.
Hilarious Brain Jokes For Kids
Do you enjoy learning new things but also want to have TONS of fun learning something new at the same time? Brain jokes for kids are a great way to show off your humor all while learning some brain terminology! These jokes would be perfect to add to your list of really funny jokes to tell at school.
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Brain Jokes For Kids
Q: What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?A: Gives a brain wave.
Q: What kind of fish performs brain surgery?A: A neurosturgeon.
Q: What do you get if you cross a thought with a lightbulb?A: A bright idea.
Q: What did the left side of the brain say to the right side of the brain?A: Let’s split.
Q: Which is a brain cell’s favorite town?A: Braintree.
Q: Why are sponges and brains alike?A: They both like to soak up material.
Q: What do you call a skull without a brain?A: A no brainer.
Q: Why do brains put candy under their pillows?A: So they can have sweet dreams.
Q: What did the doctor say to the man with an elephant sitting on his head?A: It looks like you have a lot on your mind.
Q: Why didn’t the brain want to take a bath?A: It didn’t want to be brainwashed.
Q: When does it rain brains?A: During a brain storm.
Q: What do you call a hat for a brain?A: A thinking cap.
Q: Why can’t a brain be 12 inches long?A: Because then it would be a foot.
Q: How do you turn a brain into water?A: Remove the ‘b’.
Q: Why was the brain sad when it lost its locomotive?A: Because it lost its train of thought.
Q: Why did the brain go running?A: It wanted to jog its memory.
Q: What kind of bees eat brains?A: Zom-bees.
Q: When does a brain get afraid?A: When it loses its nerve.
Q: How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?A: By giving it severe brain damage.
Q: What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?A: A may-bee.
Q: What did the zombie say when his son wouldn’t finish his dinner?A: A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Q: What do you get if you mix rain and brains?A: A brain storm!
Q: Why shouldn’t you argue with a fictional character?A: Their minds are made up!
Q: What keeps working even after its fired?A: A neuron!
Q: What did the patient say to the brain surgeon?A: ‘Let me give you a piece of my mind!’
I told the doctor I didn’t want brain surgery…But they changed my mind!
Q: What’s a brain’s favorite boat?A: A blood vessel!
‘Doctor, doctor, there’s an elephant on my head!’‘I can see you have a lot on your mind’
Q: Why did the brain put on mascara and blusher?A: It wanted to make up its mind!
Q: What do you call a brain working in a bank?A: The head manager!
Q: What do you call a brain with a fish in it?A: A think tank!
Q: What is a sleeping brain’s favorite musical group (rock band)?A: REM
Q: Where does a brain go on vacation?A: To a hippo camp us.
Q: What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group at school?A: A glia club
Q: Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?A: Braintree, MA
Q: Why are sponges and brains similar?A: They both like to soak up “material”.
Q: What has a head but no brain?A: A head of lettuce or cabbage.
Q: What has heads and tails, but no brains?A: A coin
Q: What happens when you bother the parietal lobe?A: It gets very touchy
Q: What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?A: You’re a real pain!
Q: What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?A: That was a stimulating experience!
Q: What did the man say after the elephant got off of his brain?A: That’s a load off of my mind!
Q: What does a brain wear in a rainstorm?A: A waterproof “Cortex” jacket!
Q: What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?A: Stop that! DOn’t be such a brainteaser!
Q: What is the brain’s favorite television channel?A: The Neural Network!
Q: What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an “outlaw” brain and an “outlaw” woman on a road trip?A: Thalamus and Louise!
Q: What is the best toothpaste for the brain?A: Neural Crest
Q: What did the developing brain say to the other brain?A: Stop looking! I’m charging!
Q: What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?A: Don’t worry! I’ve got you covered!
Q: What is a pirate’s favorite layer of the meninges?A: The arrrrrachnoid
Q: What do you call a brain connected to three eyes?A: Braiiin!
Q: Why does the brain have so many wrinkles?A: Because it is so difficult to iron!
Q: What does a brain use to clean its sulci?A: Mental floss
Q: What part of the brain is in a computer?A: The letter “r”
Q: Why are sulci so “cool?”A: Because they are groovy
Q: Why don’t creative people like to learn in small rooms?A: They prefer to think outside the box
Q: How does a brain know what time it is?A: Witht the biological clock
Q: What is located in the center of the brain?A: The letter “a”
Q: What is the brain’s favorite card game?A: Concentration
Q: Why do brains make the most dedicated employees?A: They work day and night
Q: What do you call the main office at a brain bank?A: Headquarters
Q: Which side of the brain is better to write with?A: Neither! It’s better to write with a pen!
Q: Which side of the brain has the most neurons?A: The inside
Q: Why do brains get tired in the evening?A: Because they are running all day!
Q: How did the brain cheat during the race?A: It got a head start!
Did you enjoy these really funny brain jokes for kids? Do you have a favorite that we didn’t share today? Please let us know in the comments so we can add it to our list!
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