Beary Funny Bear Knock Knock Jokes You’ll Love

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Ready for some beary funny bear knock knock jokes? Well, you have come to the right place because we are sharing the best knock knock jokes all about bears! Ready to make everyone laugh with these? Let’s get started!

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Bear jokes are a staple in our home as well as knock-knock jokes! So naturally, we had to add to our growing list of jokes with these bear knock-knock jokes. You will love this list of jokes because there are clean and perfect for kids and adults of all ages! Thank goodness no more cringing with the punch line. We have to admit some might be cheesy but who doesn’t love a good cheesy joke to make you laugh long after you hear it! For more fun be sure to check out our fun dragon knock-knock jokes as well!

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The Best Bear Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Yogi bear.

Yogi bear, who?

Yogi bear and you’ll get arrested!
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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Some bear.

Some bear who?

Some bear over the rainbow!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Bear watch.

Bear watch, who?

Bear watch out, bear not cry. Bear not pout, I’m telling you why. Santa Claus is coming to town.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Claw.

Claws, who?

Claws the door, it’s cold outside.
 
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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Alaska bear.

Alaska bear who?

Alaska bear, but he may not know the answer.
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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Fur.

Fur, who?

Fur his a jolly good fellow! Fur he’s a jolly good fellow!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Bees.

Bees, who?

Bees pass the honey.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Koala.

Koala, who?

Koala for help! The house is on fire!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Bear.

Bear, who?

Bear bum.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Winnie-the.

Winnie-the, who?

Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!
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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ima.

Ima, who?

I’m a Panda!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Pooh.

Pooh, who?

Well you don’t have to cry about it!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Winnie thup.

Winnie thup, who?

You’ve got it! Winnie-the-Pooh!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Z.

Z, who?

Z honey. Where is z honey?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Winnie the Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh, who?

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Winnie the Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh who?

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh who?

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say Winnie the Pooh again!

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