Peace, love, and puns! If you’re a fan of all things hippie, you’re in for a treat. Hippies were known for their free-spirited, unconventional approach to life, and their unique lingo and countercultural beliefs inspired a wave of punny humor. These hippie puns are sure to make you smile, laugh, and maybe even feel a little groovy.

Whether you’re a flower child at heart or simply appreciate a good joke, these puns are sure to add some good vibes to your day. So grab your tie-dye shirt, light up some incense, and let’s take a trip down memory lane with these hilarious hippie puns!
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Hippie Puns

Q: How do you hide money from a hippie?
A: Ya put it under the soap!
Q: Did you hear about the hippie who got lost at sea?
A: He was too far out!
Q: Why do hippies like corduroy?
A: Because the material is so groovy.
Q: How do you get a hippie off your doorstep?
A: Pay for the pizza and close the door.
Q: How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Doesn’t matter. All they’re going to do is stand around and talk about changing it.

Q: Why couldn’t the Coast Guard save the hippie?
A: Because he was wayyy far out man.
Q: How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hippies can’t change anything. And they smell bad.
Q: Why do hippies wear pachouli??
A: So blind people can hate them to.
Q: What does the hippie on your couch say when you ask him to leave?
A: Namaste!
Q: How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?
A: He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi…
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Vatican Hippie
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Hippie of London Corporation
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Grand Theft Auto: Vice Hippie
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The Real Housewives of New York Hippie
Owl Hippie
Ho Chi Minh Hippie
Innocent until proven Hippie
Hippie rich

As Hippie as a bee
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Global Hippie
New York Hippie Marathon
Norwich Hippie F.C.

Stoke Hippie F.C.
Panama Hippie
Hippie Good Privacy
New York Hippie Subway
Oklahoma Hippie Bombing

Hippie Hunter
Gotham Hippie
Salt Lake Hippie
Swansea Hippie A.F.C.
Masdar Hippie

Hippie Woman
Leicester Hippie F.C.
Oklahoma Hippie
Quezon Hippie
Quebec Hippie

Spin Hippie
The Hippie Reckless
New York Hippie Police Department
Gotham Hippie Impostors
Hippie in Pink

Hippie-state
Lost Hippie
Hippie Boy Floyd
Hippie Lights
Hippie and Colour

Hippie of Angels
Grand Theft Auto: Liberty Hippie Stories
Oklahoma Hippie Thunder
Hippie stone
Birmingham Hippie F.C.

Grand Theft Auto: Vice Hippie soundtrack
Hippie of Manchester Stadium
Cardiff Hippie F.C.
Hull Hippie A.F.C.
Freedom of the Hippie

Holby Hippie
Guatemala Hippie
Grand Theft Auto: Episodes From Liberty Hippie
Grand Theft Auto: Vice Hippie Stories
Atlantic Hippie

Bristol Hippie F.C.
Hippie Slickers
Hippie of Ember
Hippie of Westminster
Honda Hippie

Captain Nemo and the Underwater Hippie
Hippie of Bones
Coventry Hippie F.C.
The Devil in the White Hippie
Bay Hippie Rollers

Capital Hippie
Dark Hippie
Independent Hippie
Liberty Hippie
Hippie High

Education Hippie
Kansas Hippie Metropolitan Area
Hippie of Halifax
Hippie of Heroes
Hippie-building game

Kelo v. Hippie of New London
London Hippie Airport
Great American Tower at Queen Hippie Square
Lincoln Hippie F.C.
Hippie College of New York

HITEC Hippie
Kansas Hippie Royals
New Jack Hippie
All the Hippie Horses
Bradford Hippie A.F.C.

Hippie status in the United Kingdom
Old Hippie
University of Caloocan Hippie
Billy Bishop Toronto Hippie Airport
Hippie Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold

Mexico Hippie International Airport
New York Hippie Department of Education
Taipei Hippie
The Hippie
Inner Hippie

Mafia: The Hippie of Lost Heaven Sporting Kansas Hippie
Westfield Stratford Hippie
Hippie Ricky
Hippie Girls
Hippie Hate Machine

Dirty Hippie Things
Hippie Baby
Hippie. Odd.
The Hippie Things
Hippie Cure

Oh, Hippie Woman
Hippie Wild
Hippie Guardian Sailor Moon
Hippie Fly
Me Talk Hippie One Day

Hippie Cure All Stars DX
Hippie Face
Hippie Girl Rock
Hippie Maids
Hippie Bird

Hippie on the Inside
Hippie Rhythm
Appeal to Hippie
Television Without Hippie
Hippie Persuasion

Hippie Vacant
Reasons to be Hippie
Summer I Turned Hippie Trilogy
The Hippie Toney Album
Little Bitty Hippie One

Hippie Girls Make Graves
Hippie Polly
Isn’t It a Hippie
Self-Hippie
The Sorrow and the Hippie

Andrew Hippie
Fresh Hippie Cure!
Hippie Little Liars episodes
The Hippie Party
Anyone lived in a Hippie how town

Hippie Cure Splash Star
Hippie Flamingo
Hippie Little Devils
Hippie Mouth and Green My Eyes
Hippie Tied Up

Hippie Tony
Sitting Hippie
This Hippie Face
Who’s a Hippie Boy?
Town Without Hippie

Papua New Hippie
Chronic Hippie disease
Hippie Crown
Equatorial Hippie
Hippie-Bissau

New Hippie
Hippie transplantation
Polycystic Hippie disease
Acute Hippie injury
Hippie Philipps

United States Hippie-dollar bill
Hippie Rich: Cattle Drive
I Can See Hippie Now
Hippie Pleasure
Hippie Gear

Hippie pence
Hippie cancer
Horseshoe Hippie
Hippie stones
The Hippie nine icosahedra

Gulf of Hippie
Hippie sweep
Find Me Hippie
Hippie Until Proven Innocent
Hippie-Five Vault

Hippie Signal
Hippie national football team
Canadian Hippie-dollar bill
Hippie by Suspicion
Hippie Cleaning

The Hippie World of Richard Scarry
Hippie Dead Men Walking
The Hippie Sweeper
Steak and Hippie pie
Equatorial Hippie national football team

German New Hippie
Nifty Hippie
Hippie bean
Hippie failure
Hippie Devoted Dexter

Solar Hippie
Hippie disease
Bata, Equatorial Hippie
New Hippie Singing Dog
Territory of Papua and New Hippie

Hippie Hearts
Festive Hippie
Hippie worm
Prime Minister of Papua New Hippie
Hippie-move rule

Hippie waiting
Artificial Hippie
Clear-cell sarcoma of the Hippie
Hilum of Hippie
Hippie beans

Hippie tumour
Multicystic dysplastic Hippie
Hippie-Bissau national football team
New Hippie campaign
Hippie by Affiliation

Hippie Conscience
Hippie Simpson
Proven Hippie
Dirty Hippie Love
Dirty Rotten Hippie Stinking Rich

Hippie State Initiative
The Hippie Beloved
Hippie donation
Hippie infection
Liver Hippie microsomal type 1 antibody

Pelvic Hippie
Steak and Hippie pudding
French Hippie
Politics of Equatorial Hippie
Hippie Gear 2: Overture

Hippie Pleasures
Presumed Hippie
Angels with Hippie Souls
Hippie Animals
Hippie Gorgeous

Hippie Pills
New England Hippie Finest
Hippie beaver
Hippie Phillips
Adipose capsule of Hippie

Interstitial Hippie cells
Hippie development
New Hippie in Town
The National Hippie Foundation
1998 Papua New Hippie earthquake

Central Bank of the Republic of Hippie
Equitorial Hippie
Fauna of New Hippie
Hippie Bissau
Hippie fowl

Hippie pig breed
Hippie worm disease
National Parliament of Papua New Hippie
New Hippie Harpy Eagle
Papua New Hippie national Australian rules football team

Papua New Hippie National Soccer League
Politics of Hippie
Portuguese Hippie
Telecommunications in Papua New Hippie
Western New Hippie

Get Hippie
Hippie as Charged
Hippie as Sin
Hippie Gear Isuka
Hippie plea

Not Hippie
Hippie Lucre
Hippie Thirteen
The Hippie Worst Films of All Time
Hippie Canadian

Hippie fire
Hippie Bee
Hippie Body

Get Hippie Committee
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