80 Best Skateboard Jokes For Kids

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Skateboard Jokes For Kids

Q: How many skateboarders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three – one to do it, another one to film it, and one more to say, “That was sick, man!”
Skateboard Jokes For Kids Questions: How many skateboarders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three - one to do it, another one to film it, and one more to say, "That was sick, man!" on a gray background

Q: What do skaters do when they’re really talented?

A: GoPro

Q: What is the hardest thing in skateboarding?

A: Concrete

Q: What time is it when an elephant stands on your skateboard?

A: Time to get a new skateboard.

Q: What’s the hardest trick in skateboarding?

A: Getting a job.

Don’t fall off a skateboard with a guitar.

You could break your neck.

Q: What’s Tony Hawk’s power level?

A: It’s over 900.
 
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Q: Did you see that guy wearing a turban and doing tricks at the skatepark?

A: Sure, dude. It was Sikh.

Q: Why did the skateboard go to the movie?

A: Because it was wheely board.

Believe it or not, my skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common.

They both ended with an Ollie.
Skateboard Jokes For Kids Questions: Believe it or not, my skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common. They both ended with an Ollie. on a gray background

Q: What does Marty McFly skate on that also cleans his carpet?

A: A hoover board.

If I ever tell my father I want to be a professional skateboarder,

heelflip!

Q: What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

A: Fast food meals on wheels.

I lost my skateboard when I fell off.

For a moment, I couldn’t find it, but then it hit me.

Remember when radical extremists were just kids pulling sick stunts off on their skateboards?

Gnarly.

Q: What are the most common skaters’ last words?

A: “Hey, dude. Watch this!”

Q: How many skateboarders does it take to open a jar lid?

A: Only one, but it takes 50 tries.

I took my skateboard around my friend’s house.

“Wanna see me kickflip?” I asked.

“No…” he sighed.

He really regrets naming his dog “Flip”.
 
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Q: Why do recreational skaters watch Street League Skateboarding (SLS)?

A: To see how the pros wear beanies.

Q: What is a gang member’s favorite skateboard trick?

A: The Crip flip.
Skateboard Jokes For Kids Questions: What is a gang member's favorite skateboard trick? A: The Crip flip. on a gray background

Donald Trump should take up skateboarding.

He flips some sick 180s.

Honey, are you a mountaintop skateboard race?

Because there’s you with those curves, and me with no brakes.

You either love skateboarding,

or you’re wrong.

Nothing can stop skateboarders.

Well, except pebbles.

A hipster drowned yesterday.

He went ice skateboarding before it was cool.

Q: How does a skateboarder deliver his message?

A: By Air Mail.

Q: Did you hear about the skater who broke his elbow?

A: It was rather humerus.

“Sir, your balance is outstanding.”

“I know my balance is outstanding because I’ve been skating for years, but I fail to see how that’s going to help me pay back this debt.”

Q: What do you call a Chinese skateboarder?

A: Co-Ping.

“I really want to learn how to do skateboard tricks,” a father tells his son.

“Pop, shove it,” the kid replies.
Skateboard Jokes For Kids Questions: "I really want to learn how to do skateboard tricks," a father tells his son. "Pop, shove it," the kid replies. on a black background

Q: What do you call a pro skater who just broke up with his girlfriend?

A: Homeless.

I tried skateboarding to work, but I almost drowned.

I’m a fisherman.

Q: How do you know that frogs are skateboarding fans?

A: They’re always saying “rip it,” “rip it.”

Q: Where do you learn to skate?

A: In a boarding school.

Q: What do you call a whiney skateboarder that got famous?

A: Moany Hawk.

My best friend busted his knee while skateboarding.

That must have hurt wheel bad.

Q: Who was skateboarders’ favorite boxer?

A: Muhammad Ollie.

Tony Hawk changed skateboarding forever with that 900.

We could say it was revolutionary.

Q: What does a doctor normally say to skateboarders?

A: You’re sick.

Q: Why did the plank go to the movie?

A: Because it was board.
Skateboard Jokes For Kids Questions: Why did the plank go to the movie? A: Because it was board. on a blue background
 
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Q: What do you call a skater with green skin and a long nose?

A: An ollie-gator.

Q: What’s the difference between skateboard tricks and my political views?

A: None – people call them “sick” and “radical”.

Q: What do you call a skater who likes Starbucks?

A: A coffee grinder.

Q: What do you call a communist on a skateboard?

A: A radical leftist.

Q: How many old-school skateboarders does it take to open a bag of chips?

A: Just one, but he’ll complain about how much better the “good old” ones were, and it’ll take him about 20 tries.

Q: What do babies wear when they go skateboarding?

A: Mini-Vans.

Q: What’s Mike Vallely’s favorite kind of chicken?

A: Boneless.

Q: What do you call something that gave up being a small body of running water to pursue a career in professional skateboarding?

A: An ex-stream.

Q: How do you radicalize someone?

A: Buy them a skateboard.

My best friend says I can’t go skateboarding with a broken bone.

But I’m going out on a limb and do it anyway.
Skateboard Jokes For Kids Questions: My best friend says I can't go skateboarding with a broken bone. But I'm going out on a limb and do it anyway. on a gray background

Q: Why don’t skateboarders shop at Big Lots?

A: Because they’ve always preferred Ollie’s.

Q: How many vert skaters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. But they have to wear knee and elbow pads, and wrist guards.

Q: What do trance music scene and skateboarders have in common?

A: They all hate Scooter fans.

I lost my skateboard when i fell off and couldn’t find it.

Then it hit me.

Q: What kind of cheese do skateboarders eat?

A: Shredded cheese.

People always tell me to wear a helmet while skateboarding…

I can’t even remember the last time I hit my head.

Q: What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

A: Meals on wheels.

Q: Why did the skateboarder bury his head in dirt?

A: Face plant
 
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Q: What type of plants do skateboarders grow?

A: Faceplants

Q: Why is a skateboard a good investment?

A: Because you can flip it.
Skateboard Jokes For Kids Questions: Why is a skateboard a good investment? A: Because you can flip it. on a gray background

Q: How do you make a skateboard?

A: Tell boring stories while you’re fishing.

I wanted to buy a skateboard, but it was too cheap!

What cheapskates.

Oh, glorious asphalt,

tell me your secrets.

Q: What do you call Katy Perry when she is skateboarding?

A: Skaty Perry

I wanted to be a skateboarder.

They said it was just a half-pipe dream

Tony Hawk’s 900 really changed skateboarding…

I guess you could say it was revolutionary.

I’m bored and so tired…

That I could be mistaken as a skateboard.

Q: What does a zombie call a skateboarder?

A: Meals on wheels.

Q: Why do terrorists like skateboarding?

A: It’s totally radical!

Q: Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

A: Because they only use half pipes.
Skateboard Jokes For Kids Questions: Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers? A: Because they only use half pipes. on a gray background

Q: I hit some kid riding a skateboard today, on the way to work.

A: On a lighter note, I’m selling a lightly used skateboard.

Q: How many skateboarders does it take to open a jam jar?

A: Only one, but it takes 50 tries!

Q: Why shouldn’t you trust a skateboarder on April Fool’s day?

A: Because they’re really good at tricks!

Q: Why did the Olympic villain hate Simone Biles and Sky Brown?

A: He’d’ve got away with it without those medalling kids!

Q: What do you call a pack of sandwiches on a skateboard?

A: Meals on wheels!

Q: Why did pi have a skateboarding accident?

A: It just didn’t know when to stop!

Q: What does Dennis call a fish with wheels?

A: A skate-board!

Q: What’s big, furry and has eight wheels?

A: A monster on rollerskates!

Q: What do you call a skating potato who’s tight with money?

A: A chipskate!

Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?

A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Skateboard Jokes For Kids Questions: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates! on a black background

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