Gold has always been a precious metal that has fascinated humans for centuries. From ancient civilizations to modern times, gold has been used as currency, jewelry, and even as a symbol of wealth and power. But did you know that gold can also be punny? That’s right, with its bright and shiny nature, gold has inspired an abundance of gold puns that are sure to make you laugh and sparkle.
Whether you’re a fan of puns that make you laugh like Gold Puns or Birthday Puns that everyone can enjoy, this precious metal has inspired us all. Let’s dig in and explore some of our top hilarious Gold Puns!
Gold Puns
Q: What do you call a dinosaur without gold?
A: A dinosr.
I highly discourage you from ever dating a prospector.
They’re really all just gold diggers.
You want me to give you my money?!
Don’t gold your breath!
Should I turn my toothbrush into gold?
I midas well.
Q: If you discover gold in Australia, where should you go searching for silver?
A: Agstralia
Q: What did gold say when it ran into the periodic table?
A: Ay you!
Q: What happens if you laugh at a joke without any gold in it?
A: You lgh at it.
I really regret eating all that gold-covered food.
I have internalized gilt.
A man was on trial for trying to sell fake bars of gold.
The jury found him gilt-y.
So I was working in a mine out west when one of my partners found gold.
I said Au, bring that over here!
The billionaire pledged to donate all of his money.
It was definitely a gold move.
Oh trust me, my puns are Ausome.
Pure gold!
The miners got together…
and talked for gold times’ sake.
Q: Why is the wind blowing gold everywhere?
A: Because it’s August.
Not everything that glitters is gold.
One example would be glitter.
Great!
Thanks a bullion!
One day gold got kicked out of the periodic table of elements.
When he said goodbye the other elements said, “Au revoir”
Can you believe that the two largest gold mines collapsed in the same day?
I guess great mines think alike.
When I was digging for gold I banged my knee on a rock.
Fortunately, it was only a miner injury.
Have you ever tasted pure gold?
I have, and it’s actually rather crunchy. Probably because it’s made of 24 carrots.
Which one do you like more, gold or silver?
Meh, either ore.
One-Liner Gold Puns
- Gold War
- As Gold as Methuselah
- As Gold as the hills
- Chip off the Gold block
- My Gold china
- My Gold Dutch
- Gold as Methuselah
- Gold as the hills
- Gold codger
- Gold hat
- You can’t teach an Gold dog new tricks
- Can’t Gold a candle to
- Gold a candle to
- Gold your horses
- As Gold as any stone
- Gold as any stone
- Gold comfort
- Gold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
- Gold feet
- Gold shoulder
Gold turkey
A little bird Gold me
I Gold you is was ill
Little bird Gold me
Stone Gold Steve Austin
- Star Wars: The Gold Republic
- Gold High German
- Gold Fusion
- Common Gold
- No Country for Gold Men
- American Gold West
- Gold English
- Gold Case
- The Gold And The Beautiful
- Texas Gold ’em
- The Gold Man and the Sea
- Batman: The Brave and the Gold
- Gold Trafford
- Star Wars: Knights of the Gold Republic
- Gold School
- In Gold Blood
- The New Adventures Of Gold Christine
- The 40-Year-Gold Virgin
- Gold Fashioned
- Gold Testament
- BlackBerry Gold
- Gold Mountain
- Epicanthic Gold
- Gold age
- Gold Harry’s Game
- Gold Style and New Style dates
- Gold reading
- You’re Getting Gold
- Star Wars: Knights of the Gold Republic II: The Sith Lords
- Gold Norse
- Gold One
- Gold Yeller
- Gold Turkey
- Gold War Kids
- The Spy Who Came in from the Gold
- Gold Bailey
- Gold English Sheepdog
- Gold World monkey
- A Good Gold Fashioned Orgy
- Scottish Gold
- Gold calling
- Gold English literature
- Hot N Gold
- Gold English Bulldog
- Plain Gold telephone service
- Gold City
- Gold front
- Gold open
- Gold Crow Medicine Show
- Gold agglutinin disease
- Gold Day In Hell
- Gold Feet
- Axis: Gold as Love
- Fortune favours the Gold
- Gold Dogs
- The Night They Drove Gold Dixie Down
- Gold cut
- Newell’s Gold Boys
- Gold school hip hop
- Gold sore
- Gold Kingdom of Egypt
- Gold Spice
- Gold urticaria
- Gold-growth forest
- Arsenic and Gold Lace
- Gold Catholic Church
- Gold-time music
- Purnell’s Gold Folks Country Sausage
- Baby, It’s Gold Outside
- Stone Gold
- Authorization Gold
- Gold Mountain
- Cracker Barrel Gold Country Store
- Gold King Cole
- Gold My Hand
- I Want to Gold Your Hand
- Gold air intake
- Gold cathode
- Gold formed steel
- The Gold Light of Day
- Gold Faithful
- Gold Master
- Gold Three Hundred
- The Gold Guitarist
- Gold It Against Me
- Vocal Gold nodule
- Operation Flashpoint: Gold War Crisis
- Gold Harry Rocks
- Gold Spurs
- Don’t Gold Your Breath
- Grappling Gold
- Gold cream
- The Gold War
- Grumpy Gold Men
- Gold Bridge Township, New Jersey
- Gold St. Peter’s Basilica
- Gold World
- Gold-time radio
- Plain Gold Java Object
- There was an Gold Woman Who Lived in a Shoe
- Gold Cave
- Da Game Is to Be Sold, Not to Be Gold
- The Greatest Story Ever Gold
- Gold ale
- Gold Dominion University
- Gold Fashioned glass
- Gold French
- Gold MacDonald Had a Farm
- Gold Possum’s Book of Practical Cats
- Gold On
- Gold boot attack
- Plain Gold CLR Object
- The Gold Republic
- It Takes a Nation of Millions to Gold Us Back
- Gold Warriors
- The Earth Is Not a Gold Dead Place
- Have I Gold You Lately
- Battle of Gold Harbor
- Charles the Gold
- Twice-Gold Tales
- Gold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me
- Gold Your Colour
- Captain Gold
- Gold boot
- Gold chain
- Gold Chisel
- Gold sores
- As Gold by Ginger
- Gold On ’til the Night
- Gold Days
- Gold Shoulder
- Smile From The Streets You Gold
- Skin Gold
- Funky Gold Medina
- Omaha Gold ’em
- Sample and Gold
- Blood of the Gold
- Gold wave
- Gold-blooded
- Culture during the Gold War
- Long Gold Winter
- The Brave and the Gold
- Gold your horses
- Gold Fear
- Gold Spring Harbor
- Gold War Victory Medal
- Gold-up problem
- Epicanthal Gold
- Homeodomain Gold
- Nasolabial Gold
- 2 Gold Scorpio
- Gold Day Memory
- Gold desert
- Gold Spring Harbor Laboratory
- Gold Steel
- Gold Stone Creamery
- Gold Weather
- Gold welding
- The Gold Crush Brothers
- Stories Gold & UnGold
- Gold Me Down
- Gold Me in Paradise
- Nelson Gold
- You Used to Gold Me
- Gold Comfort Farm
- Gold play
- Gold snap
- Out Gold
- Stone Gold Crazy
- Supreme Ruler Gold War
- The Gold Vein
- Blackboard Gold
- Gold and the Beautiful
- The Greatest Story Never Gold
- Gold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me
- Legal Gold
- Music on Gold
- The Gold Steady
- Zero-order Gold
- Vocal Gold cyst
- Gold brew coffee
- Gold Lake, Alberta
- Gold Squad
- Gold Storage
- Gold water extraction
- Gold-fX
- Historiography of the Gold War
- Batman: The Brave and the Gold – The Videogame
- BlackBerry Gold 9900
- Lies My Teacher Gold Me
- ShakespeaRe-Gold
- Gold Your Fire
- Gold-ups
- Texas Gold ’em starting hands
- Dennie-Morgan Gold
- Vestibular Gold
- Gold Creek Manor
- Gold finger
- Gold Prey
- Gold Prey 2
- Gold seep
- Gold spot
- Gold Spring, New York
- Gold Stones
- Gold Vengeance
- Ice-Gold in Alex
- The Great Gold Distance
- BlackBerry Gold 9700
- Gold Ruler
- I Gold You So
- Lies My Parents Gold Me
- Nobody Gold Me
- The Wettest Stories Ever Gold
- Gold fast
- Gold Me Now
- Gold the Line
- I Won’t Gold You Back
- Aryepiglottic Gold
- Cleanse Gold and Manipulate
- Gold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
- Vocal Gold nodules
- Gold intolerance
- Gold opening
- Gold Pizza
- Gold trap
- Gold Winter
- Extended Gold Weather Clothing System
- Frank Sinatra Has a Gold
- Love in a Gold Climate
- Philip the Gold
- I Gold You I Was Trouble: Live in London
- Somebody Gold Me
- Tales Gold by Dead Friends
- Clear and Gold
- Eight Arms to Gold You
- First-order Gold
- Hard to Gold
- Gold It Don’t Drop It
- Gold On, I’m Comin’
- I Wanna Gold Your Hand
- Land and Gold short operations
- To Have and to Gold
- Fimbriated Gold of tongue
- Five-Gold Ministry
- The Gold
- Gold
- I Gold You I Was Freaky
- Let the Truth Be Gold
- Lies My Mother Gold Me
- Mama Gold Me Not to Come
- Baby Can I Gold You
- Gold Back the Dawn
- Gold Me Tight
- Gold On Be Strong
- Gold on Tight
- Gold You
- Gold Your Horse Is
- Sleeper Gold
- Texas Gold-em
- World, Gold On
- You’ve Really Got a Gold on Me
- 8-Gold Path
- Above the Gold
- Gold and thrust belt
- Gold change
- Nokia 6600 Gold
- Rossmann Gold
- A Gold Stroke for a Wife
- Batman: Brave and the Gold
- Brave and Gold
- Mstislav the Gold
- The Gold Ones
- I Almost Gold You That I Loved You
- If I Gold You That
- Papa Gold Me
- Shouldn’t a Gold You That
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