35 Funny Hotel Jokes For Kids

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Are you looking for some clever jokes to elevate your mood? Dive into our pool of hotel jokes for kids! Whether you are traveling and staying in a hotel, or you just think hotels are cool, you are sure to enjoy your stay with these silly hotel jokes for kids. These jokes are maid for sharing and giggling with all of your friends and family! 

We know that keeping things clean and appropriate is key, so these hotel jokes for kids are totally family-friendly. You’ll sleep comfortably at night knowing that your kids can memorize them and repeat them over and over again. For more hysterical jokes, Be sure to check out our piano jokes for kids and volcano jokes for kids

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The Hotel Jokes for Kids

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hotel.

Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!
hotel jokes for kids question:  Knock knock. Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who? Ho, tell me where my money is! on a peach background

If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.

It would be a Pangea breakfast.

The worst hotel I’ve ever stayed in was called The Fiddle.

It was a vile inn.

I decided to go on a vacation with my family. Almost all the hotel rooms were booked except one

It was our last resort…

What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.

They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
 
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Neo met Reese Witherspoon in a hotel room…

after some time he said goodbye to his friend, Reese Wither

Q: What do you call a potato in a hotel room?

A: A suite potato.

My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.

I said don’t forget your Baghdad.

A photon checks into a hotel. “Need any help with your luggage sir?” asks the porter.

“No thanks ” replies the photon. “I am travelling light.”
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Cowboy goes in to a hotel and says “a single room and a wardrobe for my horse.” “Your horse sir,?” the manager replied!

“Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!”

The AC was broken at the hotel lobby I am staying at.

I wasn’t expecting such a warm reception.

I was planing on taking a shower at my hotel today…

…but apparently they bolt those things to the wall.

Q: What does u/username do when he hates the hotel he’s staying at?

A: Username checks out.

Q: What do you call hotel with a lot of floors?

A: A hoTall

I am staying at a hotel and watched a great movie last night with lots of cowboys, gunfights, and drinking.

It was the Best Western I’ve ever seen.
 
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Q: Why are tight pants like a cheap hotel?

A: No ballroom

I had an employee at the hotel that ironed the bed sheets. I noticed that as the days wore on, the number of sheets ironed was going down.

Her job performance was de-creasing.

I’m thinkning about opening a hotel that also sells footwear.

I think it would be a real Shoe Inn.

I’m opening a butchers shop above a hotel.

It’s a cut above the rest.
hotel jokes for kids question: I’m opening a butchers shop above a hotel. It’s a cut above the rest.  on a blue background

I had been lost in Las Vegas for days, wandering the streets. Up ahead, I thought I saw my hotel…

But it was a Mirage…

My Dad and I went to a 5-star hotel. Hostess: Do you have reservations?

Dad: No, I am confident that I want to eat here.

Q: What did the cracker say when he checked into a 5 star hotel?

A: “This is the Ritz!”

I stayed at a hotel last night and came home with bed bugs!

I mite stay there again.

I tried to get a room at the library hotel.

But everything was booked.

Q: What do a man’s thong and a cheap hotel have in common?

A: No Ballroom

Q: Why did the Native American sleep in the hotel lobby?

A: He didn’t have a reservation.

Q: What did the regular hotel room say to the fancy hotel room

A: Oh suite!

I went to a hotel that had continental breakfast.

Unfortunately the continent was Africa so all I got was an empty plate.

I returned to my hotel after an evening of drinking, so I went to the front desk. Excuse me, I don’t remember what room I’m in. I said.

No problem, said the receptionist. You’re in the lobby.
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I hate hotel towels….So thick and fluffy.

I can’t even close my suitcase.

The hotel I stayed in recently tried to charge me $10 for using the A/C.

That wasn’t cool.

I visited a haunted hotel in France.

It gave me the crepes.

Jesus goes to the front desk of a hotel. He puts down 3 nails and says:

Can you put me up for the night?
 
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Q: Why couldn’t Godzilla eat the hotel?

A: Because it was too suite.

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