40 Funny Tomato Jokes That Will Make You LOL

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Hey friends! Prepare yourself for a ketchuppy adventure into the ripe world of tomato jokes. You are in for a saucy treat with these as we slice and dice our way to this tomato humor. These jokes will surely leave you a little red in the face with amusement. So buckle up with your sun-ripened senses and get ready to giggle all through the night.

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Jokes are like tomatoes. Some are sweet, some are saucy, and others are a little bit ripe. We love these tomato jokes for so many reasons. They make the best icebreakers, mood changers, and ways to change a mood from sour to sweet. Share these fun jokes with your friends and family to see who turns tomato red first from laughter.

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The Best Tomato Jokes

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  • Q: How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
  • Q: What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes.
  • Q: Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the tomato blush.
  • I was on the ground by my tomato plants looking for caterpillar tracks. That’s when I got run over by a tank.
  • Q: Where do tomatoes go to get a drink? The salad bar.
  • Q: Why Did The Tomato Blush? Because he saw the salad dressing
  • A friend rubbed tomato ketchup on his eyes. In Heinz sight, it wasn’t a good idea.
  • Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato? “You better catch up!”
  • Q: What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes.
  • Q: I like to put coriander on my blended tomatoes. It’s soup herb.
  • Q: What do you call a tomato with a trumpet? A tooty fruity.
  • Q: Why was the tomato on a motorbike? He was trying to ketchup with his friends.
  • Q: Why is life like ketchup? Good things in life come slow and are worth waiting for.
  • Q: What’s red and square? An uncool tomato.
  • Q: What question was on the tomato’s mind? To-mato, or not to-mato.
  • Q: What did the lemon in the salad say to the tomato? “Give me a squeeze”.
  • Q: Why did the tomato cross the road? To ketch-up with the other tomatoes.
  • Q: What type of tomato smells? A roma.
  • Q: Why could the tomato outrun the broccoli? Because he wasn’t a vegetable!
  • Q: Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!
  • Q: What looks like a half tomato? The other half.
  • Q: What do tomatoes and potatoes have in common? Toes!
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  • Q: What’s the worst thing about salsa dancing? Getting the tomato stains out afterwards!
  • Q: What do you call a potato who pretends to be a tomato? An imitater!
  • Q: What did the pasta say to the tomato? Don’t get saucy with me!
  • Q: Why did Mrs. Tomatoe turn red? She saw Mr. Green Pea !
  • Q: What is red, round, and tiny. A tomatom.
  • Q: What is red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.
  • Q: How do you keep a rotten tomato from smelling? You pinch its nose.
  • Q: Why is a tomato round and red? Because if it was long, skinny, and green, it would be a bean.
  • Q: How do you get rid of lazy tomato employees? Can them.
  • Q: Why do bacon lettuce and tomatoes have the lowest IQ out of all the foods? Because they’re in-bred!
  • Q:  What do tomatoes do when they meet? They ketchup.
  • A tomato growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.
  • A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!”
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One-Liner Tomato Jokes

  1. The worst thing about salsa dancing is getting the tomato stains out afterward.
  2. I like to put coriander on my blended tomatoes. It’s soup herb.
  3. I’m setting up a tomato stall. I’ve spotted a gap in the market.
  4. What do you call a tomato with a trumpet? A tooty fruity.
  5. This tomato is so fresh it has an aunty and uncle in Bel-Air.
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