If your kids love the magic of unicorns, then they are going to love these magical unicorn jokes for kids. They are funny, perfect for the whole family, and sure to put a smile on your face.
Jokes are the perfect way to get kids to laugh! They make great icebreakers and really get kids to start opening up; that is why I love to always have a bunch of jokes ready to go!
Since my daughter loves unicorns, I have created the ultimate list of unicorn jokes for kids. Unicorn lovers of all ages can’t help but giggle, laugh, and want to tell these again and again!
If you are like me, you are always a little worried about the punch line of any joke, but don’t worry because these unicorn jokes are kid-friendly and clean! No more worrying about cringing at the punch line when they tell their jokes, thank goodness!
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Unicorn Jokes for Kids
Q: Did you hear about the unicorn with a negative attitude?A: She always said neigh.
Q: What street do unicorns live on?A: Mane Street.
Q: What game should you never play with a unicorn?A: Leap frog
Q: What is the difference between Justin Bieber and a unicorn?A: One is a magical creature found in little girls’ dreams and the other is just a unicorn
Q: What do unicorns eat for breakfast?A: Lucky charms
Q: What did the mythical creature serve at his barbecue?A: Unicorn on the cob
Q: What do unicorns call their dad?A: Pop corn
Q: If hay is for horses, what’s for unicorns?A: Haaaaaay!
Q: Why did the unicorn want to join the school band?A: So he could wear a uni-form.
Q: What do you call a unicorn who got a flu shot?A: An immunicorn
Q: Which state do unicorns like most?A: Maine.
Q: Why did the unicorn cross the road?A: Why did the unicorn cross the road?
Q: Why’d the little unicorn get sent to bed without supper?A: She wouldn’t stop horsing around at the dinner table
Q: Why was the unicorn such a good guitar player?A: He knew all the uni-chords.
Q: Why do unicorns like silly jokes?A: Because they’re uni-corny.
Q: Where do naughty unicorns go?A: Unicourt
Q: How do unicorns get to the park?A: On a unicycle.
Q: What do you call a unicorn with no horn?A: A eunichorn
Q: What do unicorn moms bake on Sunday?A: UniCorn muffins
Q: Where did the unicorn gallop off to after the thunderstorm?A: Somewhere over the rainbow.
Q: What do you call it when a unicorn wakes up for a midnight snack?A: Star grazing
Q: How does the unicorn display the spoils from her Fall harvest?A: With a unicornicopia
Q: Why do unicorns listen to polkas?A: They like to hear unicordians.
Q: What’s the best type of story to tell a runaway unicorn?A: A tale of whoa!
Q: What’s black and white and eats like a unicorn?A: A zebra.
Q: What was the unicorn’s favorite type of story?A: A fairy tail.
Q: What do you call a unicorn with large eyelashes?A: U-ni-brow.
Q: What do you get if you cross a unicorn and a cow?A: Horned beef
Q: What looks like half a unicorn?A: The other half
Q: What card game do unicorns play?A: Uno
Q: Where do unicorns go to ride the merry-go-round?A: A unicorn-ival.
Q: What do you call a scary unicorn?A: A nightmare
Q: What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a cob of corn?A: You get a unicorn.
Q: Why can you always trust what a unicorn says?A: They’re no bull.
Q: What’s the difference between a unicorn and an honest politician?A: Nothing. They’re both fictional characters.
Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?A: One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
Q: Which side of a unicorn has the most hair?A: The outside.
Q: How do you know that a unicorn has been in your house?A: They leave glitter everywhere!
Q: What did the unicorn say when it fell?A: I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup.
Q: What do you call a fancy unicorn?A: A glamicorn.
Q: Why did the princess prefer her unicorn to her pony?A: Her pony horsed around too much.
Q: What is the unicorn’s favorite sport?A: Running mare-athons.
Q: Why did the unicorn run across the road?A: It was late for horse-story class.
Q: What do you call a unicorn that doesn’t have a horn?A: A horse!
Q: How do unicorns get around?A: On a unicycle!
Unicorns never horse around — they get right to the point.
Unicorns are real; they’re just big, grey, and called rhinos.
Do you have some favorite unicorn jokes for kids that didn’t make the list? Be sure to share them in the comments so we can add them to the list!
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