50 Clean and Funny Magnet Jokes For Kids

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Magnet Jokes For Kids

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Q: What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress? Magnets
Q: Where do magnets grow? In magnetic fields.
Q: Why do magnets get angry? Because they’re bipolar.
Q: What do you call Ironman between 2 magnets? Tony Stuck
Q: Where do magnets play baseball? In magnetic field.
Q: What’s a magnet’s favorite sport? Pole vaulting

Q: What did the compass say to Earth? “You’ve got a magnetic personality.”
Q: What did the wrecked car say to the electromagnet? “Can I have a lift?”
Q: What do you call a magnetic guy who skips school? Ferrous Bueler
Q: What’s the most magnetic fairground ride? The Ferrous wheel.
Q: What did the electromagnet say to the lost electron? “Just go with the flow.”
Q: How did Michael Faraday pay for his magnets? He charged them.
Q: What do you call a hot magnet? Attractive
Q: Why did the metal like the magnet? Because it was attractive.
Q: How do you call a country with a lot of magnetism? Poleland.
Q: What happens when the teacher forgets the magnets for science lab? Ferrous metal’s day off.
I asked my physics-loving female friend if she’d ever played with magnets. She said she ain’t no Halbach girl.
Anemic magnets aren’t irony. I hope this isn’t polarizing.

Q: What kind of net catches metal? A magnet.
I’ve decided to open a museum dedicated to bracelets that happen to be magnetic. Hopefully it will be a big two-wrist attraction.

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Recent studies show Earth’s magnetic field is weakening. Current events make it less attractive.
My wife told me I have a magnetic personality. I wasn’t sure if that’s a positive or a negative.
I wanted to buy some magnetic clothes… They looked cool but I don’t think I could pull them off.
If I swallow a magnet… …I become actractive?
One of my kids ate a magnetic number off the fridge; it was the one between 1 and 3. The doc said they would be ok “This two shall pass.”
We have a magnetic alphabet on our fridge. The other day my daughter grabbed the letter T and put it in her in milk.
She looked at me and said, “I’m having a T party.” I chortled.
Q: What do you call an alloy of Fe and Ni which doesn’t have magnetic properties? IRONICAL
Last night my fiance said I have a magnetic, animalistic energy. Me: Oh yeah? What kind of animal? Her: Hmmm…like a bear. Me: Sooo I’m a polar bear?

Q: What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets? “May the force be with you”.
Q: What do you call an army of magnets? A repellion.
If theres one thing ive learnt in the past dating magnets. It’s that they’re very attractive.
Q: Why are magnets so arousing? They are very attractive.
Q: Why did john swallow a magnet? To become more attractive.
I’m very pleased with my new fridge magnet… So far I’ve got 12 fridges.
Someone is stealing my magnets from the cubicle. I think it’s because they find it attractive.
I sometimes wonder what the most powerful magnets in the world are. Then I realized I have one: My bed.
Y’now, I love talking about magnets… But it’s quite the polarising topic.
They say kids are chick magnets and they weren’t kidding!!!! I grabbed one off a playground the other day and had 10 women running after me.
You hear about the love struck super magnets? Whenever they met face to face, they just couldn’t seem to connect, however the moment one turned to walk away, they were nearly inseparable.
A couple of magnets showed their positive side… They got divorced.

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Women are like magnets… I have no clue how they work.
As they stood on top of The Eiffel Tower, watching a beautiful sunset, he got down on one knee and said, Honey? She gasped audibly and said, Yeah? He said, Help! My replacement knee is made of magnets.
You may become more attractive… If you eat magnets.
Is it just me… or are magnets really attractive?
Redditors are like magnets. We attract flies and repel other humans away.
Boris saves Christmas… Driver shortages will soon be a thing of the past as Boris has personally ordered 50000 fridge magnets from Amazon today. A reporter asked how that will help to which trolley replies “well we know there are two poles in a magnet…” Magnet schools are an attractive educational option.
I bought a magnet, but it keeps going from happy to sad and back. It’s really bipolar.
Someone is stealing my magnets from the cubicle. I think it’s because they find it attractive.
Sometimes I really envy magnets. They don’t have much of a personality, but at least they are attractive.

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