It’s no secret that most parents love a pun. I am one of those parents who love puns. If you’ve ever been around me for more than 5 minutes, you know that I can’t resist a good pun. And what better way to show my love for puns than by sharing some helicopter puns with all of you?
Whether you’re a pilot or just someone who loves airplanes, I’m sure you’ll appreciate these hilarious helicopter puns. Keep reading for a good chuckle/
What Makes A Pun?
There’s something special about a good pun. They make us laugh, but they’re also strangely clever. What makes a pun funny, and how do you come up with them? Let’s take a look!
A pun is a play on words, or you can call them a figure of speech. It is where you take a word that could have more than one meaning and substitute it for the other, causing what you just shared be become a funny pun.
If you are looking to write your own puns, start simple. Once you start getting the hang of writing puns they become easier. To see more examples of funny puns to help spark your creativity, be sure to check out Art Puns, Outer Space Puns That Are Out of This World, and The Best Tomato Puns & Jokes.
Helicopter Puns for Kids
Q: What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?A: A Helenkelicopter.
A helicopter crashes in a graveyard…the police recovered 300 bodies.
An aviation enthusiast enters a bar.
He asks, “Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?”The bartender laughs and says, “Sorry, we only have plain chips.”
Q: What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?A: A patchy gunship
Q: Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning?A: Twirly.
Never shave in a helicopter…Unless you want Apache beard.
Why isn’t a fleet of helicopters…Just called hellacopters?
I turned off the fan because I was a bit cold.I wonder why everyone else on the helicopter is panicking?
Q: What did the airplane say to the helicopter?A: Mad props, yo!
Q: What do you call a police helicopter?A: A heli-copper.
I’ve heard of helicopter parents…But I’ve yet to meet a baby helicopter.
Q: What kind of news does a helicopter read?A: Uplifting ones.
Q: You know that air that is generated by helicopter rotors when they are spinning really fast? Did you know that it’s not normal air?A: It’s helicopt-air
Did you hear the one about the helicopter?Never mind, it would go over your head.
Q: Why did the helicopter fly into the ground?A: Because the heavencopter was the one in the sky!
Q: Hey you know those silent stealth helicopters?A: No. Haven’t heard of those.
Q: What’s wrong with Mickey Mouse’s helicopter?A: Disneyland
Q: What do you call a helicopter made of old fabric?A: An apatche
I love being a helicopter parent.I get to show my daughter things she would have never seen from the ground.
Q: What do underpants and helicopters have in common?A: In an emergency they both go down.
Q: My friend’s dad delivered a beauty the other day. What happened when a girl backed into a helicopter?A: Disaster.
Q: Why do you always see a helicopter outside the White House?A: Because it’s too big to fit inside the White House.
Why is that helicopter coming at me sideways, bro.He must have a bad attitude.
Did you know that an helicopters propeller serves to keep the pilot cool?Because when it stops the pilot starts sweating.
Life is like a helicopter…It goes up, it goes down, and I have no idea how to control it.
A list of things that helicopters do in movies1. explode
I wrote a book about helicoptersIt really took off.
Q: Why did the flight of mi-24s get confused when a bee flew into the lead helicopter?A: Because the lead helicopter is now beehind.
Q: What do helicopter pilots call it when their guacamole that’s gone bad falls on the ground?A: Black guac down…
Q: Why couldn’t the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?A: Because he was on a higher plane.
What’s the diffencer between a bird and a helicopter?It’s a matter of a pinion.
Do you know how the French came up with the word for helicopter?Hey Look Up There!
Doctor to patient with gash on forehead: “What was the last thing you heard before the helicopter rotor hit you?”“Someone shouting ‘Duck, duck go!'”
A nervous soldier had jumped from a helicopter. He Radioed to his commander: “Are you sure these parachutes are safe?”The commander chuckled, reassuring the solider. “We’ve had no complaints about them.”
When I wanted to buy a helicopter, my wife said I shouldn’t make impulsive purchases.I said, “You’re right! I should take it out for a spin first.”
Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people?
I’m still looking for 2 more adults to join me and my wife.
We leave early Saturday morning from New York and will fly to Boston, where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a friend’s yacht. Then we’ll do a flight along the coast, up to Cape Elizabeth returning to Boston for dinner, then fly back home.
If interested, please message me.Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can’t go.
Two blondes won a joy ride in a helicopter.
As they reached maximum altitude one turned to the other and said, “I hope nothing goes wrong, have they got enough fuel?”The other responded, “I hope so too. Imagine if they ran out, we’d be stuck up here forever!”
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