85 Best Archery Puns That Aim For Big Laughs

Brace your quivers and grab your bow strings because these archery puns will leave you split with laughter and fun. You are sure to hit a bullseye when it comes to fun and laughter with these archery puns. Share them with your friends and family.

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You know the saying, “Aim small, miss small?” Well, when it comes to jokes and laughter, we prefer, “Aim funny, laugh big!” These archery puns are a perfectly shot arrow that gets straight to the point and hits a bullseye every time!

So string your bow with humor because it is time to aim big with laughter as these archery puns fly straight at the target.

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Best Archery Puns

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Q: Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? No? You don’t know what you’re missing.
Q: Why couldn’t the chili practice archery? He didn’t Habanero
Q: Why couldn’t the bell pepper practice archery? Because he didn’t habenero!
Q: Why didn’t the green pepper do archery? BECAUSE IT DIDNT HABANERO LMAOOO
Q: Why are communists good at archery? They are real Marx-men
Q: How do you improve your archery? With better arrow dynamics.
Q: What does a skeleton use for archery A bone and marrow

Q: Have you ever tried blindfolded archery? You don’t know what you’re missing
Q: Why couldn’t the green pepper practice archery? because It didn’t habenero . .
Q: What do archery experts do? To stay in shape?
Q: Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize.
Q: Have you guys tried blindfolded archery? You don’t know what you’re missing!
Q: Why didn’t the philosopher like archery? Because he Kant hit the Marx.
Q: What do skeletons use to hunt? Bone and marrow.
Q: Why couldn’t the chili practice archery? He didn’t Habanero (have an arrow)
Q: What did one ninja say after being shot by an arrow? Help! I’ve been Ninjured!!
Q: Why did the German archer refuse to pay in Euros? Because he missed his mark.
Q: Why are bridges like bows? Because of all the archers holding them up!
Q: Where do archers like to shop? Target.
Q: What did the archer get when he hit a bullseye? A very angry bull.

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Q: What do you call a bow in Spanish? El-bow.
Q: What do you call a jealous DC superhero archer? Green Green Arrow.
Q: What did one ninja say after being shot by an arrow? Help! I’ve been Ninjured!!
Arrrgchery – Pirate archers.
Archerry – Sport where you shoot fruit with bow and arrows.
Ark-chery – Noah’s favorite sport while floating on water.
Aaaaa-choo-ry – Archer with the flu.
Starchery – Shooting arrows at the stars.
Cha-cha-rchery – Archers shooting at targets while doing the cha-cha.
Charchery – British archery with a spot of tea.
Artchery – Archers shooting at art canvasses.
Tartchery – Shooting lemons and limes with bow and arrows.
Archibald – Famous bald archer.
Arrowbics – How archers stay fit.
Arrowplane – How archers get to their destination.
Arrow dynamics – The science of making better archery arrows.
Arrowspace – Area surrounding an arrow in flight.
Arrowfoil – Object or device to stop arrows.
Arrowbatics – Spectacular aerial stunts performed by arrows.
Arrownautics – The study of arrows in flight.

Arrowmatic – Arrow dipped in perfume.
Bao and arrow – How Chinese chefs hunt for food.
Bowhemian Rhapsody – Favorite archer ballad.
Bowling – Failed sport where you tried to hit pins with a bow.
Am-bow-dextrous – Ability to shoot a bow and arrow left and right handed
Bowgie – Disco dance for archers.
Bowgeyman – Scary archer that hides under your bed.
Bow Hoo – How archers cry.
Bow boo – Archery mistake.
Bowboon – Large monkey with bow and arrows.
Bowmer – Middle aged archer.
Peek-a-bow – Game that archer’s play with their babies
Tabow – Custom or tradition that archers must not do.
I love archery but there are too many drawbacks.
You should take up archery. It’s worth a shot.
A maiden married a French archer. You could say she fell in love with a beau and arrow.
Did you hear about the snake who loved to curl around an archer’s bow? It was a bow constrictor.
What did the archer’s pet dog say when he hit a bullseye? Bow Wow!
Blunt arrowheads are pointless.
I tried archery, but I lost the one arrow I had after a single shot.
I guess that’s the only drawback.

My friend almost killed me with his crossbow. It was an arrow escape.
An Archer was selling a really nice bow for a low price.
A potential buyer asked, “What’s the catch?” The archer replied: “Second-hand bow. No strings attached.”
I like to take my dog for archery practice. I shoot an arrow and tell him… go fletch.
Some archers look down on others. They’re really arrow minded
Not many people know Noah was an amazing archer. You should have seen his arc!
Did you hear about Orion losing an archery match? He was awarded a constellation prize.
I’m quite bad at archery but I aim to improve.
A young man was almost expelled from archery school but his Dad pulled some strings!
A political activist decided to take up archery so he could stick it to the man from a distance.
Every tune Archer brought up “phrasing.”
When you can shoot an arrow from a recurve bow with your mouth. You show that life is more than perservering to the end.
Q: Why did the archer hang a bow around his neck? He needed a bow tie.
Q: What does an angry archer use? A crossbow.
Q: Why did the archer hang a bow around his neck? He needed a bow tie.
Q: Did you also hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the ground? She missed.
A Chinese man imitating a phone ringing and answering the call. “Wing! Wing! Arrow?”
A prince was out hunting when he and his party came upon some trees. Archery targets with painted on them and right in the middle of each target was an arrow.
A coach always used to say “Aim for the skies, boy”. He doesn’t say that anymore after his archer got blinded at archery practice.
Commentator 1: He’s gonna need to score high, 10, 10 and more 10s Commentator 2: It’s going to be a tens final
Q: What do you call a master archer? Unstoppabow

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2 cowboys were riding along when they saw a tree with bacon hanging from the branches.
One cowboy said “Look a Bacon Tree!” As they got closer to the tree they were shocked when the sky was full of arrows. The other cowboy yelled “This isn’t a Bacon Tree, it’s a Ham Bush!!”
Q: What do you call a communist archer? A marxman.
Q: What is an archer’s favourite song? Bow-hemian Rhapsody.

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