Peace, love, and puns! If you’re a fan of all things hippie, you’re in for a treat. Hippies were known for their free-spirited, unconventional approach to life, and their unique lingo and countercultural beliefs inspired a wave of punny humor. These hippie puns are sure to make you smile, laugh, and maybe even feel a little groovy.
Whether you’re a flower child at heart or simply appreciate a good joke, these puns are sure to add some good vibes to your day. So grab your tie-dye shirt, light up some incense, and let’s take a trip down memory lane with these hilarious hippie puns!
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Hippie Puns
Q: How do you hide money from a hippie?
A: Ya put it under the soap!
Q: Did you hear about the hippie who got lost at sea?
A: He was too far out!
Q: Why do hippies like corduroy?
A: Because the material is so groovy.
Q: How do you get a hippie off your doorstep?
A: Pay for the pizza and close the door.
Q: How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Doesn’t matter. All they’re going to do is stand around and talk about changing it.
Q: Why couldn’t the Coast Guard save the hippie?
A: Because he was wayyy far out man.
Q: How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hippies can’t change anything. And they smell bad.
Q: Why do hippies wear pachouli??
A: So blind people can hate them to.
Q: What does the hippie on your couch say when you ask him to leave?
A: Namaste!
Q: How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?
A: He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi…
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Horseshoe Hippie
Hippie stones
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Find Me Hippie
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Hippie worm
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Hilum of Hippie
Hippie beans
Hippie tumour
Multicystic dysplastic Hippie
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Hippie Simpson
Proven Hippie
Dirty Hippie Love
Dirty Rotten Hippie Stinking Rich
Hippie State Initiative
The Hippie Beloved
Hippie donation
Hippie infection
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Steak and Hippie pudding
French Hippie
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Hippie Gear 2: Overture
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Presumed Hippie
Angels with Hippie Souls
Hippie Animals
Hippie Gorgeous
Hippie Pills
New England Hippie Finest
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Hippie Phillips
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New Hippie in Town
The National Hippie Foundation
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Equitorial Hippie
Fauna of New Hippie
Hippie Bissau
Hippie fowl
Hippie pig breed
Hippie worm disease
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Politics of Hippie
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Hippie plea
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Hippie Lucre
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