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Best Frog Jokes For Kids

Q: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them!
Frog Jokes For Kids Question: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them! on a green background

Q: What happens when two frogs collide?

A: They get tongue tied!

Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?

A: Unhoppy.

Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?

A: A rubbit!

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?

A: He liked a good croak and dagger.

Q: What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?

A: It got toad!
 
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Q: What’s green green green green green?

A: A frog rolling down a hill.

Q: What is a frog’s favorite game?

A: Croaket.

Q: What did the frog order at McDonald’s?

A: French flies and a diet croak.

Q: Why did the frog say meow?

A: He was learning a foreign language.
Frog Jokes For Kids Question: Why did the frog say meow? A: He was learning a foreign language. on a green background

Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?

A: He needed a “hopperation”!

Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world?

A: The one who drinks Canada Dry!

Q: How deep can a frog go?

A: Knee-deep Knee-deep.

Q: What do stylish frogs wear?

A: Jumpsuits!

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?

A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”

Q: What’s green and loud?

A froghorn.

Q: What happens when you cross a frog and a dog?

A: You get a croaker spaniel.

Q: What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A: A tadpole.

Q: What’s a frog’s favorite restaurant?

A: iHop.

Q: What type of shoe do frogs wear?

A: Open-toad sandals.
Frog Jokes For Kids Question: What type of shoe do frogs wear? A: Open-toad sandals. on a green background

Q: What do you call a frog that lies?

A: An am-fib-ian.

Q: Where do frogs hang their coats?

A: In the croakroom.

Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?

A: He needed a hoperation.

Q: What’s a frog’s favorite car?

A: A Beetle!

Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?

A: A bunny ribbit.

Q: How do frogs share secrets?

A: Through Morse Toad.

Q: What’s a frog’s favorite candy?

A: Lollihops.

Q: Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?

A: He wanted to robbit.

Q: What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?

A: Hoppera.

Q: What type of frog has horns?

A: A bull frog.
Frog Jokes For Kids Question: What type of frog has horns? A: A bull frog. on a green background

Q: How does a frog pick his favorite baseball team?

A: He jumps on the bandwagon.

Q: What do you call a 100-year-old toad?

A: An old croak.
 
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Q: What do you call 144 frogs in a box?

A: Gross!

Q: Where do frogs go to get glasses?

A: The hoptician.

Q: What do you say to a frog who hitchhikes?

A: Hop in.

Q: What do window-cleaning frogs say?

A: Rub-it, rub-it!

Q: What’s a frog’s favorite year?

A: A leap year.

Q: Why did the frog go to jail?

A: He robbed a riverbank.

Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist?

A: Kermit the Fog.

Q: What do frogs drink in winter?

A: Hot croak-co.
Frog Jokes For Kids Question: What do frogs drink in winter? A: Hot croak-co. on a green background

Q: Where do frog musicians get recognition?

A: The Grammy Awarts.

Q: Why are frogs so good at basketball?

A: They always do jump shots.

Q: What do frogs do with paper?

A: Rip it, rip it.

Q: What’s a frog’s biggest flaw?

A: They’re always jumping to conclusions.

Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a snake?

A: A jump rope.

Q: What did the frog dress up as for Halloween?

A: A prince.

Q: Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

A: He was newt to the area.

Q: Why do frogs want to be rappers?

A: They’re big into hip-hop.

Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

A: Lily.

Q: What would you call a frog that has parked illegally?

A: Toad.
Frog Jokes For Kids Question: What would you call a frog that has parked illegally?  A: Toad. on a green background

Q: Where does a witch’s frog sit?

A: On a toadstool.

Q: What did the frog say about his favourite book? X

A: Reddit, reddit, reddit.

Q: Where do you get frog’s eggs?

A: At the spawn shop.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the frog at the bus stop?

A: Hop on.

Q: What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

A: Star Warts.

Q: Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?

A: No, I always walk this way.

Q: What do you call a frog hanging over your head at Christmas?

A: Mistletoad.

Q: Why did the frog make so many mistakes at school?

A: It kept jumping to the wrong conclusions.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison tree frog?

A: A croakadile.

Q: Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?

A: He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Frog Jokes For Kids Question: Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?  A: He had to go to the Hopthalmologist. on a green background

Q: What does a frog wear on St. Patrick’s day?

A: Nothing!

Q: What’s green and red?

A: A very mad frog.

Q: What’s green with red spots?

A: A frog with the chicken pox!

Q: What’s green with bumps?

A frog with the measles!

Q: What’s black and white and green?

A frog sitting on a newspaper.

Q: What’s green and dangerous? 

A frog with a hand-grenade.

Q: How deep is a frog pond?

A: Kneedeep, kneedeep!

Q: What do frogs eat in the summer?

A: Hopsicles.

Q: What do you call a frog spy?

A: A croak and dagger agent!
 
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Q: What is a frog’s favorite flower?

A: Croak-us!
Frog Jokes For Kids Question:What is a frog's favorite flower? A: Croak-us! on a green background

Q: What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?

A: Hip hop.

Q: What’s green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd?

A: A ground frog.

Q: What book do frog parents read to their kids before bedtime?

A: Hop on Pop.

Q: What did the frog say about meeting new frogs?

A: He never met a morphosis he didn’t like.

Q: What did the frog say when he entered the busy restaurant?

A: Wow- this place is hopping.

Q: Why did the frog keep eating his homework?

A: It was written on fly paper.

Q: What do frog like St. Patrick’s day?

A: They don’t have to wear anything green because they’re already green.

Q: What do Klingon frogs use as camoflauge?

A: A croaking device.

Q: Who was the frog’s mother’s sister?

A: Aunt Phibian.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a frog?

A: A wart hog.
Frog Jokes For Kids Question: what do you get when you cross a pig and a frog? A: A wart hog. on a green background

Q: What kind of frog race is never run?

A: A swimming race.

Q: What did the fish say when he saw his toad friend?

A: Wart’s new?

Q: How do frogs stay cool during the summer?

A: By going in a tad pool.

Q: What kind of exercise is best for a frog?

A: Tadpull ups.

Q: What was the name of the frog cowboy?

A: Hopalong Cassidy

Q: What do amphibians like to eat on hot days?

A: Frogurt (frozen yogurt).

Q: Why was sea captain Kermit looking for a lighthouse?

A: It was froggie out.

Q: Why didn’t the frog walk across the road?

A: He hoped instead.

Q: What do frog’s drink after a day of sledding?

A: Hot croak-o.

Q: Why couldn’t the zoo keeper talk?

A: He had a frog in his throat.
Frog Jokes For Kids Question: Why couldn’t the zoo keeper talk? A: He had a frog in his throat. on a green background

Q: What video game is most popular among amphibians?

A: Frogger.

Q: What do frogs play during recess?

A: Hop-scotch.

Q: Why couldn’t kermit sing the song?

A: He frogot the words.

Q: Which day of the week do frogs love most?

A: Flyday.

Q: What do amphibians put on their pancakes?

A: Frog cabin syrup.

Q: What did one frog say to the other?

A: Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!

Q: Why couldn’t the snake talk?

A: It had a frog in his throat!

Q: What jumps up and down in front of a car?

A: Froglights.

Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and Kermit the frog have in common?

A: The same middle name.

Q: What’s green and only appears once every 76 years?

A: Halley’s Kermit.
Frog Jokes For Kids Question:  What’s green and only appears once every 76 years? A: Halley’s Kermit. on a green background

Q: What is green and red and goes around and around at 100 miles an hour?

A: A frog in a blender.

Q: What did the biology teacher tell the frog?

A: Looks aren’t everything, it’s what inside you that really matters.

Q: What did the frog name its daughter?

A: Rebec.

Q: Hey, do you guys want to hear a story about frogs?

A: I think you’ll find it ribbeting.

Q: What do you call it when two frogs have a chat?

A: A ribbiting conversation.

Q: Did you hear about the frog professor?

A: He gave very ribbiting lectures.

Q: How do frogs fasten sheet metal?

A: With ribbets.

Q: Have you heard the saying “Raining Cats & Frogs”?

A: Don’t make fun of my lisp.

Q: What do you call a talking frog?

A: A quantum leap.

Q: What’s the world’s weakest animal?

A: A toad, she croaks if you even touch her!
Frog Jokes For Kids Question:  What’s the world’s weakest animal? A: A toad, she croaks if you even touch her! on a green background

Q: What did the frog say to his girlfriend?

A: We’re in a Kermitted relationship.
 
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Q: What did the angry frog say?

A: I’m hopping mad.

Q: Who is Kermit’s favourite character in The Hobbit?

A: Frog-o Baggins.

Q: What is Kermit the Frog’s favorite crisp flavor?

A: Croaky bacon!

Q: What’s green and goes ‘rabbit! rabbit!’?

A: A very confused frog!

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