120 Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell at School

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Do your kids love jokes, but you worry about if they are appropriate for school or not? Well, guess what? We have rounded up 120 really funny jokes for kids to tell at school. These are clean and perfect for school!

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Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell at School

If you are looking for clean jokes to tell at school, there is good news, these really funny jokes for kids to tell at school are perfect for telling at school. They are clean and appropriate for students and teachers because, let’s be honest, we all need a good laugh during the school day.

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120 Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School

Q: Which school does an ice cream man go to?

A: Sundae school

Q: What’s so fresh in the chemistry class?

A: The experiMINTS

Q: Why do magicians score well in exams?

A: Because they can handle tricky questions

Q: Name the dinosaur that has the best vocabulary.

A: The thesaurus

Q: Why does the math class make students sad?

A: Because it is full of problems
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: Why does the math class make students sad? A: Because it is full of problems in pink background

Q: Why are the dark ages named so?

A: Because they have many knights

Q: Which is the tallest school building?

A: The library—because it has many STORIES

Q: Which tree is the math teacher’s favorite?

A: GeomeTREE

Q: How do bees get to school?

A: By school buzz…

Q: How do the fish get to school?

A: By octobus!
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: How do the fish get to school? A: By octobus! in blue background
 
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Q: What does a gorilla learns in school?

A: His Ape B C’s.

Q: What does a snake learn in school?

A: Hiss tory.

Q: Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

A: It’s not right.

Q: Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?

A: Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…

Q: Did you hear about the cross eyed-teacher?

A: He couldn’t control his pupils!
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: HDid you hear about the cross eyed-teacher? A: He couldn’t control his pupils!  in blue background

Teacher: Johnny, which month has 28 days?

Student: Every month!

Q: What did the glue say to the teacher?

A: “I’m stuck on you.”
 
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Q: What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?

A: I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed!

Q: Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?

A: Because his keys were on the piano.

Q: What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?

A: Pick them up and roll them back to her!
A: Pick them up and roll them back to her!
 
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Q: Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?

A: Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q: What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

A: The alpha-BAT.

Q: What did the ghost teacher say to his class?

A: “Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!”

Q: Why did the students study in the airplane?

A: Because they wanted higher grades.

Q: Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

A: Because it has a million degrees!
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: Why doesn’t the sun go to college? A: Because it has a million degrees! in bluegreen background

Q: Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?

A: Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).

Q: Why did the jellybean go to school?

A: To become a smartie!

Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?

A: Pi!

Q: What object is king of the classroom?

A: The ruler!

Q: What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?

A: Smartie Pants!
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket? A: Smartie Pants! in pink background
 
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Q: Why did the teacher draw on the window?

A: Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Q: Why did 6 hate 7?

A: Beacuse 7 8 9.

Q: Why did the boy go to the top of the school?

A: Because he wanted to go to high school.

Q: What did the math book say to the other math book?

A: “I’ve got problems.”

Q: What did the calculator say to the other calculator?

A: You can count on me!
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: What did the calculator say to the other calculator? A: You can count on me! in blue background

Q: Why didn’t the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?

A: Because he didn’t want anything to slip his mind.

Q: Why do teachers give you homework?

A: Just to annoy you.

Q: What did the bully have for lunch?

A: He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q: What’s the difference between a train and a teacher?

A: The teacher says, “Spit your gum out” and the train says, “Choo-……..choo!”

Q: Why did the Cyclops close his school?

A: Because he only had one pupil.
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: Why did the Cyclops close his school? A: Because he only had one pupil. in blue background
 
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Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?

A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

A: Because he wanted to get to high school.

Q: Why is arithmetic hard work?

A: All those numbers you have to carry.

Q: What did the student say after the teacher said, “Order students, order?”

A: “Can I have fries and a burger?”

Q: Where did the pencil go for vacation?

A: To Pennsylvania.
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question:Where did the pencil go for vacation? A: To Pennsylvania. in red background

Q: Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?

A: Because the teacher told him to take a seat.

Q: When is a blue school book not a blue school book?

A: When it is read!

Q: Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?

A: Times Square.

Q: Why did the student drown?

A: All her grades were below C-level!

Q: What tools do you need for math?

A: MultiPLIERS.
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: What tools do you need for math? A: MultiPLIERS. in bluegreen background
 
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Q: What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?

A: In kindergarden.

Q: Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?

A: Because she had the perfect pitch.

Q: What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?

A: They had a class trip!

Q: What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

A: Getting lost.

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

A: Because his students were so bright!
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? A: Because his students were so bright! in blue background

Q: Where do monsters study?

A: In ghoul school.

Q: Who sits in front of the class in ghoul school?

A: The creature teacher

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?

Dewey have to go to school today?

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t”.

Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

Q: Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?

A: She couldn’t control her pupils!
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question:Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed? A: She couldn’t control her pupils! in pink background
 
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Q: What school supply is always tired?

A: A knapsack!

Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.

Kid: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much.

Teacher: James, where is your homework?

James: I ate it.

Teacher: Why?

James: You said it was a piece of cake!

Q: What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?

A: A blackboard!
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: What is white when its dirty and black when its clean? A: A blackboard! in blue background

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?

Student: I’m paying as little attention as I can.

Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?

Pupil: I used his pen!

Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.

Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!

Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train?

A: The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and the second goes “chew chew”!

Q: When do student astronauts eat?

A: During LAUNCH time
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: When do student astronauts eat? A: During LAUNCH time in blue background
 
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Q: What is the blackboard’s favorite drink?

A: Hot CHALKolate

Q: What is the favorite subject of a witch?

A: English—Because it has SPELLings

Q: Why do we measure a snake in inches?

A: Because it does not have feet

Q: Why do fireflies get bad grades at school?

A: Because they are not bright enough

Q: How do you know that Saturn was married more than once?

A: Because it has many rings
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: How do you know that Saturn was married more than once? A: Because it has many rings in red background

Q: Why is beer never served at a math party?

A: Because you should never drink and derive

Q: A school bus that you can never enter

A: SyllaBUS

Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?

A: RUBBER BAND—Because it stretches

Q: Why was the echo detained at school?

A: Because it replied every single time

Q: Why was the clock called to the principal’s office?

A: For TOCKing too much
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: Why was the clock called to the principal’s office? A: For TOCKing too much in pink background
 
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Q: Who is everyone’s best friend at school?

A: The princiPAL

Q: Which letter is hidden in a cup?

A: The letter T

Q: Why don’t giraffes go to elementary school?

A: Because they go to high school

Q: Why is the letter A most like a flower?

A: Because a ‘Bee’ always follows it.

Q: The smartest letters of the alphabet

A: The Ys (wise)
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question:The smartest letters of the alphabet A: The Ys (wise) in blue background

Q: Why do the students wear glasses during math class?

A: To improve their diVISION

Q: What compliment does a zero give to eight?

A: Nice belt (8)

Q: Why were the students doing multiplication on the floor?

A: The teacher asked them not to use tables.

Q: How do you make seven an even number?

A: By removing the ‘S’

Q: This US state has the most number of math teachers

A: MATHachusetts
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: TThis US state has the most number of math teachers A: MATHachusetts in blue background
 
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Q: What is a mathematical plant?

A: The one with square roots.

Q: Why is the obtuse angle always upset?

A: Because it can never be right

Q: Favorite season of a math teacher

A: SUMmer

Q: Why can’t 12 and 9 get married?

A: Because they’re under 18

Q: Why is a geometry lesson so adorable?

A: Because it has a lot of aCUTE angles
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: Why is a geometry lesson so adorable? A: Because it has a lot of aCUTE angles in red background

Q: What’s a frog’s favorite year?

A: Leap year

Q: Which animal cheats in the exams?

A: CHEATah

Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?

A: They make up everything.

Q: What do elves do after school?

A: GHOME work

Q: What are Santa Claus’ brothers and sisters called?

A: Relative CLAUSES
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: What are Santa Claus’ brothers and sisters called? A: Relative CLAUSES angles in bluegreen background
 
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Q: Why shouldn’t you marry an apostrophe?

A: Because it’s too possessive

Q: How do math students take a sunbath?

A: By using SIN and COS to get tan

Q: Why are chemists good at solving problems?

A: Because they have all the solutions

Q: What do ducks use for solving problems?

A: A QUACKulator!

Q: What does a spider do on the Internet?

A: Create a website
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: What does a spider do on the Internet? A: Create a website in pink background

Q: What’s so difficult about music class?

A: You have to write down many notes.

Q: What are the ten things teachers can always count on?

A: Their fingers

Q: Which is the longest table in the class?

A: The multiplication table

Q: The coolest letters of the alphabet

A: AC

Q: Why do triangles and squares work out every day?

A: To stay in shape
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: Why do triangles and squares work out every day? A: To stay in shape in blue background
 
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Q: A bet that cannot be won

A: An alphaBET

Q: An English teacher addicted to Instagram

A: InstaGRAMMAR

Q: Favorite tree of an English teacher

A: PoeTREE

Q: “What’s the longest sentence?” the English teacher asked.

A: “Life imprisonment,” the student replied.

Q: An English teacher’s favorite breakfast

A: Synonym rolls
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: An English teacher’s favorite breakfast A: Synonym rolls in blue background

Q: The reason why English teachers dislike parole

A: They like complete sentences.

Q: An overqualified circle has?

A: 360 degrees

Q: What does a book do in the winter?

A: Puts on a jacket. 

Q: Why didn’t the fish go on vacation?

A: Because he was always in school. 

Q: How do you get straight A’s?

A: By using a ruler!
Really Funny Jokes for Kids to Tell At School Question: how do you get straight A's? A: By using a ruler! in red background
 
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