75 Camp Jokes For Kids That Are In-TENTS-ly Silly!

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Ready to add some silliness and laughter to your next camping trip? Gather around the fire and share some of these in-tents-ly silly camp jokes!

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Jokes are a great addition to any family gathering. Laughing together always gets those endorphins up. Sharing jokes can also be such a great bonding experience! Plus, if anything goes wrong on your trip (which it often does when camping), you can always pull out a joke to lighten the mood! No internet is needed for these jokes.

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Funny Camp Jokes For Kids

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Q: What did the little boy say when he found a spider in his tent?

A: Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!
  • Q: What outdoor sport do spiders like when camping? Fly fishing.
  • Q: What do bears call campers in their sleeping bags? Burritos.
  • Q: Where do sharks go camping? Finland.
  • Q: What did the father say to his daughter when her marshmallows kept falling into the campfire? Stick with it.
  • Q: Why was the camping trip so tiring? It was in-tents (intense)
  • Q: What scares Irish kids when they’re camping? Paddy long legs.
  • Q: How do you prevent your sleeping bag from stretching out? Don’t sleep too LONG in it.
  • Q: Why don’t mummies go camping? It’s so relaxing they might unwind.
  • Q: Why are people who go camping on April fool’s day so tired? Because they just finished a 31-day March.
  • Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? Because he enjoyed the colorful foliage while camping.
  • Q: What did the campers say about the campfire? They gave it GLOWING reviews.
  • Q: When did the girl jump out of the tent? When her brother said he liked his sleeping bug.
  • Q: How can you tell when camping at a seaside beach isn’t any fun? When the tide goes out and never comes back.
  • Q: Have you heard the joke about the skunk and the camping trip? Nevermind – it really stinks.
  • Q: What type of footwear do frogs wear camping during the summer? Open toad shoes.
  • Q: What did the beaver say to the tree at the campground? Been nice gnawing you…
  • Q: Where do birds like to go on camping vacations? The Canary Islands.
  • Q: What did the lake say to the campers? Nothing it just waved.
  • Q: Why didn’t the elephant family pack bathing suits for their camping trip? Because they already had their swimming trunks.
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Q: What does Barry Allen always take on camping trips?

A: His flashlight (Barry Allen is the real name of the Flash superhero).
  • Q: What did the cow wear on the camping trip in Hawaii? A Moo Moo.
  • Q: Where do cows go camping? Upstate Moo York.
  • Q: What did the campers call the bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
  • Q: If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have? Pretty big hands.
  • Q: What warm drink helps mom relax when they’re camping? Calm-omile tea.
  • Q: Where do ants like to go camping? Frants.
  • Q: Why didn’t the swimmer go away for the weekend with his friends to the campground? He thought they said they were going CRAMPing.
  • Q: Which day of the week is best for camping on the beach? SUNday.
  • Q: Why did the bread want to go camping? So it could loaf around.
  • Q: When camping during autumn, what’s the warmest part of the tent? The corner – it’s usually about 90 degrees.
  • Q: While camping, a boy saw a fish blushing. Why was the fish blushing? It saw the lake’s bottom.
  • Q: Which type of witches like to camp on the beach? Sandwitches.
  • Q: What’s brown, hairy and can be found in a tent? A coconut camping.
  • Q: Why didn’t the bike go camping? It was too tired (2 tired).
  • Q: What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together?  A BEARel of laughs!
  •  Q: What is a tree’s favorite drink?  Root beer.
  •  Q: How do you communicate with a fish?  Drop it a line
  •  Q: Why do trees have so many friends?  They branch out.
  •  Q: Why did the camp warden quit his job?  Because it was always in tents.
  •  Q: Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired? Because they just finished a 31 day March!
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Q: Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase on his RV trip?

A: Because he already had a trunk!
  • Q: Why don’t mummies go on camping?  They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
  • Q: What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?  “Sandwiches!”
  • Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?  A gummy bear.
  • Q: What did the pine trees wear to the lake?  Swimming trunks!
  • Q: How do trees access the internet?  They log in.
  • Q: What do you call a camper without a nose or a body? Nobodynose
  • Q: What do you call a bunch of crows out for camping? Murder within tent
  • Q: Why is it never relaxing when two couples go camping?  Two tents
  • Q: Why did the robot go on camping?  He needed to recharge his batteries.
  • Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn?  Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall…
  • Q: At camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?  Nothing it just waved.
  • Q: How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?  Don’t sleep too long in it!
  • Q: Why are hiking shops so diverse?  Because they employ people from all walks of life.
  • Q: Why did the camp counselor quit his job? Because it was always in tents.
  • Q: If you’ve got four tents, eight sleeping bags, and six camping chairs in your wheelbarrow, what have you got?  A big wheelbarrow. 
  • Q: What do bears call campers in sleeping bags? Soft tacos.
  • Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping in the woods? It’s okay. He woke up.
  • Q: What is a math teacher’s and math students’ favorite type of camp? “Sum”mer Camp! 
  • Q: Do you know the name of the summer camp director in France? Phillipe Phloppe.
  • Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen at summer camp? Because they peel.
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Q: What type of chair goes to wild camp concerts?

A: A rocking chair!

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