255+ Bro Puns that are Bro-Tastic!

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Bro Puns

Ok! I know I’m not the only one who has been called “Bro” in the last year. But it still happens to me all the time, and as a mom, I am starting to just embrace it! I find it as a way for my teen and even tween to actually see me as a friend. I know that isn’t the case, but I am just going with it! My kids especially my boys love telling me a new joke or pun they have heard that day.

As a mom I am always looking for new jokes and puns to impress my kids with. So if you too want to improve your jokes be sure to check out our Brain Jokes For Kids as well as 50 Toaster Puns. I bet you can really impress your children with some new jokes and puns after reading those!

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The Best Bro Puns

Q: What’s a dude’s favorite Greek god?

A: Poseidon, Lord of the Brocean!

Q: What does he do to chillax?

A: Some peaceful broga!

Q: What does the artsy bro like to do in his free time?

A: Pursue his budding interest in brotography!

Q: What does he read when he’s feeling emo?

A: Edgar Allan Bro

Q: What will he do when he’s got a major paper due in English?

A: Brocrastinate
Bro Puns Question: What will he do when he’s got a major paper due in English? A: Brocrastinate in purple background

Q: What’s his favorite type of fancy food?

A: Brosquitto

Q: Favorite coffee of choice?

A: Brochalatte

Q: What does he sing to his baby niece when she’s in her crib?

A: Bro, bro, bro your boat, gently down the stream…

Q: What’s his favorite painting?

A: The Brotato Eaters by Vincent Van Bro

Q: What’s his favorite Shakespeare quote?

A: Bromeo, bromeo, wherefore art thou, Bromeo
Bro Puns Question: What's his favorite Shakespeare quote? A: Bromeo, bromeo, wherefore art thou, Bromeo in purple background
 
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Q: What does he call his younger brother?

A: Little Bro Peep

Q: How does he get all that protein?

A: Brogurt

Q: And what do you call a guy that’s the most honest dude west of the Mississippi?

A: Abroham Lincoln
  1. Bro Jo White
  2. Bro and boil your head
  3. Bro-faster
  4. Bro for a burton
  5. Bro haywire
Bro Names: Bro haywire in blue background
  1. Bro like the clappers
  2. Bro off half-cocked
  3. Bro out on a limb
  4. Bro postal
  5. Bro over like a lead balloon
Bro Names: Bro over like a lead balloon in blue background
 
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  1. Bro pound sand
  2. Bro to pot
  3. Bro to the dogs
  4. Bro to the foot of our stairs
  5. Bro to the mattresses
Bro Names: Bro to the mattresses in blue background
  1. I’ll Bro to the foot of our stairs
  2. Let not the sun Bro down on your wrath
  3. There but for the grace of Brod, Bro I
  4. Things that Bro bump in the night
  5. To boldly Bro where no man has Brone before
 
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  1. As the Bro flies
  2. Bro your mind
  3. Bro your own trumpet
  4. The Bro
  5. Cash Bro statement
Bro Names: Cash Bro statement in purple background
  1. Barack, Michelle, Malia, and Sasha Brobama
  2. Bro berserk
  3. Massibro Ambrosini
  4. Brose Feliciano
  5. Dom DiMaggibro
Bro Names: Dom DiMaggibro in blue background
 
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  1. Bro by the board
  2. Brokely Carmichael
  3. Bro-klyn Dekker
  4. Brodi Al-Fayed
  5. Bro by the book
Bro Names: Bro by the book in blue background
  1. Hermann Brorschach
  2. Magnetbro
  3. Brol’ Dirty Bastard
  4. Shaquille brO’Neal
  5. Muggsy Brogues
Bro Names: Muggsy Brogues in blue background
 
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  1. Telly Savales is Brojak
  2. Bro Dolally
  3. Brodhistiva
  4. Sandy Broufax
  5. Brosef Stalin
Bro Names: Brosef Stalin in purple background
  1. Brojohsephat
  2. Lebrona Helmsley
  3. Tom Brolicchio
  4. Brohan Santana
  5. Brobi-Wan Kenobi
 
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  1. Haley Broel Osment
  2. Brometheus
  3. Fidel Castbro
  4. Brol Pot
  5. Elvis Costellbro
  1. Amy Broehler
  2. Stephen Brolbert
  3. Nabroleon Bronaparte
  4. Broliver Cromwell
  5. Evander Brolyfield
 
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  1. Mario Brotali
  2. Brophia Loren
  3. David Brohansen
  4. Terrell Browens
  5. Tony Bromo
Bro Names: Tony Bromo in blue background
  1. Braubert
  2. Pete Brose
  3. Brony Soprano
  4. Jonathan Safran Broer
  5. Alex Brovechkin
Bro Names: Alex Brovechkin in purple background
 
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  1. Jim Bro Law
  2. Bropher Grace
  3. Renzo Pianbro
  4. Santiagbro Calatrava
  5. Broam Chomsky
Bro Names: Broam Chomsky in purple background
  1. Evelyn Brah
  2. Bronus Wagner
  3. Brad Brohaus
  4. Giorgibro Armani
  5. Al Brolson
Bro Names: Al Brolson in blue background
 
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  1. Greg Brostertag
  2. Emilibro Estevez
  3. Paul “Bro” Bryant (Broooooollll Tide!)
  4. Pablo Picassbro
  5. Broto Baggins
Bro Names: Broto Baggins in blue background
  1. Diegbro Velázqeuz
  2. Larry
  3. Bromar Sharif
  4. Scarlett Bro’Hara
  5. Willem Dabroe
Bro Names: Willem Dabroe in purple background
 
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  1. Brolden Caulfield
  2. Broni Mitchell
  3. Pebro Almobróvar
  4. Francis Ford Broppola
  5. Truman Cabrote
Bro Names: Truman Cabrote in purple background
  1. John Broltrane
  2. Broman Brolanski
  3. Mary-Kate and Ashley Brolsen
  4. Gary Broldman
  5. Bronas Salk
Bro Names: Bronas Salk in blue background
 
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  1. Slobrodan Mibrosevic
  2. Teddy Broosevelt
  3. Marilyn Monbroe
  4. Charles Brokowski
  5. Rimbraud
Bro Names: Rimbraud in blue background
  1. Brogi Berra
  2. Czeslaw Mibroscz
  3. Paul Brauguin
  4. Tim Tebro
  5. Edgar Allen Bro
Bro Names: Edgar Allen Bro in blue background
 
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  1. Christopher Brolumbus
  2. William Jefferson Clinton
  3. Norah Brones
  4. Brofessor X
  5. Brofiteroles
Bro Names: Brofiteroles in purple background
  1. Rice o Broni
  2. Pete Brozelle
  3. The Sultan of Bronei
  4. Deuteronomy
  5. C-3PBro
Bro Names: C-3PBro in purple background
 
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  1. Brodhisattva
  2. Brohsaphat
  3. Methuselbrah (oldest living bro)
  4. Gandalf
  5. Bro Chi Minh
Bro Names: C-Bro Chi Minh in blue background
  1. Larry, Curly & Bro
  2. Dirk Diggler
  3. Brodo Baggins
  4. Bromer Simpson
  5. Grady Sizemore
Bro Names: Grady Sizemore in blue background
 
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  1. Helmut Brohl
  2. Foghorn Leghorn
  3. Brobespierre
  4. Nicolas Sarbrozy
  5. Boutros Boutros-Gali
Bro Names: Boutros Boutros-Gali in blue background
  1. Broprah Winfrey
  2. Brohan Brohan
  3. Axl Brose
  4. Sherlock Brolmes
  5. Othellbro 
Bro Names: Othellbro in purple background
 
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  1. John Brolmes
  2. Frank J. Zambroni
  3. Yoko Brono
  4. Apollo Brohno
  5. Coolibro
Bro Names: Coolibro in purple background
  1. Broco Crisp
  2. Broald Dahl
  3. Brophie Dahl
  4. Bronan the Brahbarian
  5. Brozo the Clown
Bro Names: Brozo the Clown in blue background
 
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  1. Rag and Brone
  2. Broledad Bro’Brien
  3. Breau Brummel
  4. Brole Porter
  5. Flannery Bro’Connor
Bro Names: Flannery Bro’Connor in purple background
  1. Angelina Brolie
  2. List item
  3. Marco Brolo
  4. Plácido Bromingo
  5. Brony Seikaly
Bro Names: Brony Seikaly in blue background
 
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  1. Vincent Van Brogh
  2. Bro Derek
  3. Brollie Massimino
  4. Mr. Brojangles
  5. Bro Diddley
  1. Yo-Yo Brah
  2. Don’t bro there!
  3. Brosie O’Donnell
  4. Gina Brollo Brigida
  5. Peter Bro’Toole
Bro Names: Peter Bro’Toole in purple background
 
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  1. Brokie Roberts
  2. Brohammed
  3. Brony Randall
  4. Broco Chanel
  5. Brosé Feliciano
Bro Names: Brosé Feliciano in blue background
  1. Bro. Henry
  2. Brosephine Baker
  3. Bromeo O. Bromeo
  4. Frédéric Bropin
  5. Bromeslice
Bro Names: Bromeslice in blue background
  1. BrO. J. Simpson
  2. Johannes Brahms
  3. Don Breaux
  4. Jon Favbreau
  5. Jon Bon Jovi
Bro Names: Jon Bon Jovi in blue background
  1. Mephistophbroles
  2. Diego Marabrona
  3. Brony the Tiger
  4. Ben Bronanke
  5. Raffaello Brollieri
Bro Names: Raffaello Brollieri in blue background
 
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  1. Wolfgang Amadeus Brozart
  2. Sen. John Breaux
  3. Salvador Bralí
  4. Giacbrometti
  5. Landbro Calrissian
Bro Names: Landbro Calrissian in purple background
  1. G.I. Bro
  2. Sonia Brotomayor
  3. Broach K
  4. Brosama bin Laden
  5. Khalid Sheik Brohammed
Bro Names: Khalid Sheik Brohammed in purple background
 
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  1. Nancy Pebrosi
  2. Will Broldham
  3. Sandra Broh
  4. Brozymandias
  5. Bro Vaughan
Bro Names: Bro Vaughan in blue background
  1. Erbrol Flynn
  2. Kareem Abdul-Jabbro
  3. Bill Brodley
  4. Fats Bromino
  5. Brollie Fingers
Bro Names: Brollie Fingers in blue background
 
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  1. Ringbro Starr
  2. Brorence Henderson
  3. Don Breaux
  4. Broseidon
  5. Brohim
Bro Names: Brohim in blue background
  1. Never Let Me Bro
  2. Data Bro Diagram
  3. Just Bro With It
  4. Cash Bro
  5. Bro cytometry
Bro Names: Bro cytometry in purple background
 
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  1. Discounted cash Bro
  2. Free cash Bro
  3. Bro measurement
  4. Everything Must Bro
  5. Windows To Bro
Bro Names: Windows To Bro in purple background
  1. Volumetric Bro rate
  2. When The Saints Bro Marching In
  3. Wherever You Will Bro
  4. Bro-Bro dancing
  5. The Show Must Bro On
Bro Names:The Show Must Bro On in blue background
 
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  1. Don’t Bro Breaking My Heart
  2. Groundwater Bro equation
  3. Brosius
  4. Kurt Brobain
  5. Brody Jenner
Bro Names: TBrody Jenner in blue background
  1. Tom Brody
  2. Alec Broldwin
  3. T-Brone Burnett
  4. Broald Dahl (and, of course, Brophie Dahl)
  5. Broland the Thompson Gunner
Bro Names: Broland the Thompson Gunner in blue background
 
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  1. Broe Biden
  2. Bromagnon Man
  3. Brjron Borg
  4. George Brahshington Carver
  5. James Francbro
Bro Names: James Francbro in purple background

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