The Best Cupcake Jokes For Kids that Take the Cake!

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If you are looking for some sweet jokes that are good clean fun for the whole family, you have come to the right place! These hilarious cupcake jokes for kids really take the cake! 

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Two things that are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face are yummy cupcakes and funny jokes. Our cupcake jokes for kids bring both of those favorite things together! Your kids will not be able to contain their giggles with these side-splitting jokes!

Sprinkle your day with smiles and laughs with these clever cupcake jokes for kids! All of our jokes are kid-friendly and clean, so you never have to worry about your kids repeating them. They’ll love memorizing them and telling them over and over! For more laughs that your whole family can enjoy, be sure to check out our donut jokes and rainbow jokes!

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The Best Cupcake Jokes for Kids

Q: What does the best hockey team get for their end-of-season party?

A: Stanley Cupcakes.
cupcake jokes for kids question: What does the best hockey team get for their end-of-season party? A: Stanley Cupcakes on a pink background

Q: Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?

A: They both count on the batter! 

Q: What is the #1 cupcake for a snow day?

A: The ones with thick icing! 

Q: Where do bakers go on vacation?

A: Orlandough, Florida.

Q: What does Frosty the Snowman like on his cupcakes?

A: Icing!

Q: What did the pig say when somebody told him he was making cupcakes all wrong?

A: Listen, I’ve been bacon my whole life. 

Q: What’s the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin

A: The batter. 

Q: Why did the burglar break into the bakery?

A: Because he heard the cupcakes were rich.
 
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Q: What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?

A: Desserted.

I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough.

They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain.
cupcake jokes for kids question: I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain. on a blue background

Today I ate a cupcake without sprinkles.

Diets are really hard.

Q: Why is Gandalf’s cupcake shop so successful?

A: Because he has a magical staff.

Q: Why is Harry Potter’s cupcake shop so successful?

A: Because he has a magical staff.

Q: Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his cupcake?

A: Cause he was stuffed.

Knock, knock…

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah, who?

Noah good joke about cupcakes?

I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere.

It was kind of scary. The streets were oddly desserted. 

Q: Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office?

A: It was feeling crumby. 

Two cupcakes are in the oven together cooking and one of them says “If we don’t get out of here alive, I love you man.”

The other cupcake says “Oh my gosh… A talking cupcake!”

Q: What did the cupcake say to the fork?

A: You want a piece of me?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

June.

June who?

June know how to tell a good cupcake knock-knock joke?
cupcake jokes for kids: Knock Knock. Who’s there? June. June who? on a peach background

Q: Why didn’t the cupcake talk to the croissant?

A: Because he had muffin to say.

Q: What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy cupcake?

A: “What’s eating you?”

Q: What do you call a pessimistic cupcake?

A: A Little Debbie downer.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

June

June who?

June know any good cupcake knock knock jokes?
 
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I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me… please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes.

She replied…”I won’t dessert you.”

Q: Why did the man put the cupcake in the freezer?

A: Because his wife told him to ice it!

Q: Why do we put candles on top of a cupcake?

A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

Q: Why did the birthday cupcake go to the doctor?

A: Because it was feeling crumby!

Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

A: Coop-cakes!

Q: What did one cupcake say to the other?

A: Absolutely muffin.

Q: What did the wife cupcake say when her husband asked what’s wrong?

A: Shrugs shoulders while turning head up and to the right “muffin'”.
cupcake jokes for kids question: What did the wife cupcake say when her husband asked what’s wrong? A: Shrugs shoulders while turning head up and to the right “muffin'". on a pink background

In a bakery…

Man to the shop assistant: “I’ll have that thing there, please.” 

Shop assistant: “Cupcake?” 

Man: “OK, Cupcake, I’ll have that thing there, please.”

Q: What do you call a three hundred pound dad who’s one cupcake away from exploding?

A: Pops.

Some only dream of cupcakes—others bake it happen.

Cupcakes are good for muffin.

What’s up, cupcake?

Muffin much.

Cupcakes are just muffins that believe in miracles.

A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.

Charlie Brooker

Q: Why was the cupcake so scared of the bong?

A: Because the bong threatened to get him baked.

My friend is a diabetic, he had his first cupcake today,

it sure was a sweet way to go.

So I saw a sweet little girl in the park selling cupcakes so I purchased one and as I savoured it’s flavor I asked her,” don’t you ever get tempted to take one of them?”

She looked at me in shock,”no! That would be stealing. I only lick them and put them right back.”

I signed up to volunteer at a pro-life bake sale.

I’ll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they’re actually cupcakes.
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Life is what you bake it.

Life is good—bake the most of it.

I’m just a cupcake in search of a studmuffin.

 
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Cupcakes pave the way for legalized frostitution.

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed.

Cupcakes make it worthwhile.

Some days you eat salad and go to the gym, some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to wear pants.

It’s called balance.

Q: If I have 40 cupcakes and give 2 to my friend and 5 to my dog and eat 20 of the cupcakes, what do I have now?

A: Diabetes.

Q: What kind of cup doesn’t hold water?

A: Cupcake.
cupcake jokes for kids question: What kind of cup doesn't hold water? A: Cupcake. on a pink background

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