40 of the Best Ostrich Jokes For Kids

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Best Ostrich Jokes For Kids

Q: Why did the emu lose all his friends when he grew a few feet taller?

A: Because he was ostrich sized.
Ostrich Jokes For Kids Question: Why did the emu lose all his friends when he grew a few feet taller? A: Because he was ostrich sized on a pink background

Q: Did you hear about that large flightless bird that was excluded from societal norms?

A: Apparently it was ostrich sized.

Q: Why is an ostrich wealthy?

A: Because if it wasn’t it would be an ostpoor.

Q: What did the French ostrich say after laying a 4lb egg?

A: Big oeuf

Q: Why couldn’t the ostrich fit in with the rest of the chickens?

A: It was ostrich-cized from the chicken coop.

Q: Did you hear about the large bird that tried to join a small bird club?

A: Unfortunately, he was Ostrich sized.

Q: What do you call an ostrich going trough their emo stage?

A: An emu.

Q: What do you get when a condor, an ostrich, and an eagle walk into a bar?

A: Three golfers lying about their game.

Q: What do you call an ostrich that practices magic?

A: An ostwitch

Q: What do you get when you cross an ostrich with a female dog?

A: An osbitch
Ostrich Jokes For Kids Question: What do you get when you cross an ostrich with a female dog? A: An osbitch on a brown background

Q: Did you hear about the Giraffe and Ostrich race?

A: It was neck and neck.

Q: Did you know that the fastest animal on land is the ostrich?

A: Actually, it’s not but the fastest one is a cheetah.

Q: Why did the judge set the bail so low for the ostrich charged with assault?

A: He wasn’t a flight risk.

Q: What do you call an ostrich that doesn’t have a father?

A: A bostrich
 
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Q: What did the camel say to the ostrich?

A: Nothing, it can’t speak.

Q: Did you hear about the man who was cancelled for pretending to be an emu?

A: He was ostrich-sized.

Q: Why did everyone ignore the tall flightless bird?

A: Because he was Ostrich-sized.

Q: Why did the big bird feel left out?

A: Because he was ostrich sized

Q: Did you hear about the emu that was taller than all of his friends?

A: He was ostrich-sized

Q: Did you hear the one about the turkey that was so big none of the other turkeys would play with him?

A: He was ostrich-sized.
Ostrich Jokes For Kids Question:Did you hear the one about the turkey that was so big none of the other turkeys would play with him? A: He was ostrich-sized on a brown background

Q: Why were the camels wearing sandals?

A: To stop themselves sinking into the sand.

Q: Why did the ostrich cross the road?

To stick his head in the sand.

Q: Why couldn’t the ostritch hear the rhino coming?

A: Because his head was in the sand.

I used to love telling jokes about penguins and ostriches.

But it turns out they don’t really fly around here.

A man hit a bird while skydiving and short after he died. Why?

The bird was an ostrich.
 
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Giant bird goes to a psychiatrist…

I feel like I’m ignored all the time. Maybe it’s because you’re ostrich sized”

A buddy of mine is working on a program to fit large birds with new clothes, but he only gives them to birds with black feathers.

I said “Wow, that’s some ostracizing ostrich-sizing!”

When birds embarrass themselves..

…it’s very hawkward.

He said I could take the ostriches but not the ducks.

Because he never gave a flying flock.

There’s an ongoing armed seige occurring at at the zoo…

The gunmen have taken a number of ostriches.
Ostrich Jokes For Kids Question: There's an ongoing armed seige occurring at at the zoo... The gunmen have taken a number of ostriches. on a brown background

Ostrich meat would be a market I could get into to make some good money…

but it probably wouldn’t take off.

For over 30,000 years humans gave each other social “likes” by sharing beads made from ostrich eggs.

I guess you might call them emu-jis.

Q: Where do Ostriches come from?

A: Austria

I got head in the sand.

Im an embarrassed ostrich.
 
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A great big bird with a long neck strapped me into a chair and put a gun to my head.

I guess you could say I was held ostrich.

I decided to keep an ostrich as a pet.

But after a few weeks I felt I was being ostracized and thought it best to give him to another home.

The French chef’s apprentice really messed up when he dropped an ostrich egg on the floor.

Big ouef

When ostriches are in a group it’s called a flock.

But if they go at it alone they are ostracized.

I put a ” No Flyers” sign on my front door

The next day I was sent Two Emus and an Ostrich

The world’s largest egg is laid by the Ostrich…

And the world’s largest woman is laid by your dad.
Ostrich Jokes For Kids Question: The world's largest egg is laid by the Ostrich... And the world's largest woman is laid by your dad. on a purple background

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