50+ Best Rainbow Jokes That Brighten Everyone’s Day

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This is the perfect collection of fun rainbow jokes for kids and adults of all ages! These rainbow jokes are sure to brighten anyone’s day and make everyone laugh out loud!

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Rainbows are magical, much like jokes! They have the power to give someone hope and happiness all at one! If you are having a bad day a rainbow can lighten the mood and change a frown to a smile. A good joke can do the same! I love how much kids love rainbows, so we thought what better time to make this huge list of silly, corny, hysterical rainbow jokes so that everyone can get a few more laughs in together!

This list of rainbow jokes is clean and totally appropriate for kids of all ages! So parents rejoice, there is nothing to cringe about when your kids start telling you jokes off this list! Pair these with our mermaid jokes and butterfly jokes for even more fun!

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The Best Rainbow Jokes

Q. What will happen if you break the law?
A. You’ll end going to prism.
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rainbow jokes question: What will happen if you break the law? A. You’ll end going to prism. with a man behind the bars on a purple background
Q. How does a rainbow laugh?
Q. What happen today to the 90’s Tie dye shirt when kids used to make?
A. It’s a dying art. 
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Q. How often do you get a rainbow at night?
A. Every once in a hue moon.
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Q. What will you get at the end of rainbow?
 
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Q. What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold?
A. You’ll be the end of me.
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Q. What does it sound like when a rainbow answers the phone?
A. Green Green Green, Yellooooow?
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Q. What will happen if you grind the rainbow?
A. It become a rainbow dust. 
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Q. What is the favorite movie of a rainbow?
A. “Together With Hue”.
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Q. Why are all rainbows always happy?
A. Because they just got out of prism.
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rainbow jokes question: Why are all rainbows always happy? A. Because they just got out of prism with a happy clouds on a blue backgroud
Q. What do you call a rainbow that has not any colors on it?
Q.What drink does a rainbow sip every morning?
Q. How will you tell if a rainbow gets angry?
A. It turns out red.
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Q. What will happen if you steal the rainbow?
A. You’ll gettig thrown in prism
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Q. What is the title does rainbow compost?
A. “Summer wear over the rainbow.”
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Q. What did blue say to purple?
Q. What do rainbows do in prism?
A. They refract from what they have done.
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Q. How does a rainbow greet the other weather?
A. With a yellow of course!
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Q. What did the doctor advice give to a color blind person?
Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
rainbow joke question: how do you wrap a cloud? a. with a rainbow on a pink background
Q. What did the baby find at the end of the rainbow?
Q. What do you call a magician wearing a rainbow colored suit?
Q. What do you call it when it’s raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn’t come out?
Q. What do you do you get if you cross a fur animal and rainbow?
Q. What might you see at the North Pole if the sun shines while it’s snowing?
Q. What do you call a fine, dry powder consisting of tiny particles of a rainbow?
Q. What does rain wear to a luxurious dinner party?
Q. What do you find in the middle of the rainbow?
Q. What happened to the little girl wearing a ribbon when she walked in the rain?
A. She becomes a rainbow.
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Q. Why did the rainbow see the doctor?
A. it was feeling blue.
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rainbow joke question: why did the rainbow see the doctor? a. it was feeling blue with a sick rainbow and a doctor o a green background
Q. How much does a rainbow weigh?
A. Not much at all, it’s pretty light.
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Q. What does a rainbow taste like?
A. It taste like skittles.
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Q. What did the rain say to his buddy?
A. Hey! It’s me rain-bro!
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Q. Where does momma plays the ukelele?
 A. Over the rainbow
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Q. How did the rainbow light up the skies?
A. They go to gradient lengths
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Q. Where do bad rainbows go?
Q. What’s rain’s favorite accessory?
Q. Where did a pilot pass through a rainbow on his flight test?
 A. He passed with flying colors.
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Q. What is a leprechaun’s favorite song?
A. The Rainbow Connection!
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Q. Why do rainbows are always top of the class?
A. Because they pass with flying colors
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rainbow joke question: why do rainbows are always top of the class? A. Because they pass with flying colors on pink backgroud
Q. How often do you get a rainbow at night?
A. Every once in a hue moon.
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Q. What does Santa say when he flies through a rainbow?
A. Hue hue hue, Merry Christmas!
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Q. How much gold was found at the end of the rainbow?
A. Vermillion dollars worth!
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Q. How do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?
A.  High Hue, High Hue!… High Hue, High Hue!
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Q. What is a cat’s favorite color in the rainbow?
A. Of course, purrrrrple.
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Q. How much does a rainbow weigh at the grocery store?
A. I’m sure it light.
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Q. Who is the Greek goddess of rainbows?
Q. What is the similarity of Ed Sheeran’s song and the rainbow?
A. They both have a shape of “U”
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Q. What happened to the man who only ate Skittles?
A.  He farted rainbows.
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rainbow joke question: What happened to the man who only ate Skittles? He farted rainbows. on a purple background
Q. How did the colors get rid of purple from the rainbow?
A. They do Non-violet protests
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Q. What weapon do archers use?
Q. What did the cloud say to the rainbow?
A. You brighten my day!
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Q. What’s a rainbow’s favorite math topic?
 Q. Who travels in rainbow-colored Tardis?

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