The Best Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

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The Best Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

What do you call a dinosaur that never quits?

A: Try-try-try-ceratops.

Dinosaur Jokes for Kids Question: What do you call a dinosaur that never quits? A: Try-try-try-ceratops on a green background

Which dinosaur sleeps all day?

A: The dino-snore.

Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?

A: A dino-sewer.

What do you get if you crossbreed a dinosaur with a pig?

A: A Jurassic Pork!

What do you call a dinosaur couple?

A: Pair-odactyls!

Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones?

A: Because they can’t afford new ones!

Which watch store do dinosaurs go shop?

A: Fossil

Which dinosaur was a noisy sleeper?

A: Tyranno-snorus!

What is a dinosaur’s favorite quote in life?

A: “Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”

How many eyes does the tyrannosaurus rex have?

A: None! Cause there is no letter “I” in it.

Dinosaur Jokes for Kids Question: How many eyes does the tyrannosaurus rex have? A: None! Cause there is no letter "I" in it. on a green background

What do you call a medical instrument used in dinosaurs?

A: Stegoscoperus

Which part of our body is a reptile?

A: The Bronco-saurus.

Which dinosaur can jump higher than a building?

A: Any kind because buildings can’t jump.

What is the best time when a dinosaur sleep in your bed?

A: It’s time to get a new bed.

What’s as huge as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?

A: It’s shadow.

 
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What genre of movie does a reptile loves to watch?

A: The Terror-dactyl.

What do triceratops eat on camping trips?

A: Dino-smores.

What does a triceratops sit on?

A: It’s tricera-bottom.

What is it called when a dinosaur gets a touchdown?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur that explodes?

A: A Dino-mite

Dinosaur Jokes for Kids Question: What do you call a dinosaur that explodes? A: A Dino-mite on a green background

What do you call a polite dinosaur?

A: A Pleaseyosaur

Who do you gonna call when being robbed?

A: A tricera-COPS.

What is the name of the purple and green dinosaur who loves to sing?

A: Barney

What do you call a group dinosaurs who sing?

A: A tyranno-chorus.

What do you call a dinosaur ghost?

A: A scaredactyl.

Why does the brontosaurus have a long neck?

A: Because of his smelly feet.

What do you call an anxious dino?

A: A nervous Rex.

What do you call a short spiky dinosaur that’s fallen down the stairs?

A: Ankle-is-sore-us.

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

A Wee-Rex!

What do you call a dinosaur after they break up with their girlfriend?

A: Tyrannosaurus ex.

Dinosaur Jokes for Kids Question: What do you call a dinosaur after they break up with their girlfriend?  A: Tyrannosaurus ex. on a green background

What does a prehistoric reptile carpenter’s favorite tool?

A: A dino-saw!

 
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What form of water does a reptile go swimming?

A: At dino-shore

Brontosaurus is good at what sport?

A: Squash!

Which dinosaur is made of cheese?

A: Gorgon-zilla!

What’s the best thing to do if you see a T-rex?

A: Pray hard not to see you.

What do you find in the middle of dinosaurs?

A”: The letter “S”

What kind of materials do dinosaurs buy to use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

What has 3 horns and 2 wheels?

A: A Triceratops on a bike.

What is title does a Korean dinosaur compose?

A: Dinomite

Which part of the dinosaur is good at playing volleyball?

A: Spike

Dinosaur Jokes for Kids Question: Which part of the dinosaur is good at playing volleyball? A: Spike on a green background

Where do dinosaurs buy gifts?

A: At Toy-Sau-Rus!

What do the visitors say after the birthday party?

A: Oh! It was a T-REXellent Birthday party.

Who is the guest singer invited at the party?

A: Barney and Friends.

How did the dinosaur feel after eating the cake?

A: Jurras-tic.

What did the mama dinosaur say to her debutante baby?

A: You are roarsome on your dress!

How do you greet a T-Rex on its birthday?

A: Have an T-REXcellent Birthday!

 
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What is a T. Rex’s favorite program number in debut?

A: Eight (ate!)

What did the dinosaur say when the clown spooked him?

A: You make my heart saur!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Nun.

Nun who?

Nun of the dinosaurs are still alive!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dinosaur.

Dinosaur, Who?

Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!

Dinosaur Jokes for Kids Question: Knock Knock! Who's there? Dinosaur. Dinosaur, Who? Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR! on a green background

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Terry

Terry who?

It’s me, Terry Dactyl! (Pterodactyl)

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dinosaurp

Dinosaurp

HA HA HA, I heard you said dinosaur poo!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dino.

Dino who?

A dino-sewer, your mom called me!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Sleepy head.

Sleepy head who?

Sleepyhead dinosaurs are called stega-snore-us!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gotta.

Gotta who?

Gotta run! T-rex is running close to us!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think was the strongest dinosaur?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Fossil.

Fossil who?

Fossils are dinosaur preserved remains!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Eggs.

Eggs who?

Eggs-tinct dinosaurs were about 65 million years ago.

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Iggy.

Iggy who?

Iggy-uanodon was a large herbivorous dinosaurs!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Donna.

Donna who?

Donna get close to a dinosaur or he’ll eat you!

Dinosaur Jokes for Kids Question: Knock Knock! Who's there? Donna. Donna, Who? DDonna get close to a dinosaur or he'll eat you!  on a green background

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

June.

June know where the dinosaur fossils can be found?

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